Cats Confide

09 May

Scratchy and Gizmo together on the futon“Hey Scratchy, what are we going to do about Bongo?”

“He’s locked up in dog jail Gizmo. I don’t think we have to do anything.”

“But what if he gets out?”

“He won’t get out. He never has yet. He couldn’t even chew his way out during a thunderstorm.”

“I’ve got a friend visiting today. What if she opens the door and lets him out?”

“Oh, yeah you’re right Gizmo. What about this rope here?”



“That rope’s too short to tie Bongo up with. But I’ve got a better idea.”

Scratchy and Gizmo together on the futon

“Great idea Gizmo. That was brilliant.”

“He’ll never get out of that dog jail now, will he Scratchy?”

“Not a chance. And Bongo will finally realize that not everyone who comes here to visit is coming specifically for his benefit.”

Bongo in dog jail with a rope tied onto it

“She’ll never be able to get Bongo out of there. She’ll probably give up before she even tries.”

“I’ll bet she won’t even notice that rope anyway because we both know she’s coming over here to see me.”

“Hey Bongo, are you having fun in there?”


This blog post was brought to you by “the cats.”


Posted by on May 9, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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32 responses to “Cats Confide

  1. Ingrid D.

    May 9, 2014 at 10:36 am

    I want to have Bongo back! 🙂

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:29 pm

      Ingrid, I love you. You’re one of my favorite supporters. I’m chasing those cats away now.

  2. guineapigsqueak

    May 9, 2014 at 10:54 am

    Uh oh! This isn’t good! Blog theft! Call the cops!
    The Pigs

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:30 pm

      Pigs, I definitely need some help with those cats. They’re up to no good for sure.

  3. fredrieka

    May 9, 2014 at 10:57 am

    hoping they are not scheming against you Bongo they can look like they are sleeping and be scheming at the same time

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:30 pm

      Fredrieka, you can never trust a cat.

  4. walktx

    May 9, 2014 at 11:24 am

    Poor Bongo! Hope you get some revenge on those cats.

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:37 pm

      WalkTX, I’m waiting till those cats are asleep. Then I’ve got them! I’ve noticed you stopping by to read my adventures. Thanks for commenting.

  5. Kimberly M. Ringer

    May 9, 2014 at 11:37 am

    Poor Bongo!

    You were concerned those kitties would take over your blog.
    /turns toward Gizmo and Scratchy.


    ❤ Wall-E

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:38 pm

      Thanks Wall-E. I can use all the help I can get with those cats.

  6. Two French Bulldogs

    May 9, 2014 at 11:55 am

    Send him a nail file so he could break out
    Lily and Edward

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:38 pm

      Lily and Edward, those cats are in deep trouble when I do get out.

  7. misswhiplash

    May 9, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    I think that you are both being very naughty. Not only have you tied poor Bongo ‘s cage up but you have also hijacked his blog….again.
    it was bad enough when it was just Scratchy but now that Gizmo has been a joined the family what chance has poor Bongo got…NONE…
    you just wait till he gets outa there…then you, ll see the fur fly

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:39 pm

      Patrecia, the fur is flying. Oh wait! There’s some claws mixed in with that fur. Yikes!

      • misswhiplash

        May 10, 2014 at 8:41 pm

        And I hope that the claws are not yours

  8. PigLove

    May 9, 2014 at 12:33 pm

    Oh no you didn’t purr things! Bongo is going to get you – you just wait. You have to sleep sometime. Snorts. Williams – 5:00 hours

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:40 pm

      Bacon, those cats are in deep trouble now.

  9. Kuruk

    May 9, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    Oh noowooowoooooo Bongo! My kitties are furry nice to us. Maybe you can come over here and be safe! Woooooowoooooooooooo!

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:47 pm

      Ku, if your kitties are nicer I’m on my way to your house.

  10. Genevieve Petrillo

    May 9, 2014 at 2:07 pm

    Aargh! They did it again. Cats! Ugh!

    Love and licks,

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:47 pm

      Cupcake, do you know anybody that wants a couple of cats?

  11. bumpyroadtobubba

    May 9, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    Love Bug just said ‘Oh mumma Bongo looks like he’s in jail. Poor him!’ X

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:48 pm

      Love Bug, it is jail. My person even calls it dog jail. I think I’m going to turn it into a cat jail.

  12. angelswhisper2011

    May 9, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    Hey, you cats…stop it or I’ll come over and set Bongo free myself…..*whispers* Granny, I know that I’m a cat, but you also know how I am with cats…MOL.. Hang in there, Bongo, help is on its way. Pawkiss 🙂

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:49 pm

      Little Binky, if only I could trade you for the cats that live here.

  13. marina kanavaki

    May 9, 2014 at 4:01 pm

    Hey guys, stop messing with the force!!! Have you thought that maybe it would be a good idea to start playing with him …nicely? After all you are all sharing the same home, why not live peacefully and harmonically together! 🙂

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:50 pm

      Marina, Scratchy always gets mad and runs away when I try to play with him. And that Gizmo – he swipes with his claws.

  14. colliesofthemeadow

    May 10, 2014 at 4:19 pm

    TO let you cats know the Ginger Commandos are on their way to rescue Bongo and they have flame throwers… you know how much fire loves fur! Muwahahahahaha _Ginger the future world dictator…

    • Bongo

      May 10, 2014 at 8:55 pm

      All my problems are solved now. Who could do better than Ginger Commandos?

  15. eripanwkevin

    May 11, 2014 at 1:58 am

    Oh nooooo! Poor Bongo…..we already miss you….but…but….Hi Scratchy and Gizmo! *waving* I’m glad you two look good! Please get along with Bongo….I’m sure he loves you both! 🙂

    • Bongo

      May 11, 2014 at 3:53 pm

      Kevin, I’d get along much better with those cats if they didn’t steal my blog. What’s a dog to do?


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