This is Scratchy here. Don’t tell Bongo, but I found the computer on with nobody around. It’s been a long time since I’ve stolen been on Bongo’s blog and I think it’s my turn to get a little attention. After all, why should he have friends all over the world and not me? I want some blogging friends too.
So I’m going to type a little about my adventures. Oh, wait a minute. I don’t have any adventures. What can I tell you about?
Hey, why is this screen black? How do you turn this thing on?
Oops, I can’t ask Bongo how to turn it on. Then he’ll know I was trying to mess with his blog.
No Bongo. I wasn’t using your computer. Why would I want to get on your blog anyway? It’s mostly just read by a bunch of dogs. I was just checking out this stool. It’s pretty comfy.
Bongo, I am getting down now. You can stop jumping.
You can have your old blog. I’m going to take a nap.