Come on person, you don’t need to know everything.
I should be allowed to have some secrets.
Okay, if you insist.
Since you left me for the day I took your credit card and went to the pet store and bought these.
What do you mean, you don’t believe me? It makes perfectly good sense to me.
I had to do something to teach you not to leave me alone all day.
Okay then, here’s what happened.
While you were gone I went out in the yard and started digging.
I found these toys buried in the ground.
What!? You still don’t believe me?
You want the truth?
If I tell you, you have to promise not to get mad.
And you have to take my new ball and play catch with me.
Here’s what really happened.
While you were gone my neighbor dog Toby came over and brought me these toys.
And that’s the truth.
You’ve got to play catch now.
This is great fun! I love this new ball.
You should have gotten me one of these a long time ago person.
I could play this game all day.
Throw it for me again!