There they go again.
My neighbors that I don’t even know.
You’d think I wasn’t very neighborly or something, but it’s not true.
I’d be all over those neighbors if my person would let me.
My person and their person. Neither of them are cooperative.
Oh, how I long to sniff those butts.
Come on, person. They’re not that far ahead of us. We could walk faster and catch up easily.
What do you mean, we’re not going to walk faster? We’re just going to hang back?
What kind of a neighborly neighbor are you?
Come on. Let’s go!
We would not get into a tousle!
You know I’m the perfect dog. I’m sure they’re perfect too.
Look, that one dog is stopping to take a sniff.
I bet he would rather be sniffing me.
I bet he’s waiting for me to catch up.
What do you mean, we already finished our trail walk?
What about my streets? We hardly ever get to walk on my streets.
I sure wish I didn’t have to keep such a close watch on you person.
If I thought I could trust you I’d let you off the leash and go after those dogs myself.
But you might wander in front of a car and get hit.
Guess I’ll have to wait to sniff meet those dogs.
Oh, the things a dog has to go through for his people.