Golf Cart

07 Aug

Golf cart parked at the trail headI’ve never seen one of these at my trailhead before. Do you think somebody is lost? Isn’t this what people drive when they’re playing golf?

Somebody must be really confused. I’ve found tennis balls, but I’ve never ever seen a golf ball on my trails. I think that means that there’s probably not a golf course either.

Hey, wait a minute. What if the person who drove this here is going to try to start a golf course?

That could be dangerous.

I could be walking along, minding my own business when out of nowhere comes a flying golf ball. It might hit me on the head.

Or it might knock a bird right out of the sky. Then I would have to perform bird CPR. I think I’d better brush up. You do CPR by licking them until they wake up, right? I’d have to be really careful or I might swallow the bird.

And if a golf ball went flying into my puddle – ker splat! – it might not get found until my puddle disappeared again. Then all the creatures who hang out at my puddle would be fighting for the golf ball.

All right, that does it! There is no way a golf course is going in on my trails. I’m going to find this golfer and send him back home.


Posted by on August 7, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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46 responses to “Golf Cart

  1. Dianda

    August 7, 2012 at 10:49 am

    Maybe they are too lazy to walk?

    • Bongo

      August 7, 2012 at 11:41 am

      Dianda, at least they didn’t try to take that cart on my trails. I guess it wouldn’t fit though. There are big rocks to narrow the entrance so ATVs and golf carts won’t fit.

  2. misswhiplash

    August 7, 2012 at 11:07 am

    utterly..entirely, completely bonkers….but Oh how I love you….How about ping-pong balls?

    • Bongo

      August 7, 2012 at 11:42 am

      Patreciau, I’ve never found any ping pong balls on my trails – but I guess they wouldn’t bounce very well in the dirt.

  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    August 7, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Be careful, B. Don’t get bopped on the head, and don’t swallow a bird, and while you’re at it, don’t eat any bugs or goose poop. Just sayin’.

    Love and licks,

    • Bongo

      August 7, 2012 at 11:51 am

      Cupcake, I guess I’ll have to start looking up to check for incoming golf balls, and I’ll have to warn the birds too. I don’t have to worry about goose poop because the geese don’t come here but my person says last time she was in Seattle she had to be careful not to step in it.

  4. jazfagan

    August 7, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    I want one Bongo! Let’s borrow and and go for a ride!

    • Bongo

      August 7, 2012 at 3:51 pm

      Jaz, that would be great fun.

  5. ohheyitskinch

    August 7, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    That is the coolest golf cart I have ever seen. Can I please have one?!

    • Bongo

      August 7, 2012 at 3:55 pm

      Kinch, if I see it again I’ll make sure to commandeer it for you. Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

      • ohheyitskinch

        August 7, 2012 at 5:17 pm

        I hope so 🙂 getting a ride to school on that, I’d be super spiffy. And your welcome. You’re a pretty cool dog.

      • Bongo

        August 7, 2012 at 5:52 pm

        Thanks Kinch.

  6. Gina@dog backpacks

    August 7, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Perhaps it is just a way to get to the trail to walk the trail. Keep your hopes up that you wont be yelling FOUR anytime soon.

    • Bongo

      August 7, 2012 at 5:55 pm

      Gina, I’m ducking anytime I hear anybody yell anything. Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

  7. dogdaz

    August 7, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    Looks like room for a few dogs for sure!

    • Bongo

      August 7, 2012 at 7:52 pm

      Dogdaz, let’s all pile in.

  8. Winnie The Greyhound

    August 8, 2012 at 12:36 am

    I love the idea of you performing bird CPR. I’d pay to watch that. Hope you don’t get hit by a golf ball and tweetment yourself from a passing feathered friend.

    Love and licks, Winnie

    • Bongo

      August 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm

      Winnie, so far no golf balls. Maybe me and the birds are safe.

  9. marina kanavaki

    August 8, 2012 at 12:36 am

    you could find that golfer… or you could “borrow” that little golf cart and drive your friends around for fun!

