At last! I can take that picture of me behind bars off my blog and get back to my adventures. My person finally sprung me from the dog jail hotel. I don’t know what she was doing, but it sure seemed like she was gone a long time.
Wait! You were doing what, person? What’s that picture on my blog? You left me in the dog hotel and went to hang out with other animals, didn’t you? And of all the animals you could think of, it had to be a pesky squirrel.
Wait a minute. Who else were you hanging out with? I’m gonna check through your pictures. You’d better not hold anything back on me.
What’s this? You were hanging out with —–cats!???
Scratchy, check this out. You were left behind and our person went to hang out with other cats.
Scratchy, look at this cat. Our person left you for a cat that doesn’t even have any hair.
Now, I get it. That’s why I found so many clumps of your hair around the house when I came home. You were trying to look like this cat so our person would come back home. Scratchy, you may be a little silly – but sometimes you’re alright.
I think we need to get together though and have a talk with our person about hanging out with other animals. Or maybe we should ignore her for awhile.
Hey, wait a minute. What do I smell? Don’t tell me our person was hanging out with even more animals?
A what? You got me a what?
You got me an antler! Hey person, you can go back to Colorado any time you want. Just make sure to bring me more antlers.