Last time I went to the vet I got the wrong people.
I don’t know what was wrong with them, but the usual people – the ones who usually take me into the room and stick things up my butt and stuff…
Well, the usual people give me lots of treats.
The whole time I’m in that room they’re giving me treats.
And loves.
Lots of loves.
That’s why I like going to the vet.
But the people I got last time I was there didn’t do that.
No treats – no loves.
Well, at least not until everything was over.
Those jars up there – I bet that’s where all the treats are.
When those vet people come back in here they’d better empty those jars and give me all the treats.
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I thought I was getting lucky for a minute, but they must have grabbed the wrong jar because what they pulled out of it wasn’t a treat.
Next time I go to the vet I’d better get those treat and loves people back –
Or I’m going hunting for a new vet.
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philosophermouseofthehedge
April 4, 2014 at 10:36 am
We are always sad when “our vet people” are off and leaving us with those who worry us! Maybe leash them to the tables?
Bongo
April 4, 2014 at 1:08 pm
Karen, I agree. We should keep the good vet people – the ones who give us the most treats and loves – leashed to the table so they can’t leave. At least on the days we go.
philosophermouseofthehedge
April 4, 2014 at 1:43 pm
The loves are especially necessary.
fredrieka
April 4, 2014 at 10:47 am
Dadwithoutpaws goes to his doctor/vet does not get treats even when they are done 😉 Momwithoutpaws either 😦
Bongo
April 4, 2014 at 1:08 pm
Fredrieka, there’s something wrong with that. That’s the only reason I go to the vet – for the treats and loves.
fredrieka
April 4, 2014 at 1:12 pm
I know they say they are the sucker they do not get them 😀
Bongo
April 4, 2014 at 1:20 pm
My younger person used to get balloons when he was little. But now he’s changed doctors. I think I’d stick with the balloon doctor.
fredrieka
April 4, 2014 at 4:14 pm
especially with helium in the balloon.
FireBonnet
April 4, 2014 at 11:27 am
Cooper the Cattledog here… how can you even EAT treats when you are at the vet Bongo? My vet tries to give me treats and loves but I know what’s really going on… she wants to poke me and prod me and maybe even make me feel worse than I already am…. 😦 I can give you all the treats she tries to give me if you want…
Bongo
April 4, 2014 at 1:10 pm
Cooper, I’ll take all those treats. When my person first started taking me to the vet I remembered being at some vet before and I didn’t like it at all. The first time the vet gave me a treat I spit it out. Not anymore. I’ll take all the treats and loves they’ll give me – and I only have to put up with a few bad things.
FireBonnet
April 4, 2014 at 1:14 pm
Big sigh… well if you can do it, I guess I can try.
marina kanavaki
April 4, 2014 at 11:28 am
No treats from the jar? They sure have strange ways of showing their care, don’t they?!!! 🙄
BTW Bongo did you know that today is Stray Animals Day, for all those animals who haven’t a Gotcha Day yet?
Bongo
April 4, 2014 at 1:16 pm
Marina, I’ve got to keep up on my holidays better. I didn’t know it was Stray Animals Day. I made my person put it on her calendar so I can write a blog post about it next year.
marina kanavaki
April 4, 2014 at 4:06 pm
🙂
misswhiplash
April 4, 2014 at 12:27 pm
Treats or no treats. Loves or no loves. I bet your vet does not love you as much as I do
Bongo
April 4, 2014 at 1:17 pm
Patrecia, you are the best!
misswhiplash
April 4, 2014 at 9:27 pm
That makes two of us
rumpydog
April 4, 2014 at 12:32 pm
Next time put in your reservations for the right folks. Jen has to do that for me.
Bongo
April 4, 2014 at 1:17 pm
Rumpy, I’ll make sure my person does that for me next time.
Two French Bulldogs
April 4, 2014 at 12:46 pm
Maybe those treat people are on vacation
Lily & Edward
Bongo
April 4, 2014 at 1:18 pm
Lily & Edward, I don’t think it’s right for the treat people to go on vacation at the same time I have an appointment. They should plan their vacations around me.
Genevieve Petrillo
April 4, 2014 at 1:18 pm
No treats!? Stop the madness! I hope your person didn’t pay the bill! You didn’t get your money’s worth.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Bongo
April 4, 2014 at 1:21 pm
Cupcake, I tried to pull her out of that place before she paid the bill, but the person she was paying it to gave me treats so I had to stay.
Patricia
April 4, 2014 at 7:55 pm
Bad stoopid people. They just didn’t get good training. You know important good training is.
Bongo
April 4, 2014 at 9:30 pm
Patricia, maybe the dogs who go to the vet should be the ones training the people.
eripanwkevin
April 5, 2014 at 7:58 am
What happened to those right people who gave you loves and treats? Did they leave the vet? or just had a day off? I feel so sorry to see your sad face on the picture Bongo…hopefully next time when you visit the vet, you won’t have those wrong people……
Bongo
April 5, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Kevin, I sure hope the treats and loves people were just having a day off and I’ll see them next time I go to the vet. They really should schedule their days off around my appointments.
guineapigsqueak
April 5, 2014 at 8:25 am
You dogs are lucky to get treats at the vets, no vets stock piggy treats for us little guys! Whee’re sure you’ll get some next time Bongo.
The Pigs xx
Bongo
April 5, 2014 at 12:55 pm
Pigs, Scratchy (the cat I live with) doesn’t get treats at the vet either. And he goes to the same vet I do. I guess he gets the wrong people all the time.
guineapigsqueak
April 5, 2014 at 1:02 pm
Sounds like he must do.
Dalton
April 7, 2014 at 1:12 am
No treats???? Shocking behavior you need to write a letter of complaints!
Bongo
April 7, 2014 at 3:46 pm
Dalton, all I can say it they better give me double treats next time I go.
Dalton
April 8, 2014 at 2:02 am
I think so, with interest!!