I’m a genius!
I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before.
You see, my person is always making me wait while she takes pictures of flowers on my trails.
But she likes to take those pictures when the lighting is just right.
So I’ll only take her out on my trails when the lighting is all wrong.
When the sun is almost down and everything is in shadow.
The light’s no good for flower pictures, and this time of year the temperature is much better in the shadows.
So that’s what I’m gonna do.
No more walks in perfect light for my person.
It’s shadows from now on.
I bet her camera won’t even work.
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Hey person, what do you think you’re doing?
It must be some kind of reflex or something.
My person gets her camera out by pure habit.
Oh no.
Stop person!
Don’t click that camera!
Can’t you see you’re wasting your memory card space?
You might need it to take pictures of me.
What is this?
Either my person has lost it, or she can’t see anything in these shadows.
That’s not even a flower.