Bongo: What if I do?
Scratchy: Just try it.
Bongo: I don’t smell anything in that bowl.
Scratchy: Come on, Bongo. You need a new hat. Bowl Dog. Doesn’t that sound like a perfect name for you?
Bongo: Never mind the bowl Scratchy. What are you covering up? Cat food? I smell cat food back there.
Scratchy: You see these, Bongo? This is what you’re going to get if you even come near my food.
Bongo: Hold that pose Scratchy. I’m going to send a picture of it to Santa. You’re for sure not getting any presents now.
Scratchy: If I don’t get any presents I’m going to get grumpy. And you know what that’s going to do? It’s going to make me famous. My picture will be all over the internet and I’ll be way more famous than you Bongo.
Bongo: Nooooooooo! Grumpy Cat is more famous than me! Here’s some more cat food Scratchy. And I’m putting in a request for extra presents for you right now.
I can’t stand it when cats get famous.