I’ve never won anything before ever.
Scratchy won something once – thanks to me, but I’ve never won anything.
But now I have. Woo woo!
And it’s here! It showed up in my mailbox.
I can’t wait to open it.
What? Oh yeah.
I guess I’d better tell you how I got my prize.
My friend Gizmo had a contest on his blog and I entered it. It wasn’t a contest for cats like that other one that Scratchy won. It was a contest for dogs.
And I won!
Now I’ve got to see what I got. My person says she knows, but she didn’t tell me.
So now it will be a big surprise.
Hey person, I can’t open this box. You open it.
I got special pet soap.
This is so cool. I love baths!
Hey person. I’m way overdue for a bath. I want to try out this soap.
But what’s this other thing?
Something called Undoos.
They come from a place called FetchEarth. The same place the soap came from.
But what are Undoos?
That’s what they are?
I get it now. They fall apart in the garbage instead of sticking around for hundreds of years like plastic.
But what do they do?
They hold my business after I get rid of it?
And there’s a little wipe to clean me too?
Person, that’s kind of embarrassing.
You’re not supposed to talk about things like that in public.
Let’s change the subject.
I’m going to be the cleanest dog in town.