Somebody must really like me. The other day someone left me a dead snake – right in front of my house. And today they left me a pair of sunglasses. All for me.
It took me a minute to find those sunglasses. They didn’t have a very interesting smell so at first I passed them up.
But when I realized what they were I put them right on. The sun was really bright today, so I figured they’d be a great help while I’m out on my trails. I’m sure that’s what somebody was thinking when they left these for me.
But whoever left these sunglasses wasn’t thinking very clearly. They should have known what size I wear. These are just too big.

I put them on, but they slipped right off my nose and landed on my leash.
I’m not sure what my leash is going to do with these sunglasses. But my leash has been through all kinds of things with me, so I’m sure it’ll figure something out.
Wait a minute! What am I doing letting my leash have my new sunglasses? Leashes don’t need sunglasses.
If they won’t stay on my nose I’ll just try something else.

Now if I could only grow some eyes in the back of my head.
I know! My person sometimes has eyes in the back of her head.
Maybe I can borrow hers.