What in the world are you talking about?
You’re trying to blame me because you didn’t make your bed?
I’m not even allowed on your bed. My bed’s down on the floor next to yours. I might mess my bed up, but I would never mess yours up.
I don’t know why there’s a pillow and a blanket right where you sleep. Maybe you slept on top of them.
How would you know if you slept on them or not? You were asleep.
Well, if you didn’t mess up your bed like that then it must have been Scratchy. You let him sleep on the bed.
How come you let Scratchy sleep on the bed and not me?
That is totally unfair. You’re showing favoritism to cats.
That’s what you get for it. Scratchy got on your bed while you were gone and totally messed it up.
I wasn’t going to tell, but he’s just gone too far this time.
What do you mean, you don’t believe me? Of course Scratchy did it.
Look into my eyes, person. I did not mess up that bed.
That bed is not even messed up. What you see is a perfectly well made bed.
You will get into bed like normal tonight, without noticing anything awry.
What do you mean, this isn’t working?
I didn’t do it. Really.