No Dogs Allowed

15 Jun

Bongo with a begging lookI am so sad. All this week my person has been hanging out at a place called Kingdom Rock.

She says there were castles and treats there, and lots of kids. I don’t know why she wouldn’t take me. I like treats and kids, and I’ve never been in a castle before.

I don’t care if dogs aren’t allowed at Kingdom Rock Vacation Bible School. I’m a dog that tells Bible stories, so there should be an exception made for me.


But here’s the worst part. I found out that there was a horse at Kingdom Rock. A horse named Duke.

Duke looking out a castle window

So how come horses are allowed to go to Vacation Bible School and dogs aren’t? That’s totally not fair.

I think I’m going to start a protest. Any dog friends want to join me?

But listen to this. Duke not only got to go to Vacation Bible School, he got to go out in the garden.

Duke in the garden

And if that’s not good enough, somebody took Duke to the pet store to get groomed.

Duke getting groomed

I don’t even get to go get groomed. That’s really not fair.

Oh, wait a minute. I’m not sure I want to get groomed. Do you get treats and loves when you get groomed?

But I don’t think those kids at Vacation Bible School care if Duke is groomed or not. They just care that he’s a horse.

And this is the final straw. Duke got to go somewhere that I’ve never been allowed to go – and hardly any of my dog friends have been allowed there either.

Duke at the grocery store

Would somebody please put this horse back in his stall?

Next year they’d better do a Vacation Bible School about me so I can go.

What? Next year’s Vacation Bible School is about weird animals?

Never mind. I guess I won’t be there.

I am not weird.


Posted by on June 15, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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23 responses to “No Dogs Allowed

  1. dianeskitchentable

    June 15, 2013 at 10:47 am

    Noooo, that is about the MOST unfair thing I’ve ever heard of Bongo. I have to go get groomed all the time Bongo & NO you DO NOT want to do that. Oh sure, they try to bribe me with lots of treats & hugs but I don’t fall for that – all I want to do is get back home & into my bunker under the porch where I can get my good smell back…Lola
    p.s. I couldn’t get into this post without going first to a prior post & then clicking on your sidebar. Don’t know if others are having the same problem or if it’s my nifty (not) new Windows 8 causing the problem. Diane

    • Bongo

      June 16, 2013 at 2:43 pm

      Lola, I guess I’ll stick with the garden hose kind of grooming. I wish my person would stop bothering with the shampoo though. Water is good by itself. It might have been my person’s fault that you couldn’t get into the post. She accidentally posted it too soon and then went back and reset the date and time. That might have caused a problem.

  2. marina kanavaki

    June 15, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    Sounds like a bad joke, Bongo! What’s even worse is this horse’s ‘ wise guy’ expression!
    He does look pretty still though, doesn’t he? Is he hypnotized or something?!

    • Bongo

      June 16, 2013 at 2:44 pm

      Marina, I’m not sure what’s going on with that horse – I think he’s one of those silent wise guy types.

  3. Angel&Chaos

    June 15, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    That is so unfair! Us dogs are definitely better looking than that horse, for sure! But no worries Bongo, we’re here for you. We’ll back you up if you want to do a strike or something. count us in.
    ~A & C

    • Bongo

      June 16, 2013 at 2:45 pm

      Angel and Chaos, I sure could use you at next year’s Vacation Bible School. I think we should have a dog invasion. All the kids there would love us.

  4. Patricia

    June 15, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    That’s not a real horse…real horses don’t look that silly.

    • Bongo

      June 16, 2013 at 2:46 pm

      Patricia, that’s even worse. They could have had a real dog there and they settled for a fake horse. What’s wrong with those guys.

      • Patricia

        June 17, 2013 at 6:54 pm

        Sometimes there is no understanding people.

      • Bongo

        June 17, 2013 at 8:00 pm

        Patricia, I just don’t know why people are that way. Dogs should be allowed everywhere.

  5. BZ Dogs

    June 15, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    No fair! Not fair!!!

    • Bongo

      June 16, 2013 at 2:47 pm

      BZ, I’m still really upset about it. Next year I think we’re going to have a dog invasion.

  6. angelswhisper2011

    June 16, 2013 at 12:19 am

    Bongo, Granny left me alone too, let’s strike together. Btw who’s that horse? Mr. Ed? Are you sure it isn’t weirdo animal bibleclub this year?

    • Bongo

      June 16, 2013 at 2:48 pm

      Little Binky, it sure is a weirdo horse, isn’t it? It can’t be Mr. Ed though because he doesn’t talk.

  7. eripanwkevin

    June 16, 2013 at 7:57 am

    Oh no!!!! Not fair! We’re so jealous of the horse who was able to participate in Vacation Bible School!
    *whispers* He looks quite cool, doesn’t he? 🙂

    • Bongo

      June 16, 2013 at 2:49 pm

      Kevin, I guess that horse does look kind of cool for somebody that we’re all jealous of. I sure hope he’s not still around next year.

  8. karmami

    June 16, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    Bibble dog should remember unspoken testament…I should not crap in others yards as my poo really do stink.. I should respect others ..not to leave my foul butt waste for others to clean..although it is really not my fault…it is my lazy human owners who are in desperate need of a brain ….lol

    • Bongo

      June 16, 2013 at 8:21 pm

      It’s not nice to mess up other people’s yards.

      • karmami

        June 16, 2013 at 8:26 pm


  9. kolytyi

    June 18, 2013 at 9:28 am

    I think your person is really confused. THIS year’s Vacation Bible School was about weird animals, wasn’t it? It goes without saying that next year’s Vacation Bible School should be about ordinary animals. Or rather uniquely ordinary animals.

    • Bongo

      June 18, 2013 at 12:45 pm

      Kolytyi, that’s right. And my person would have no choice but to bring me as an example.

  10. colliesofthemeadow

    June 27, 2013 at 4:35 am

    A horse gets to go to VBS and the store? grrrrrrr….. ya know perhaps we can contact the dog food company and ship them the horse? Then we will see who is smiling last horsie!

    • Bongo

      June 27, 2013 at 2:51 pm

      Collies, I don’t think even the dog food company would want this horse. He’s really thin and dry and he hardly weighs anything. Maybe he’ll drop over flat soon.


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