You’re not hiding something from me back there are you?
How come you’re not saying, Scratchy?
I guess I’d better check this out for myself.
What is that back there behind the couch?
That’s not what I think it is, is it?
Scratchy, what have you been doing?
Did you bring a friend in here?
This is terrible! What am I going to do? There are two of them now.
Scratchy, please tell me you just invited a friend over for the day.
It’s what? Today is Hug Your Cat Day?
And now I’ve got to hug two cats?
Okay Scratchy, come here. I’ll give you a hug.
You don’t want me to hug you and you figured you’re safe now that this other cat is here.
Then he’s leaving as soon as I hug him, right?
I don’t think he wants a hug.
So what happens if I don’t hug him? He’ll still go away, right?
What!? June is Adopt a Cat Month?
If I don’t hug him, he stays?
I’m outnumbered! This is going to be a terrible month.
What I want to know is – what month is Trade a Cat for a Dog Month?