Cat Mischief

04 Nov

Scratchy looking at Bongo in his kennelThis is Scratchy here.

Bongo won’t be on his blog for awhile. He’s simply not available.

I’m giving him payback for locking me in that dog cage – so now he’s in it.

I think I like this. It makes me feel really powerful.

I have the ability to keep Bongo locked up – or not.

And I don’t have to worry about my food being eaten when I’m not looking.

Or my litter box being invaded.

Or being chased around the house when Bongo thinks he wants to play.

No, this is really nice.

I think I’ll keep him in this cage for a long, long time.

If he gets thirsty I’ll put a little water on my paw and splash it on him.

And if he gets hungry – well, never mind. Bongo’s food doesn’t taste half bad. I think I’ll eat it all myself.

Bongo, you can just stay in dog jail for awhile. You deserve it.

I think I’ll  wander off and clean myself somewhere. Have fun Bongo.

Bongo looking at Scratchy from inside his kennel

Bongo:  Scratchy, when I get out of here I’m giving you what for for sure.

Scratchy: You won’t be out of there for a long time Bongo.

Oops, here comes our person. I’ll be hiding under the bed.

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Posted by on November 4, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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47 responses to “Cat Mischief

  1. marina kanavaki

    November 4, 2013 at 11:23 am

    Scratchy, please open up the cage and let Bongo out!!!!! 🙂

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 1:39 pm

      Marina, please let me gloat for a little while. I’ll let him out eventually. Besides, he tried to kiss me today. Yuck!

      • marina kanavaki

        November 4, 2013 at 2:58 pm

        A kiss from Bongo?! Awww, that’s sweet, Scratchy. 🙂

  2. Kuruk

    November 4, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Scratchy, be nice to your brofur! Wooooowooooooo!

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 1:40 pm

      Ku, Bongo tried to kiss me. He deserves being locked up.

  3. Two French Bulldogs

    November 4, 2013 at 11:32 am

    Oh my dawg Bongo! Torture

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 1:40 pm

      Lily, this is the most humiliating thing ever!

  4. PigLove

    November 4, 2013 at 11:41 am

    psst Scratchy – Just remember when Bongo gets out, you are going to be so toast! Clicks tongue to teeth – just wait. And I’m going to be here reading all about it. .. you know taking notes for my two purr things here the next time they do something to me. Bongo – I’ll slip you a nail file if you need it my friend. XOXO – Bacon

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 1:41 pm

      Thanks Bacon. I’ll give you plenty of ideas to do to those purr things at your house.

      • PigLove

        November 4, 2013 at 2:02 pm

        ooh thank you my friend. They need to be a little readjusted to the pecking order here at the Hotel Thompson – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. misswhiplash

    November 4, 2013 at 11:58 am

    you two are always ‘having a go’ at each other… why can’t you live in peace it would make life so much quieter.
    not as much fun though eh Bongo.!
    Scratchy I can fully understand why you would want to put Bongo in jail…sometimes he does deserve it, especially when he blames you for mischief which he has done….but…and there is a but, poor Bongo had to go to the dog hotel and he was in jail he comes home to find a portable jail in his own house.
    This is not looks so thick that he will never be able to make a jail break….
    love to you both

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 1:42 pm

      Patrecia, it would get boring around here if I didn’t have Scratchy to harass – but it’s really terrible when he gets me back. Scratchy! You just wait…

  6. Bella

    November 4, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    Haha you two are so funny!

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 1:47 pm

      Thanks Bella. Scratchy’s not really that funny though and he’s gonna hear about it when I get out of here. Thanks for the follow and for stopping by and commenting.

      • Bella

        November 4, 2013 at 3:22 pm

        Haha no problem, of course you’re funnier than Scratchy!
        Cats are cool though, I have one myself who is such a wimp! She loves me though, and loves cuddles and food. She’s scared of the guinea pigs, being the brave cat that she is!
        I’m sure Scratchy is way more brave than Pasta! I’ll get Pasta to come and be a decoy whilst you escape! She might be shredded by Scratchy though, Scratchy must be tough if she locked a dog like YOU in a pen!

      • Bongo

        November 4, 2013 at 3:35 pm

        Bella, Scratchy does have some nasty claws. I know. But he’s never used them on another cat – just me.

  7. Sue at Talking Dogs

    November 4, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Poor Bongo… what a meany Scratchy is!

