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Where to Go?

03 Sep
Yuccas are Mean

Yuccas are Mean

A manly dog needs something to lift his leg against. A bush, a tree, a fire hydrant – it doesn’t really matter what it is, but he’s gotta have something. My back yard used to have some plants growing in it that weren’t quite bushes, but I could pretend. They were close enough to being bushes that I could do my business on them and feel good about it. But my person cut them down and took them away.

You know what I have left? Yucca plants. You know what a yucca is? It’s a bush shaped thing full of pointy things that are a cross between a leaf and a spear. Every time I get near one of those yucca plants I get poked. I move a little bit, and get poked again. When you gotta go now it’s a real challenge to find a position where you can lift your leg without getting poked. It usually takes at least three or four tries. Ouch! I hope my person brings back those bushes.

Bongo

 
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Posted by on September 3, 2011 in Bongo, dogs, humor, pets

 

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2 responses to “Where to Go?

  1. PrairieGirl

    September 3, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Love it! We have four dogs, all boys, when one starts ‘aiming’ for another’s head, I gotta call it. 😉

     
  2. BongoDogOwner

    September 3, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Bongo is an only dog so we don’t usually have that issue – although it got pretty close when he met up with our neighbor’s dog on our walk the other day.

     

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