Woo woo! Tomorrow is June 22nd and you know what day that is? It’s National Take Your Dog to Work Day. But I think that should be changed to International Take Your Dog to Work Day because some of my dog friends live in other countries.
So person, are you going to take me to work with you? Huh, huh, huh? I’m all ready to be taken to work. I could even help you.
Where are you going to take me? We could go hang out at the church where you work. Maybe I could play with some of those kids you teach Sunday school to.
Or that place where you meet to lead your Bible study. What is that place? That place with all the stars and the bucks? Are those the dollar kind of bucks or the deer kind of bucks? Could you take me there so I can find out? Maybe I could get rich there – or at least have something to chase around while you’re studying all those Bibles under the stars.
Wait a minute! What!?? You’re taking me to work but I don’t get to go anywhere? I don’t get it.
You’re working at home tomorrow? That’s no fair.
Can you take the day off so we can go somewhere?