Would you look at that? Just look at that!
I know I’m not supposed to be on the couch, person – but look!
Just look at what that squirrel’s doing.
He’s stealing it!
Right in front of my eyes.
We’ve got to stop him.
Let me at him, person.
He’ll steal them all if we don’t stop him.
That squirrel’s got it in his mouth and he’s running off with it.
How can you let him get away with that?
Person, that squirrel stole one of our Christmas lights!
Right off the tree outside.
I was watching and he didn’t even care.
He just kept working at it until he got that light loose.
Well, if you’re not going to do anything person, I will.
And I’m going to get all my friends to help.
I’m posting a reward.
I’ll get that pesky squirrel if it’s the last thing I do.