My person says they do – or at least this one lizard jumps.
She says she saw it jump twice.
I’ve never seen a lizard jump.
I’ve seen lots of lizards scurry away when I come near.
They usually keep going until they find a rock or a bush to hide under.
For some reason lizards don’t seem to like me.
I don’t know why. I’ve never bothered one.
But I’ve never seen a lizard jump.
Okay, I admit I was looking the other way when my person saw that lizard jump.
Or says she saw that lizard jump.
I think she’s making it up.
I don’t see any videos of a lizard jumping.
You’d think if she saw a lizard doing something so unusual she’d take a video of it.
It happened too fast?
Some excuse. You say it happened twice.
You should have been ready for it the second time.
I think we need some witnesses around here.
I’m inviting all my friends to come out on my trails with me.
We’ll see if anyone spots a lizard that jumps.