Get that Shirt

05 Apr

Younger person grabbing Bongo's noseWhat is it about my younger person? I just can’t seem to win with him.

You see what he’s wearing, don’t you?

He’s got a cat on his shirt.

I don’t care if it’s Grumpy Cat – a cat that is even more famous than me.

It’s still a cat. My younger person should not be wearing clothes with cats on them.

It’s sacrilegious, it’s terrible, it’s totally awful.

What? That’s what Grumpy Cat said, “It was awful.”?

This is really bad. Now I’m saying the same things as a cat.

I’ve got to get that cat. I’ve got to tear that cat right off my younger person’s chest.

But you know what my younger person did?

He grabbed my nose and I couldn’t do a thing about it. I couldn’t get anywhere near that cat.

Bongo's nose held tight

I might have to sneak up on my younger person when he’s asleep to get that shirt.

And when I get it, it’s going to disappear. Maybe I could auction it off for treats. Whoever offers me the most treats can have it.

I’m sure they wouldn’t mind if it’s a little chewed up by the time I get it to them.


Posted by on April 5, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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22 responses to “Get that Shirt

  1. marina kanavaki

    April 5, 2013 at 10:47 am

    Yep, wait until he’s fast asleep and get it!!! Grumpy cat or not, it’s not right! 🙂

    • Bongo

      April 5, 2013 at 1:15 pm

      Marina, I’m so glad you’re on my side.

  2. Home

    April 5, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    I think that tee might just make a nice additional unseen layer to your bedding, Bongo, teehee. What on earth is your younger person thinking – his tee should show YOU!

    • Bongo

      April 5, 2013 at 1:16 pm

      Susan, maybe I should get him a Bongo T-shirt for his birthday. In the meantime, extra bedding might be a good idea.

  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    April 5, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    Cat shirt! That’s scandalous! That shirt must be destroyed (chewed to shreds). Get on it, B.

    Love and licks,

    • Bongo

      April 5, 2013 at 1:17 pm

      Cupcake, as soon as I get hold of that shirt it’s a goner.

  4. Long Life Cats and Dogs

    April 5, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    Oh the horror of it all Bongo. To blatantly display a picture of a cat in your presence. I’m sure you could get tons of treats for it though. I think your auction idea is marvelous. Do we get to see pics of topless men whilst you auction off their shirts 😀

    • Bongo

      April 5, 2013 at 5:29 pm

      Susan, I think my younger person would do something really bad to me if I posted a picture of him without his shirt on – cats or not.

  5. angelswhisper2011

    April 6, 2013 at 1:00 am

    Bongo, you’re right, destroying is the only way to get him out of that shirt and after you finished, you give him a shirt with your face on it 🙂

    • Bongo

      April 6, 2013 at 11:01 am

      Little Binky, I think I’m going to have to get some Bongo shirts made before my younger person’s birthday.

  6. kolytyi

    April 6, 2013 at 4:03 am

    I think your younger person must be saved as soon as possible from the destructive aura coming from that t-shirt. He should immediately receive a t-shirt with your smiling photo on it, with the slogan “I have fun every day (except if I’m in the dog hotel)!”

    • Bongo

      April 6, 2013 at 11:03 am

      Kolytyi, I’d better get that shirt to my younger person soon. I have to go back to the dog hotel in a few days. Yikes!

      • kolytyi

        April 7, 2013 at 7:10 am

        This is scandalous! Either YOU should wear a shirt with the slogan “I have fun every day (except if I’m in the dog hotel)”, or you should write a petition and hand out them on your trails.

      • Bongo

        April 7, 2013 at 5:48 pm

        Kolytyi, maybe I should pass out a petition to keep me away from the dog hotel.

  7. eripanwkevin

    April 6, 2013 at 8:04 am

    Oh Bongo, you’re much more famous than the Grumpy cat to me…or at least, in Japan!!!
    I didn’t know that who he was….his face is very funny though….*giggles*
    Scrathcy is much prettier than he is, so your younger person should wear Scratchy T- shirt instead of Grumpy cat one!!!
    And of course, you’re the best, Bongo!!! 🙂

    • Bongo

      April 6, 2013 at 11:04 am

      Thanks Kevin. You’re pretty cool too. I’d better not get my younger person a Scratchy T-shirt though. It would go to Scratchy’s head and then I’d never be able to live with him.


    April 7, 2013 at 7:01 am

    I think CLEARLY a replacement Bongo shirt on this human is in order…sounds like a job for Mom! In the meantime,,,when the shirt “disappears:…blame it on a cat! ha!

    • Bongo

      April 7, 2013 at 5:47 pm

      Max, maybe Scratcy could use that shirt to sleep on. And I’ll have to work on my person to get my younger person a shirt with me on it for his birthday.

  9. Misty Shores Chesapeakes

    April 7, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Betrayal, that’s what it is Bongo, how could your younger person do that to you!

    • Bongo

      April 7, 2013 at 5:52 pm

      Misty Shores, I’m still trying to figure out why my younger person would even want a cat on his shirt.

  10. Dalton

    April 8, 2013 at 1:02 am

    I wouldn’t talk to him until he gets rid of it if I was you!

    • Bongo

      April 8, 2013 at 11:04 am

      Dalton, he left and took that shirt with him. I hope he doesn’t bring it back when he comes.


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