They’re what, person? Tumbleweeds? What did they do, just tumble in here?
We must really be living in the Wild West if we’ve got tumbleweeds. These don’t look like tumbleweeds though.
You mean they’re gonna get way bigger than this? And when they’re big enough they’ll go tumbling off when the wind blows?
Sometimes they what? They blow across the highway on windy days? You’ve even driven into big tumbleweeds that were blowing across the highway?
Stupid tumbleweeds. Why would they cross the road when a car’s coming? Shouldn’t they wait for the light to change.
I think I’d better train these tumbleweeds right while they’re still little.
Now little tumbleweeds, remember to look both ways before you cross the wash.