Scratchy: Bongo, I dare you to come up and get this bowl.
Bongo: What if I do?
Scratchy: Just try it.
Bongo: I don’t smell anything in that bowl.
Scratchy: Come on, Bongo. You need a new hat. Bowl Dog. Doesn’t that sound like a perfect name for you?
Bongo: Never mind the bowl Scratchy. What are you covering up? Cat food? I smell cat food back there.
Scratchy: You see these, Bongo? This is what you’re going to get if you even come near my food.
Bongo: Hold that pose Scratchy. I’m going to send a picture of it to Santa. You’re for sure not getting any presents now.
Scratchy: If I don’t get any presents I’m going to get grumpy. And you know what that’s going to do? It’s going to make me famous. My picture will be all over the internet and I’ll be way more famous than you Bongo.
Bongo: Nooooooooo! Grumpy Cat is more famous than me! Here’s some more cat food Scratchy. And I’m putting in a request for extra presents for you right now.
I can’t stand it when cats get famous.
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Jen
December 21, 2012 at 10:46 am
Grumpy Cat is everywhere, it’s amazing. Grumpy Cat 2 might be in your house, though!
Bongo
December 21, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Jen, my younger person wants one of those original Grumpy Cats. I’m not sure if I could put up with two of them.
Paws To Talk
December 21, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Nice photo evidence Bongo! Happy Holidays!
-Bella and DiDi
Bongo
December 21, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Bella and DiDi, I guess I do have the goods on Scratchy this time.
dianeskitchentable
December 21, 2012 at 3:03 pm
It’s a set-up Bongo – don’t fall for it! I have to say, Scratchy’s teeth look very bright (and very big and very sharp) but ahem…perhaps some sit ups would be in order? Just sayin’ cause I’ve been telling Diane that The Moe’s been looking a little plumperoo which means too many treats for him!
Bongo
December 21, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Lola, Scratchy could definitely use some sit ups. And definitely no more treats.
Two French Bulldogs
December 21, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Yikes!!! A mountain lion, BOL
Benny & Lily
Bongo
December 21, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Benny & Lily, Scratchy sure can be pretty scary when he wants to.
marina kanavaki
December 22, 2012 at 1:51 am
…more famous than you? Never! Still, good thinking!
🙂
Bongo
December 22, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Marina, Scratchy is always trying to get the jump on me. I’m sure he’d love to steal my fame.
Bassas Blog
December 22, 2012 at 2:38 am
Scary cat!
Bongo
December 22, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Bassa, I would trade Scratchy for Barnaby any day – but I don’t think you’d want Scratchy.
eripanwkevin
December 22, 2012 at 6:25 am
My kitten brofur has been grumpy these days as we have a new little kitty now! He is very jealous of the little kitty….Oh! *gasps* Please don’t….. Scratchy!
Bongo
December 22, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Kevin, my person says she saw two kitties she was tempted to bring home. Maybe they would keep Scratchy in his place. I’d be okay with more kitties as long as my person doesn’t give them any attention.
ILoveDogs
December 22, 2012 at 8:41 am
So cute! You’re so sweet for giving in Bongo. Shame on you Scratchy. 😉
Bongo
December 22, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Scratchy is always up to no good. I’ve got to bend over backwards and jump up in the air for him.
Gizmo
December 22, 2012 at 8:47 am
Just remember Bongo…Dogs Rule! Cats Drool…*snoogles*
Bongo
December 22, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Gizmo, you are so right. Hey Scratchy, did you hear what Gizmo said?
angelswhisper2011
December 22, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Bongo, let Scratchy be grumpy, in the end only kindness wil make you famous 😉
Bongo
December 22, 2012 at 4:36 pm
Angels Whisper, I think you’re right. After all, who wants to hang out with a grumpy cat.
Dianda
December 23, 2012 at 6:29 am
Famous cats are often funny!
Bongo
December 23, 2012 at 6:20 pm
Dianda, I guess I don’t have to worry then. Scratchy isn’t very funny at all.
Dianda
December 24, 2012 at 9:00 am
😉