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 3:31 pm

      Sue, I’m so glad you understand what I have to put up with around here. It’s terrible! Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

  8. Genevieve Petrillo

    November 4, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    Don’t worry, B. Scratchy can’t leave you in there for long. Your person will rescue you. One thing I know for sure, you won’t be able to break out of that jail cell. It looks pretty sturdy! Sorry, buddy.

    Love and licks and maybe I’ll bake you a biscuit with a saw inside,

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 3:33 pm

      Cupcake, I could sure use that biscuit with the saw. My person never got me one of these cage things before because she figured I’d bust it and she would have wasted her money. Then she found out about this heavy duty kind. To my downfall.

  9. Kari

    November 4, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    Um I hope you aren’t locked up for too long!

    Stop on by for a visit

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 4:38 pm

      Kari, I sure hope I get out of here soon, because Scratchy has a few things coming.

  10. Viciously Sweet

    November 4, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    Ahhh! Cages are so scary!

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 4:38 pm

      Viciously Sweet, the worse thing is that Scratchy didn’t even give me any treats to make me want to stay in there.

  11. 2browndawgs

    November 4, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    Hope you were sprung by now Bongo!

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 6:17 pm

      Brown Dawgs, I’ve been sprung and I’m going after Scratchy now.

  12. Rebekah

    November 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm

    I feel like I’m laughing inappropriately hard at this! Love it!

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 8:06 pm

      Rebekah, are you laughing at my expense? Now Scratchy is really in for it when I get out of here.

  13. Alfie Entlebucher (@AlfieEntle)

    November 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm

    Rooooo oh no what happened buddy – why are you in prison? And with the worst prison guard ever *waggy tail*

    • Bongo

      November 4, 2013 at 8:05 pm

      Alfie, it’s terrible. But wait till I get out. Scratchy will get what for for sure.

  14. Clowie

    November 4, 2013 at 11:56 pm

    I hope you’re friends again! Cats can be tricky enemies!

    • Bongo

      November 5, 2013 at 10:56 pm

      Clowie, I tried to kiss Scratchy and he wouldn’t let me.

      • Clowie

        November 6, 2013 at 2:37 am

        My cats don’t like slobbery kisses!

      • Bongo

        November 6, 2013 at 10:51 am

        I don’t know what it is with cats. There must be something wrong with them.

  15. Dalton

    November 5, 2013 at 2:19 am

    Don’t worry Bongo together we can come up with a plan to get revenge on Scratchy!

    • Bongo

      November 5, 2013 at 10:57 pm

      Thanks Dalton. That Scratchy is full of mischief. I can use all the help I can get to get back at him.

  16. eripanwkevin

    November 5, 2013 at 7:53 am

    BOL! Scratchy….you’re so funny! But please be careful…Bongo is a smart doggie and he’s investigated many things already, so he might come up with a good idea to get out of the prison soon….

    • Bongo

      November 5, 2013 at 10:58 pm

      Kevin, I’ve got Bongo locked in good and tight. Oh wait – I think he’s figuring out how to get out! I’m outta here! -Scratchy

  17. PawsandPedals (Kate and Scooter)

    November 6, 2013 at 6:02 am

    thats one clever cat. pretty sure my dog’s pleased we haven’t got one in this household 🙂

    • Bongo

      November 6, 2013 at 11:03 am

      Paws and Pedals, your dogs are so lucky they don’t have to live with a cat. Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

  18. kolytyi

    November 6, 2013 at 10:45 am

    I’m afraid Scratchy that if you don’t conduct yourself with the utmost propriety, you will find yourself locked up together with Bongo in that cell! Yikes!

    • Bongo

      November 6, 2013 at 11:07 am

      Yikes Kolytyi! I guess I’d better lay off on Bongo. Being locked up with him would be torture – pure torture! He tries to kiss me. -Scratchy

  19. dianeskitchentable

    November 7, 2013 at 9:18 am

    Scratchy…pssst, Moe here – where do I buy one of those dog jails?

    • Bongo

      November 8, 2013 at 6:54 pm

      Moe, I’ll send you the information by secret message. -Scratchy

  20. colliesofthemeadow

    November 25, 2013 at 10:10 am

    Scratchy, how do I get one of those?

    • Bongo

      November 26, 2013 at 11:52 am

      Tigger, I’ll send you a link. I hope they have really big ones so you can fit all the collies in there at the same time. -Scratchy


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