Cat Conspiracy

26 Apr

Bongo and two cats on the couch on the other side of the roomI’m trying to ignore what’s going on behind me, but it doesn’t look good.

Most of the time Gizmo and Scratchy are hanging out in different rooms of the house.

I hardly ever see them together except when my person feeds them.

And then I’m not paying much attention because I’m so busy eating.

But I’m getting really concerned right now.

It looks like a cat conspiracy to me.





Gizmo and Scratchy on the back of the futon

They never hang out on the same couch together.

They must be planning something.

I wonder how I can get them to move without getting any claws in my face.

Gizmo and Scratchy on the back of a futon

Never mind.

Bongo looking as if he's waiting for something

Hey person, can you throw the ball again?


Posted by on April 26, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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33 responses to “Cat Conspiracy

  1. misswhiplash

    April 26, 2014 at 11:00 am

    When two cats get together
    you can be sure there, s trouble brewing
    with heads hung low and eyes open wide
    you can here them both a-meowing.

    watch out Bongo keep an eye on those felines….I sm waiting to see you tin hat

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:45 pm

      Patrecia, as soon as the aliens show up again I’ll put my tin hat on. And thanks for the great poem. The cats here are truly up to no good.

  2. marina kanavaki

    April 26, 2014 at 11:29 am

    Awww, it should be you on that couch, Bongo and them on the floor waiting to get your orders! On the other hand, your person is playing with you so let cats be cats! 🙂

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:46 pm

      Marina, life is totally unfair. The cats are allowed on the couch and I’m not. But I guess I do have more toys than they do.

  3. rumpydog

    April 26, 2014 at 1:41 pm

    Whoa! I would just let them do whatever it is they wanna do and get as far away from them as possible.

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:47 pm

      Rumpy that’s a good idea. They both have nasty claws.

  4. fredrieka

    April 26, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    I do not know how you put up with 2 cats bongo your are very special

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:47 pm

      Fredrieka, it’s not easy. Those cats are always up to no good. And I always get blamed.

  5. Genevieve Petrillo

    April 26, 2014 at 3:10 pm

    There’s only one thing worse than a sneaky cat. TWO sneaky cats. At least they’re not hiding under cars, like they do in my neighborhood. Stay close to your person, just in case, B.

    Love and licks,

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:48 pm

      Cupcake, I chased the neighbor cat one too many times and he doesn’t come in my yard anymore. And the cats in my house aren’t allowed outside so I’m safe there.

  6. Patricia

    April 26, 2014 at 5:57 pm

    You are still The Dog! But I would be careful they do look like they are planning something.

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:49 pm

      Patricia, I keep trying to tell those cats I’m the boss, but they pretend like they can’t hear me.

      • Patricia

        April 28, 2014 at 6:56 pm

        Cats only listen to themselves.

  7. Two French Bulldogs

    April 26, 2014 at 6:45 pm

    I’d run before they go at it
    Lily & Edward

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:50 pm

      Lily & Edward, I’m definitely steering clear of them.

  8. eripanwkevin

    April 26, 2014 at 8:43 pm

    OMD! *gasps* You’re right Bongo….they must been up to something together….look at their eyes! Those eyes tell everything! Oh no! I’m concerned, too….I hope nothing wrong happen to you, Bongo! Be careful! *paws crossed*

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:50 pm

      Kevin, how do you put up with your cats. I might need some tips from you.

  9. bumpyroadtobubba

    April 27, 2014 at 1:27 am

    You can come visit us – no cats allowed … yet! I’m sure Love Bug will talk mumma into it one day.

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:52 pm

      I’m coming to your house. That sounds good. A cat free zone.

  10. epicaldragon13

    April 27, 2014 at 3:46 am

    Uh-Oh…those cats are giving you the EVILS!! Look out Bongo!

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:52 pm

      Epicaldragon, I’m keeping a wary eye on them. You never know what they might be up to.

  11. colliesofthemeadow

    April 27, 2014 at 6:09 am

    Your mom needs to get several more Bongos and then you can charge the cats en masse and they will run.. believe us..-The Collies 🙂

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:53 pm

      Collies, that’s the best idea yet. I’m hooking my person to my leash and taking her to the animal shelter. I’m sure there’s lots more Bongos who need homes there.

  12. Marty the Manx

    April 27, 2014 at 7:51 am

    Best to ignore them for sure. Maybe they are at a stalemate over who is going to enjoy that nice sunpuddle I see there.

    • Bongo

      April 27, 2014 at 10:59 pm

      Marty, that could be it. I hope. If they’re arguing with each other they’ll leave me alone.

  13. Susan C. Willett

    April 28, 2014 at 3:48 am

    Two cats? They’re conspiring. Better to be safe and ignore them. 😉

    –Wags (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats

    • Bongo

      April 28, 2014 at 9:33 am

      Susan, I try to ignore them and mostly I do – but sometimes it’s impossible.

  14. Bassa's Blog

    April 28, 2014 at 11:11 pm

    You are getting paranoid Bongo 🙂

    • Bongo

      April 29, 2014 at 12:03 am

      Bassa, these cats aren’t anything like Barnaby. I guess you’ll have to come over here and see for yourself.

      • Bassa's Blog

        April 29, 2014 at 2:08 am

        I would love to! 🙂

  15. FireBonnet

    April 29, 2014 at 4:34 pm

    Ignorance is bliss Bongo! Don’t overthink here… 😉

    • Bongo

      May 8, 2014 at 1:16 pm

      FireBonnet, I’ve got to keep an eye on those cats or I might be in real trouble.

  16. Rawr

    December 20, 2014 at 7:25 pm


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