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Dejected Dog

Sky VBS BackdropHey person, I saw those pictures when you were looking at them. You know, the ones from the sky where you went last night? Where you and all those kids went. Where you went on vacation with all the Bibles and stuff.

I saw a dog in those pictures. You told me I couldn’t come because dogs weren’t allowed. So how come that dog was there if dogs weren’t allowed?

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Ace at Sky VBS

I think you’re just making things up now, person. I bet that dog didn’t leave. I bet he stayed all night and played with the kids. I bet he got loves and treats while I was home alone with only Scratchy to keep me company.

I’m feeling really dejected now. I think I’ve got a new name. Dejected Dog. How does that make you feel, person? You’ve got the only dog with a blog who has the name Dejected Dog.

I might have to have my own trip to the sky. All my dog friends can come – except maybe that one who already got to go. And lots of kids can come. There’s just one thing I need first.

Person, can you go out and get me a really big airplane?

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Posted by on June 13, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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To the Sky

Bongo and SugarloafMy person took me out on my trails this morning. Well, it was sort of morning. She went somewhere and then she came back so it was already getting hot out. But she never takes me on my trails in the morning. We always go in the afternoon, or in the summer when it’s really hot out we go when the sun’s almost down and it’s all shadowy outside.

Everything looks different in the morning. It even smells different.

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Bongo sniffing inside a manzanita bush

But I’m still trying to figure out why we went on my trails in the morning.

My person said something about going to Sky VBS later today. I don’t know what VBS is, but I know what sky is and I don’t know how my person is going to get there. I know some people go there in airplanes, but my person doesn’t have one of those.

I think my person might be going a little bit crazy, because not only did she say she’s going to the sky, but she said a lot of kids are going there with her.

I don’t care where she’s going. If there are kids she’d better take me along. Kids like to play with me and give me lots of loves.

What, person? You get to go to the sky with all those kids and I don’t get to come along?

It’s what? It’s Vacation Bible School and it’s called Sky? And dogs aren’t allowed – only people?

Hey person, I don’t care what it’s called. There are dogs in the Bible, so dogs should be allowed in the sky too.

You’d better take me along.

 
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Posted by on June 12, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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