I was hanging out in the wash on my trails and I’d found some really good smells. I sniffed around and was really enjoying myself when out of the tree next to me came a big whoosh. A large bird went flying off.
That is pretty nervy of that bird to disturb my sniffing. After all, I was just really getting into it. And to make matters worse, my person got out her camera and drug me away from my smelly spot toward the tree that bird had landed in.
Not only had the bird disturbed me but my person had totally ruined my sniffing. I don’t even know why my person got out her camera. There’s no way she’s going to get close enough to get a good picture.
Hey bird! Shoo! Go fly away. Then I can go back to my sniffing.
I guess that bird decided it would side with me because it flew off again when we started getting close. Now I can get back to my sniffing.
Hey person, that’s the wrong way. My sniffing spot’s back that way. The way we came from before that bird flew off.
Next time I’m going to glue that bird’s feet to the tree.