Stuff on my Trails

28 Nov

Bike next to a bike rackI don’t get it. For some reason people have been leaving stuff all over my trails. It’s not like those litterbugs who were hanging around awhile back. This stuff looks like something people would still want. For instance, take this bike here. It’s not even stuck in the bike rack like somebody meant to leave it here. I wonder if they got off to check for messages – I know I’ve left a few here – and then forgot they’d come on a bike and started walking on my trails. That must have been a good message they found. I wish it was still here.



Bongo sniffing cairn with cloth on top

And look at this. Now somebody’s leaving their clothes hanging around. I wonder if it’s the same person who left the bike. I think I’ll see if I can get some clues as to who left this. I’d kind of like some advance warning if I’m going to come across a naked person on my trails.

Cloth on a rock and Bongo sniffing below the rock

More clothes! There must be a stripper on my trail and they must be really lost. I don’t think you’re supposed to take off your clothes in a place where people and dogs can find you. Maybe if I get their scent I can find them first and warn them pick up their clothes, get back on their bike, and leave.

Bongo below a bird seed hanger

Now look! I think this is a hangar. I bet this was where those clothes I found were supposed to be hung. But birds have been storing their extra seed here.

Either those birds are going to have to find a new storage place for their seeds, or that person is going to have to get dressed, or …

I hope I don’t find a naked person riding away on a bicycle, being chased by birds.


Posted by on November 28, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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38 responses to “Stuff on my Trails

  1. thesweetkitten

    November 28, 2012 at 10:40 am

    Are you afraid of naked people, Bongo?

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:07 pm

      Sweet Kitten, I’m just not sure what a naked person out in the wild woods might do.

  2. Will and Eko

    November 28, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Sell the bike on eBay and buy treats!

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:07 pm

      Will and Eko, that’s a great idea. Anything for more treats.

  3. jaxart4animals

    November 28, 2012 at 11:09 am

    A naked person riding away on a bicycle… Hahahah! Thanks for that funny visual Bongo!

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:09 pm

      Jackie, I couldn’t get my person to draw a picture of it because she said the imagination works better.

  4. Delft

    November 28, 2012 at 11:11 am

    I suggest you put on your detective hat and find the naked person being chased by birds. He sounds interesting. He’s not on a bike, though, you know where the bike is…

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:10 pm

      Delft, maybe I could get on the bike and chase after the naked person and those birds.

  5. marina kanavaki

    November 28, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Isn’t that YOUR message board? It seems to me, you haven’t left enough messages there…

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:11 pm

      Marina, you’re right. I’d better get some new messages up right away.

  6. To Shea

    November 28, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    I’m sure you will find out who this closet nudest is.
    After all he or she left you some pretty good clues.
    When you find out…Let us know…ok Bongo?
    Alex and Penny

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:13 pm

      Alex and Penny, I’ll be sure to let everybody know when I find out who it is. They’re probably looking for the publicity.

  7. onebluedog

    November 28, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    I wonder where all those things came from? That is a very nice looking bike!

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:14 pm

      Remy, I was hoping that bike would stick around so I could learn how to ride – but somebody took it away already.

  8. dianeskitchentable

    November 28, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Maybe that person was too hot & had to get naked. If you find him put your cold nose on his butt & take his temperature.

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:15 pm

      Diane and Lola, I might have to get his butt a little slobbery too.

  9. Dianda

    November 28, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    No naked people on your tracks? 😛

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:18 pm

      Dianda, it might be kind of strange if I found a naked person. I might have to report it to the naked people police.

  10. Mag (Chancy's Mumsy)

    November 28, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Sweet Bongo we gotta say your trail is getting most interesting. That would be some scene to see a naked person riding a bike being chased by birds. We hope that didn’t happen. Hugs and nose kisses

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:19 pm

      Chancy and Mumsy, it didn’t happen – yet. Hugs and nose kisses back to you.

  11. philosophermouseofthehedge

    November 28, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Whew, Bongo – maybe the new dog Toby has reason to worry about the trails.

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:20 pm

      Karen, I hadn’t thought about that. Maybe he saw that naked person and that’s why he’s afraid to go there.

  12. Genevieve Petrillo

    November 28, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Those trails are becoming very unpredictable, B. Maybe tomorrow you’ll find a snowshoe, and then a pair of dice, and then a bottle of Gatorade, and then the wing of a private plane, and a hat, and a cigar, and a dictionary, and a balloon……. Yikes.

    Love and licks,

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:21 pm

      Cupcake, that sounds like it could be in a children’s book. Are you sure you’re not doing some of the writing for your mom?

  13. Bites and Tales

    November 28, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    Looks like you have a mystery to solve! You can try your paw at being a doggy detective 🙂

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 8:21 pm

      Bites and Tales, I’ll have to put on my Detective Dog hat for sure.

  14. Two French Bulldogs

    November 28, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    What’s going on! That’s not right
    Benny & Lily

    • Bongo

      November 28, 2012 at 11:29 pm

      Benny & Lily, I was thinking the same thing. Strange things happen on my trails sometimes.

  15. angelswhisper2011

    November 29, 2012 at 1:52 am

    Bongo, ask your person to make a picture of your face, when they’re passing… LOL 😀

    • Bongo

      November 29, 2012 at 11:28 am

      Angels Whisper, I think my person might have to draw that picture.

  16. Dalton

    November 29, 2012 at 2:19 am

    hee hee what fun things do you see on your trails!!

    • Bongo

      November 29, 2012 at 11:29 am

      Dalton, it seems like something new is always happening on my trails.

  17. eripanwkevin

    November 29, 2012 at 7:35 am

    Oh no! Naked human! How embarrassing! * blush*
    Hang on…… I now realized that I’m always in naked……Oops…sorry…heehee.. 🙂

    • Bongo

      November 29, 2012 at 11:30 am

      Kevin, you have all that nice fur on. Humans are mostly hairless – but it makes it better for licking them.

  18. misswhiplash

    November 29, 2012 at 11:05 am

    did you ever discover the person that the clothes belonged strange that someone should remove their clothes…I would not like to ride a bike with no clothes on..a wee bit drafty!

    • Bongo

      November 29, 2012 at 11:35 am

      Patreciau, I never found the person but the clothes were gone the next day and so was the bike. I guess they got dressed again before riding the bike.

  19. heyitsjethere

    November 30, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Hey Bongo, Jet here.

    Dude, time to pull out the hat and pipe… lots of detecting to do…

    BTW, Mom asked me to share that you’re looking a little fluffier than usual, new shampoo???

    • Bongo

      November 30, 2012 at 8:04 pm

      Hey Jet, I was thinking about the hat and pipe too. Not sure about the fluffiness – except my person noticed that I’ve just started to shed so maybe I’m getting my winter coat. She says last year I started shedding in January and she’s never been able to figure out my shedding schedule.


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