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Waking Up

20 Mar

Two wildflowersI’m still sleeping off the dog hotel. I didn’t even care when my person stopped on our walk to take pictures of flowers. It gave me a chance to rest.

But I remembered that awhile ago Bumpy Road to Bubba and Little Binky and Angels Whisper invited me to coffee. Maybe that would help me wake up.

Person, what do you mean you don’t have any coffee in the house? How am I going to answer questions about drinking coffee if I don’t have any to drink?

No, I don’t want any tea. This is supposed to be about coffee.

How am I going to wake up without coffee?

This isn’t going anywhere. My person is so uncooperative sometimes.

But I just remembered that a few days ago Little Binky sent me some more questions. And I don’t even have to have coffee to answer them. So here goes:

  1.        What do you prefer, water or milk?  I drink lots and lots of water. It gives me excuses to go      outside more often.
  2.        Do you like rain or snow?  I love playing in snow and going for walks in snow. We just haven’t had very much of it here lately. But I can’t complain. Sunshine is good too.
  3.       Do you believe in Furry-land?  I’m not sure what that is. Is it anything like Candy Land? Anywhere that you get lots of treats is good.
  4.       Do you believe in Angels?  My person says angels are real, but I’m still looking for one. Sometimes I see fairies on my trails though.
  5.        What do you do if you find a lot of money?  No one seems to drop lots of money on my trails, but if I found a lot I would turn it in for treats.
  6.        When are you the most active and when are you the most laziest inactive?  I get really active when someone comes to visit or I’m doing something out of the ordinary. I’m most inactive after I’ve been at the dog hotel – like right now. Sleep is good.
  7.        What would you do if you had to take care of your own dinner?  I would steal Scratchy’s cat food.
  8.        Where would you fly to if you had wings?  When my people try to sneak away and do things without me I would fly to wherever they are. They wouldn’t be able to have fun without me anymore.
  9.        How do you show your affection?  By bringing balls full of slobber to my people so they can toss them for me.
  10.        What color is your favorite?  That would have to be black and white. The color of me.
  11.        What smell is your favorite?  Anything good to eat and the messages that other dogs leave for me on my trails.

This answering question stuff is taking a lot out of me. I think I’ll go back to sleep now.

Bongo asleep

 
23 Comments

Posted by on March 20, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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23 responses to “Waking Up

  1. marina kanavaki

    March 20, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    …I want balls full of slobber!!!!! Sleep tight, Bongo!!!
    🙂

     
    • Bongo

      March 20, 2013 at 6:53 pm

      Marina, I’ll be right over with a slobbery ball.

       
  2. nancy

    March 20, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    BONGO, I WAS WONDERING, SINCE YO SEEM TO BE A VERY SMART DOG, WHY DO DOGS CHASE THEIR TAILS? I GET ALFULL TIRED AND DIZZY, BUT, SOMETHING IN ME JUST MAKES ME DO IT. PLEASE HELP ME CHUBS

     
    • Bongo

      March 20, 2013 at 6:56 pm

      Chubs, this is a mystery to me because I don’t chase my tail. I guess it’s something that only some dogs do. I’ll have to get on my Detective Dog hat and investigate.

       
  3. philosophermouseofthehedge

    March 20, 2013 at 1:11 pm

    Don’t hide the truth form us: Being cute and charming to all at the dog hotel is very tiring. Catch up on that snoozing – there’s spring trails to trot

     
    • Bongo

      March 20, 2013 at 6:58 pm

      Karen, I did get warn out playing up to all the new people and dogs at the dog hotel. I’ve been getting myself up long enough to take my person for her walks, but then I go right back to sleep when I get home. I’ll catch up with my sleep in another day or two.

       
  4. angelswhisper2011

    March 20, 2013 at 1:24 pm

    Bongo, you did it all without coffee. I loved your answers, I go now so you can sleep. Pawkiss 🙂

     
    • Bongo

      March 20, 2013 at 6:59 pm

      Thanks Angels Whisper and Little Binky. My person says I’d be in real trouble if I drank coffee. I’m hyper enough without it – except for after I come home from the dog hotel.

       
  5. Blueberry's human

    March 20, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    Your markings are so unusual! Love em!

     
    • Bongo

      March 20, 2013 at 6:59 pm

      Thanks Blueberry’s human.

       
  6. colliesofthemeadow

    March 20, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    Ginger says glad you are out of that prison!!! Coffee is great but try Beer!!!! mmmmmmmmmmm… well I Ginger am off now… and I love the answer where you would steal scratchy’s food…. cats dont need to eat they have nine lives we dogs have only one!

     
    • Bongo

      March 20, 2013 at 7:01 pm

      Hmmm – beer. Ginger, do you think we could sneak some from your dad if I came over to visit. That’s another thing my person won’t let me have. But Scratchy’s food is pretty good.

       
  7. Echo & Link

    March 21, 2013 at 4:27 am

    Coffee doesn’t taste good, AT ALL (I know, I tasted it in my human cup once), plus, nap is one of greatest thing in the world so it was the best thing to do !

    BOL

    Woos of love.

    Echo & Link

     
    • Bongo

      March 21, 2013 at 1:02 pm

      Echo & Link, my person doesn’t even like coffee. That’s why she wouldn’t give me any. But I agree, naps are the best.

       
  8. eripanwkevin

    March 21, 2013 at 7:01 am

    Wow! You see fairies on your trails??? Great! It’s good to know about you much better with these questions Bongo! 🙂

     
    • Bongo

      March 21, 2013 at 1:03 pm

      Kevin, mostly I just see those flower seed things that fly away and look like fairies. Sometimes I learn more about myself from answering those questions too.

       
  9. onebluedog

    March 21, 2013 at 8:48 am

    I love cat food too, Bongo! Too bad we have to sneak this tasty stuff 😦

     
    • Bongo

      March 21, 2013 at 1:04 pm

      Remy, maybe if we worked together we could overcome all the cats and get all their food.

       
  10. kolytyi

    March 21, 2013 at 10:33 am

    Aww, Bongo, your fur is not only black and white but brown, too! You are a very specially coloured doggy! Don’t you jump on your persons?

     
    • Bongo

      March 21, 2013 at 1:06 pm

      Kolyti, every time I try to jump on my people they say “Down!”. And if I ignore them they push me down. No fair!

       
  11. Genevieve Petrillo

    March 21, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    You are smart to think of stealing Scratchy’s food in case you have to fend for yourself. Maybe we should get a cat……

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Bongo

      March 21, 2013 at 4:47 pm

      Cupcake, cats have good and bad points. Their food tastes really good, but they also have claws.

       

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