I needed something for my blog post so I headed out to my trails looking for adventure.
There’s always some potential adventure on my trails.
Well, I found it.
But you know what?
My person, who drives me nuts with all those pictures she takes – Did I say nuts? Nuts are good treats. Hey person, where’s the nuts?
Oh. I got off the track, didn’t I?
Well, my person, who is always taking pictures until it drives me bonkers, didn’t take any pictures of this adventure.
She’s failing on the job. I don’t know what’s wrong with her.
She even had her little camera with her.
She could have whipped it out and taken pictures.
But she didn’t.
So here’s what happened.
I was walking along my trails, minding my own business. I had my person attached to my leash so I could keep an eye on her, when I heard somebody yelling, “Clyde, come back here!”
Well, Clyde didn’t mind very well and he came running right over to me.
And Clyde started picking a fight with me.
I would have given Clyde what for but I had to protect my person.
Who knows what Clyde might have done with my person. He might have tried to steal her from me.
Clyde’s person came and attached Clyde to her leash so he couldn’t fight with me anymore.
And she said Clyde had never done that before.
Which got me thinking.
I am a famous blogging dog, and everybody knows that these are my trails.
I bet Clyde wanted to chase me off my trails and steal them from me.
I bet Clyde heard about my girlfriends that hang out on my trails and he wanted to steal them too.
From now on I’m going to be watching for Clyde.
And if he comes back I’m going to make sure my person takes a picture of him.
And then I’m going to hang it with a big Wanted sign underneath.
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Kuruk
December 3, 2013 at 10:40 am
Good job protecting your person and your trails Bongo! Wooooowoooooo!
Bongo
December 3, 2013 at 2:56 pm
Thanks Ku. It’s a constant battle around here.
Kimberly M. Ringer
December 3, 2013 at 10:51 am
Good Job Bongo protecting your person. I have a question though. Was Clyde maybe a fan of yours, but doesn’t know how to express how much of a fan she/he is?
Though it is possible Clyde just wants your popularity. You are all that and a bag of treats ya know.
Bongo
December 3, 2013 at 2:57 pm
Thanks Kimberly. If Clyde’s a fan I hope I don’t have many. That kind of fan is dangerous. I’d have to go into hiding.
Kimberly M. Ringer
December 3, 2013 at 5:43 pm
Sounds like Clyde needs to learn some manners.
Bongo
December 3, 2013 at 9:16 pm
That’s for sure.
marina kanavaki
December 3, 2013 at 11:16 am
Sounds like a jealous Clyde to me! You might have to start getting used to that, Bongo. You are a celebrity dog, you know and although you are your person’s bodyguard, she might have to hire a doggyguard for you! 🙂
Bongo
December 3, 2013 at 2:58 pm
Marina, if I get a doggyguard I hope it’s a cute girl doggie – or a bunch of cute girl doggies. Clyde wouldn’t have a chance.
marina kanavaki
December 3, 2013 at 4:12 pm
Of course, Bongo… at least a couple of cute doggyguards!!! 🙂
misswhiplash
December 3, 2013 at 11:44 am
My hero,! You are a wonderful, courageous dog, undaunted by impending danger, you defended your person to the hilt…what a hero!
next time you see that Clyde, you give him what for…..he is possibly jealous of your noble stance in the blogging fraternity……but do not let him goad you into a fight..that is beneath your dignity as Top Dog
Bongo
December 3, 2013 at 2:59 pm
Patrecia, I’ll just hold my own and make Clyde feel a little sheepish.
Genevieve Petrillo
December 3, 2013 at 12:59 pm
What a scary story! Clyde sounds like a naughty dog with an agenda. I hope he didn’t bite you. You were very brave to protect your person.
Love and licks and you’re my hero,
Cupcake
Bongo
December 3, 2013 at 3:00 pm
Cupcake, nobody got hurt. I think maybe Clyde was trying to look like he was something without actually being something.
Two French Bulldogs
December 3, 2013 at 1:56 pm
Clyde is lucky you didn’t call the authorities for trespassing. Mom loves when owners say, oh he never did that before
Lily
Bongo
December 3, 2013 at 3:01 pm
Lily, the other one my person likes is when people with dogs off leash say, “He’s friendly,” as if that makes it okay for their dog to come up to me. Sometimes I give them what for.
dianeskitchentable
December 3, 2013 at 2:39 pm
Whew, good job Bongo. Clyde sounds like he needs some manners. Maybe you could show him the deed to your trails marking them as yours.
Bongo
December 3, 2013 at 3:02 pm
Lola, I’m for sure going to make sure Clyde knows whose trails they are.
Dalton
December 4, 2013 at 3:35 am
Don’t worry pal, we’ve got your back!!
Bongo
December 4, 2013 at 11:17 pm
Thanks Dalton. I bet Clyde would think twice if he saw both of us coming at him.
Dalton
December 5, 2013 at 2:31 am
that’s for sure! I bet we three would be great friends in no time!!
Anonymous
December 4, 2013 at 6:05 am
Phew! I’m relieved to hear that you and Clyde didn’t fight…I don’t want you to get hurt Bongo…of course you’re strong but we don’t know about that Clyde dog well….so might be dangerous…
What a brave dog you are to protect your person, Bongo! Good job! *hight paw touch*
eripanwkevin
December 4, 2013 at 6:09 am
Phew! I’m relieved to hear that you and Clyde didn’t fight….I don’t want you to get hurt…..I know you’re much stronger but we don’t know that Clyde dog well, so might be dangerous….What a brave dog you’re to protect your person Bongo! Good job! *high paw touch*
Bongo
December 4, 2013 at 11:18 pm
Thanks Kevin. That Clyde dog is up to no good. That’s for sure.
angelswhisper2011
December 7, 2013 at 1:59 am
Clyde is just jealous, Bongo, but that doesn’t justify his behavior. I’m proud of you, that you didn’t fight, but protected your person. You’re such a good dog 🙂
Bongo
December 8, 2013 at 5:37 pm
Little Binky, I was tempted to really put Clyde in his place – but maybe he realizes that anyway by now.