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No Dogs Allowed

Bongo with a begging lookI am so sad. All this week my person has been hanging out at a place called Kingdom Rock.

She says there were castles and treats there, and lots of kids. I don’t know why she wouldn’t take me. I like treats and kids, and I’ve never been in a castle before.

I don’t care if dogs aren’t allowed at Kingdom Rock Vacation Bible School. I’m a dog that tells Bible stories, so there should be an exception made for me.

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But here’s the worst part. I found out that there was a horse at Kingdom Rock. A horse named Duke.

Duke looking out a castle window

So how come horses are allowed to go to Vacation Bible School and dogs aren’t? That’s totally not fair.

I think I’m going to start a protest. Any dog friends want to join me?

But listen to this. Duke not only got to go to Vacation Bible School, he got to go out in the garden.

Duke in the garden

And if that’s not good enough, somebody took Duke to the pet store to get groomed.

Duke getting groomed

I don’t even get to go get groomed. That’s really not fair.

Oh, wait a minute. I’m not sure I want to get groomed. Do you get treats and loves when you get groomed?

But I don’t think those kids at Vacation Bible School care if Duke is groomed or not. They just care that he’s a horse.

And this is the final straw. Duke got to go somewhere that I’ve never been allowed to go – and hardly any of my dog friends have been allowed there either.

Duke at the grocery store

Would somebody please put this horse back in his stall?

Next year they’d better do a Vacation Bible School about me so I can go.

What? Next year’s Vacation Bible School is about weird animals?

Never mind. I guess I won’t be there.

I am not weird.

 
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Posted by on June 15, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Dejected Dog

Sky VBS BackdropHey person, I saw those pictures when you were looking at them. You know, the ones from the sky where you went last night? Where you and all those kids went. Where you went on vacation with all the Bibles and stuff.

I saw a dog in those pictures. You told me I couldn’t come because dogs weren’t allowed. So how come that dog was there if dogs weren’t allowed?

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Ace at Sky VBS

I think you’re just making things up now, person. I bet that dog didn’t leave. I bet he stayed all night and played with the kids. I bet he got loves and treats while I was home alone with only Scratchy to keep me company.

I’m feeling really dejected now. I think I’ve got a new name. Dejected Dog. How does that make you feel, person? You’ve got the only dog with a blog who has the name Dejected Dog.

I might have to have my own trip to the sky. All my dog friends can come – except maybe that one who already got to go. And lots of kids can come. There’s just one thing I need first.

Person, can you go out and get me a really big airplane?

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Posted by on June 13, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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