    • Bongo

      August 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm

      Marina, it would be great fun to drive that cart around. You can come too.

  10. themisadventuresofmisaki

    August 8, 2012 at 3:08 am

    I think you should take the cart for a spin!

    • Bongo

      August 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm

      Misaki, that sounds like a great plan. Come on, let’s go!

  11. dianeskitchentable

    August 8, 2012 at 6:55 am

    Looks to me like someone really sliced a very bad shot – how far away’s the nearest course?

    • Bongo

      August 8, 2012 at 3:25 pm

      Diane and Lola, that must have been a very bad shot. The nearest course is several miles away.

  12. eripanwkevin

    August 8, 2012 at 7:32 am

    Hmmm….no golf course with a golf cart….again another mystry, Bongo…..the golf cart seems to be very practical to look around your trail….could you please keep it until I visit there? Woof? 🙂

    • Bongo

      August 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

      Kevin, I’m putting in a reservation for that golf cart right now for when you come to visit.

  13. Misty Shores Chesapeakes

    August 8, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Be careful Bongo I wouldn’t want you to get hit on the head by a stray ball!

    • Bongo

      August 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

      Misty Shores, I’m keeping a close watch out for those balls.

  14. simplycollies

    August 8, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Aww, you are looking at this all wrong! If you play your cards right – there could be RIDES in the golf cart in you future! BOL

    The collie crew

    • Bongo

      August 8, 2012 at 3:55 pm

      Collies, rides sound fun. I guess I’ll have to find that golfer and make friends.

      • Kat n collies

        August 10, 2012 at 9:53 am

        Thanks for visiting my blog. I tried the WordPress blog, but I thought Blogger was a bit easier to use. My posts are all over here now:

      • Bongo

        August 11, 2012 at 1:34 pm

        Kat n Collies, thanks for letting me know. I stopped on by to check it out.

  15. Long Life Cats and Dogs

    August 8, 2012 at 10:40 am

    I cannot believe the things you find on your walks! I’ve never seen a golf cart like that one before.

    • Bongo

      August 8, 2012 at 3:58 pm

      Susan, this golf cart actually drives around my neighborhood sometimes, but I’ve never seen it at my trails before.

  16. Bassas Blog

    August 8, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    I think your area is safe Bongo – it’s too hilly for golfers. Perhaps the cart escaped from a boring golf course and spend the day in the beautiful countryside 🙂

    • Bongo

      August 9, 2012 at 10:04 am

      Bassa, I haven’t seen any golf balls and the cart disappeared too. It must have gone back to its job at the boring golf course.

  17. colliesofthemeadow

    August 9, 2012 at 5:18 am

    hmmmmmmmmm…. Ginger says you should water the tires and perhaps the seat to leave them a message… muwahahaahah

    • Bongo

      August 9, 2012 at 10:17 am

      Ginger, that’s a great idea. They might get the hint and leave with the golf cart before I get hit in the head with a golf ball.

  18. angelswhisper2011

    August 10, 2012 at 1:30 am

    Bongo, can’t you just get in the golf-car, drive away directly into your puddle and leave it there?

    • Bongo

      August 11, 2012 at 1:09 pm

      Angels Whisper, I would do that but my puddle disappeared again. I don’t know where it’s gone this time.

  19. heyitsjethere

    August 11, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    Hey Bongo, Jet here.

    Golf cart? Your trail is becoming curiouser and curiouser!

    • Bongo

      August 11, 2012 at 8:14 pm

      Hey Jet, there sure are a lot of strange things on my trails. It’s all the better for blogging though. And guess what! My golf cart post got reposted on Golf Cart Reviews site. I might have to get a new job reviewing golf carts for dogs.

      • heyitsjethere

        August 11, 2012 at 8:28 pm

        Hey Bongo, Jet here.

        For sure, dude, fodder for the mill as they say! wowee wow, wow! congrats… we’re checking it out right now!


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