Campfire Criminal

17 Jun

Bongo sniffing the remains of a camp fireSomething smells terribly awry on my trails.

Wait, maybe I used the wrong word. I don’t smell any rye bread anywhere.

Something smells fishy?

Did I say fishy? Where’s the fish? Where? Where?

Oh, no fish. I don’t even smell any. Guess I’d better find another word.

Let’s see- it smells like the charcoal remains of a former fire. Like a barbecue without the meat.

No meat! There’s got to be some criminal offense here.

I’d better get my Detective Dog hat on.

Detective Dog

What happened here?

Someone had a fire on my trails and didn’t invite me.

And I bet they had treats and goodies and stuff like hot dogs and s‘ mores.

And they didn’t invite me.

Wait a minute!

No wonder they didn’t invite me.

They’re not even supposed to have a fire on my trails – and even if they could, fire restrictions are in effect. No fires anywhere.

It’s really dry out here. My puddle hasn’t even shown itself in a long time.

I bet those people know that as Detective Dog – a law abiding citizen dog (well almost) – I would be required to turn them in if I discovered who they are.

And I certainly wouldn’t want my trails to burn up.

So I’m investigating this one for sure.

Bongo investigating the old fire

And as soon as I discover who they are they’d better watch out.

I’m going to gather up all my dog buddies and after we water down their fire, we’re going to water down those culprits too.

See if they ever try starting a fire on my trails again.

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Posted by on June 17, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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24 responses to “Campfire Criminal

  1. karmami

    June 17, 2013 at 10:36 am

    lol….many dogs are indeed smarter than irresponsible people who go around initiating fire because of stupidity

    • Bongo

      June 17, 2013 at 3:55 pm

      Karmami, people think it’s fun to have a campfire, but they wouldn’t think it was much fun anymore if they started a forest fire.

      • karmami

        June 17, 2013 at 3:57 pm

        worse yet burn their own houses..or thosebof their love ones….stupid people …produce stupid actions…you are much fun… they really care ?

  2. marina kanavaki

    June 17, 2013 at 10:40 am

    You better find these people, Bongo, before they start a fire out there!

    • Bongo

      June 17, 2013 at 3:56 pm

      Marina, I’m going after them for sure. Those trails are pretty close to my house so I could be in double jeopardy if a fire started.

  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    June 17, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    Fires are dangerous when it’s so dry. OMGoodness! Those fire guys are ….playing with fire. Really!! Duh!

    Love and licks,

    • Bongo

      June 17, 2013 at 3:57 pm

      Cupcake, those fire guys probably think they’re pretty cool, but they’ll really be cool after I douse them. Or maybe not, since I’ll be dousing them with warm water.

  4. Gizmo

    June 17, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    Foolish hoomins don’t know enough to not start fires where it’s dry…tsk tsk…hope you get a line on them soon Bongo and teach them what’s what

    • Bongo

      June 17, 2013 at 3:58 pm

      Gizmo, I’m still investigating I’ll find them sooner or later. Hopefully while I still have my trails left.

  5. Patricia

    June 17, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    They must not watch or read the news. Fire is dangerous when there is no rain. Stoopid peeps!

    • Bongo

      June 17, 2013 at 10:24 pm

      Patricia, maybe those people think they’re invincible – like, only other people start forest fires.

      • Patricia

        June 17, 2013 at 11:19 pm

        Where is Smokey the Bear when you need him?

      • Bongo

        June 18, 2013 at 12:40 pm

        Smokey the Beat with a big bucket of water.

  6. Dalton

    June 18, 2013 at 12:57 am

    does rye bread smell??

    • Bongo

      June 18, 2013 at 12:41 pm

      Dalton, I think it has a wry kind of smell.

  7. eripanwkevin

    June 18, 2013 at 7:38 am

    How dangerous!!! Those people should know that the dryness causes fire easily! We don’t wanna miss your beautiful trails pictures Bongo!

    • Bongo

      June 18, 2013 at 12:42 pm

      Kevin, I know – it would be terrible if my trails burned up. I don’t know what those people were thinking.

  8. kolytyi

    June 18, 2013 at 9:21 am

    HOT dogs???? YIKES!!!!

    • Bongo

      June 18, 2013 at 12:44 pm

      Kolytyi, I would have been a hot dog if I’d been hanging around that fire.

      • kolytyi

        June 18, 2013 at 12:46 pm

        Yes! I hope there is no connection between those campfires and any dogs!

  9. angelswhisper2011

    June 21, 2013 at 11:25 am

    What about baked fish, Bongo 🙂

    • Bongo

      June 21, 2013 at 12:13 pm

      Little Binky, baked fish sounds awesome but my person says until we get some rain here I’ve got to bake it in the oven. Hey person, can you turn the oven on now?

  10. colliesofthemeadow

    June 27, 2013 at 4:31 am

    let us know we collies can store up a lot of water and we can help water them! muwahahahaah
    -the collies

    • Bongo

      June 27, 2013 at 2:49 pm

      Collies, I definitely had all of you in mind to help me with the watering.


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