What to do with Cats

01 Aug

Scratchy on top of a cat cageSomething happened while I was at the dog hotel.

The cats I live with took over my blog.

Do you believe it?

Cats on my blog!

And they tried to keep it a secret.

But one of my blogging buddies spilled the beans.

So I had to do something.

And I did.


I sent Scratchy to the vet.

Scratchy on cat cage

Scratchy hates the vet.

And they must not like him either.

When I go to the vet I get treats and loves.

Scratchy doesn’t get any treats or loves.

It was the perfect punishment for Scratchy.

But now I’ve got to figure out what to do about Gizmo.

Gizmo stretched out on the couch

He’s the chief instigator these days.

Bongo looking cute

I’m open for ideas.


Posted by on August 1, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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25 responses to “What to do with Cats

  1. dontdoubtthedog

    August 1, 2014 at 11:00 am

    Pee in their litter box. That should show them who is boss.

    • Bongo

      August 1, 2014 at 11:48 am

      Good idea. The litter box has a cover though. I might just have to pee all over it.

  2. philosophermouseofthehedge

    August 1, 2014 at 11:11 am

    Molly says put a big wet nose in the middle of that fuzzy tummy.

    • Bongo

      August 1, 2014 at 11:49 am

      Molly, I like that idea. Gizmo might think twice about stretching himself all over the furniture.

  3. fredrieka

    August 1, 2014 at 11:49 am

    shameful just shameful woof

    • Bongo

      August 1, 2014 at 11:53 am

      Fredrieka, that’s a good description of cats anytime.

  4. Mumsy's Little Chancy Man

    August 1, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    Maybe some time spent in your jail will let Gizmo know to stay off your blog. The cats may just need to start their own blog then they will have no need to be on yours sweet Bongo. We hope Scratchy got a clean bill of health from the vet. Hugs and nose kisses

    • Bongo

      August 1, 2014 at 3:34 pm

      Chancy and Mumsy, that’s a good idea. As a matter of fact, I think I’ll lock Gizmo in dog cat jail every time I go to the dog hotel. Scratchy’s an old man and he has to go back to the vet for some dental work. I don’t think he’s gonna like it.

  5. dianeskitchentable

    August 1, 2014 at 12:19 pm

    Sometimes I out my big ol’ nose under Moe’s belly and scoot him along … To someplace where I am not! Moe doesn’t like the bet either and poor Diane has to cover her car seats in plastic !!! I love my car rides but not after Moe’s made a mess in there.

    • Bongo

      August 1, 2014 at 3:36 pm

      Lola, Moe must really not like the vet. Scratchy has to go in a cat cage so he can’t mess up the car. He doesn’t want to go in that cage, but at the vet he doesn’t want to come back out. I’m heading over to scoot Gizmo out of my way now.

  6. Traveling Cats

    August 1, 2014 at 2:04 pm

    As a master feline, I have to tell you a secret, Bongo. If you punish a cat, that cat will definitely punish you back and its revenge will be sweet. Expect disasters from now on.

    • Bongo

      August 1, 2014 at 3:37 pm

      That’s for sure. Cats can be a challenge. They have sharp claws. I found that out first hand.

  7. Genevieve Petrillo

    August 1, 2014 at 3:18 pm

    Maybe you should eat Gizmo’s food. Scratchy’s too, while you’re in the neighborhood….

    Love and licks,

    • Bongo

      August 1, 2014 at 3:38 pm

      Cupcake, I used to eat Scratchy’s food all the time, but now my person locks me in dog jail. That food was pretty good, too.

  8. kolytyi

    August 2, 2014 at 8:04 am

    I think you should tickle Gizmo’s fluffy tummy with your muzzle! He should get even a slobbery kiss on it!

    • Bongo

      August 2, 2014 at 2:59 pm

      Kolytyi, Gizmo lets my younger person tickle his fluffy tummy, but I’m afraid of his claws. Nasty, nasty claws.

  9. eripanwkevin

    August 2, 2014 at 8:08 am

    Scratchy is ok? He went to vet because he was ill? or just for anual check-up? *worried face*

    • Bongo

      August 2, 2014 at 3:00 pm

      Kevin, Scratchy is an old man. He’s grumpy and he lost a tooth so he went for a check-up. He has to go back and get some dental work done. Maybe he won’t be so grumpy after that.

  10. misswhiplash

    August 2, 2014 at 8:41 am

    Whooo up there Bongo.. I did not read any posts done by Scratchy or Gizmo….show me the proof

  11. colliesofthemeadow

    August 5, 2014 at 3:57 pm

    Water Gizmo… heheheh

    • Bongo

      August 5, 2014 at 4:10 pm

      Collies, I’m waiting for an opportune time. If I do it when my people can see I’ll be in big trouble.

  12. marina kanavaki

    August 8, 2014 at 4:42 am

    Hmmmm, that’s a hard one, Bongo. Have you tried taking his place on the sofa [of course when your person is away…]? Then there is sweet talk, have you tried it? 😉

    • Bongo

      August 8, 2014 at 2:34 pm

      Marina, sweet talk doesn’t work with Gizmo. He just bats me with his paws. But maybe I can shove him off the sofa.


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