I am not.
I am not trying to cover up for what I did.
What did I do?
Oh that. Well, it smelled like food to me.
So I ate it.
It was a what?
You’re making an empty tomb for Easter? The tomb that Jesus left?
Aren’t tombs made out of rocks or something?
Person, if you’d carved that tomb out of rock I wouldn’t have eaten it. So it’s all your fault.
But don’t worry. I’ll take care of it.
I’m cleaning up the mess I made on the floor.