Stupid Santa Hat

18 Dec

Bongo Looking Angry in a Santa HatI don’t get it. First my person left me today. But then she came home with a bag that was sending out all kinds of good smells. I was so excited!

But then you know what my person did? She put that bag on top of the refrigerator – the one place that I can’t reach – and said something about having to wait until Christmas.

And then she put this Santa hat on me and made me pose for a picture. Well believe me you – the last thing I want to do is sit around for pictures of anything when there’s something smelling good on top of the refrigerator. I don’t want to wait for Christmas. I want it now!

I’m thinking maybe I can get my person to wrap that good smelling stuff up and put it under the tree. Sometimes people put wrapped presents under the tree before Christmas. Then when she’s not looking…

I’m not sure why my person doesn’t put wrapped presents under the tree before Christmas. Even when my package person brings a whole box full of wrapped presents they get put somewhere out of my reach until Christmas Day. Then the ones that smell the best are put out of my reach again.

Oh, wait. I think I hear my person calling me. Maybe she’s going to give me something from on top of the fridge.

What, person? Santa knows what I’m up to and he won’t bring me any presents if I don’t behave? Not even good smelling things from on top of the fridge?

You mean I have to cooperate and wear this stupid Santa hat in order to get presents? And then I still have to wait until Christmas?

This is totally not fair.

Bongo Looking Cute in a Santa Hat


Posted by on December 18, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor


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47 responses to “Stupid Santa Hat

  1. Chancy and Mumsy (Mag)

    December 18, 2012 at 10:38 am

    Sweet Bongo tell your person Mumsy already gave me some of my Christmas. Maybe that will make her feel bad and she will give you part of yours. I refused to wear a Santa hat period!! Hugs and nose kisses Chancy

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

      Chancy, I’m telling my person right now that I need some Christmas goodies because you got some. I sure tried not to wear that Santa hat, but my person figured out a way to make it stay on long enough for a picture – and then she put treats in her pocket. That gets me every time. Hugs and nose kisses back to you.

  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    December 18, 2012 at 10:40 am

    That hat is perfect for you, B. You look like Santa’s baby brother. I had to wear a reindeer hooded fleece. My dignity totally is out the window. Plus, Mom was wrapping a gift and it SQUEAKED! I was DYING for her to put it under the tree so I could check it out. Nope. It’s in the closet with the door shut! UGH!

    Love and licks,

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 11:21 am

      Cupcake, the things we have to put up with at Christmas. But I guess it’s worth it when we get our presents. I hope I get something squeaky too. I love squeaky things.

  3. thesweetkitten

    December 18, 2012 at 10:40 am

    I don’t know, Bongo, but I think you look kind of very cute with that hat!

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 11:22 am

      Thanks Sweet Kitten. Just don’t ask me to put it on again.

  4. marina kanavaki

    December 18, 2012 at 10:52 am

    Oh, Bongo, you look soooooooooooooo good in that hat! I’m pretty sure Santa will change his habits and come a bit earlier just for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 11:22 am

      Marina, I hope you’re right. I’m having a very hard time waiting until Christmas. Early might make it worth putting on that hat.

  5. Kat n collies

    December 18, 2012 at 11:04 am

    Our mom puts all kinds of good smelling things on top of our fridge too! We agree, completely unfair!

    But you do look cute in that hat! 🙂

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 11:24 am

      Thanks Kat n Collies. I think we need to get together and figure out how to get to the top of the fridge. My cat Scratchy can do it – and sometimes he knocks thing off – but he usually won’t go up there because he doesn’t know if he can find a landing spot.

  6. Delft

    December 18, 2012 at 11:19 am

    You’re sooo cute in that hat, Bongo! The red really brings out your colours :-).

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 11:25 am

      Thanks Delft. I guess it was worth wearing it for a little while. Just don’t ask me to put it on again.

  7. onebluedog

    December 18, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    The Santa hat maybe be stupid, Bongo, but it looks Really cute on you!

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 5:45 pm

      Thanks Remy. I’m just glad I didn’t have to wear it for very long.

  8. dianeskitchentable

    December 18, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    So why do people put silly hats on our heads Bongo? I know we look cute as all get-out but we look cute without them too. We don’t get any presents under our tree before Christmas, none! There might have been an incident where everyone’s presents got unwrapped but I was just checking you know? There’s something about paper ripping that makes my brain all happy & excited.

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 5:48 pm

      Lola, I’m not sure why our people don’t understand that we’re cute without the hats. Only once did I eat open a Christmas present under the tree and that was a long time ago – but now we never have presents under our tree before Christmas day.

  9. philosophermouseofthehedge

    December 18, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Bongo, you look charming.
    Would you please tell Molly and RC to stop snooping in all the cabinets. Secrets are good! They just won’t listen.

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 5:50 pm

      Molly and RC, I’d be snooping too if I could get into the cabinets. If you find anything good let me know. I’ll be right over.

  10. To Shea

    December 18, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    AWWW…Poor Poor Bongo…cannot have the good smelling treats until Christmas.
    Have some patience Bongo…Santa Aways knows who is naughty and who is nice…Woof, Woof!
    Alex and Penny

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 5:51 pm

      Alex and Penny, patience has never been my strong point. But Santa doesn’t watch when I’m trying to sneak into things, does he? Oops.

  11. Dianda

    December 18, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Santa Dog! 😉

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 5:52 pm

      Dianda, that sounds like a new title for me. But do I have to keep wearing the hat? Oh wait, that means I’d have to give presents to Scratchy too.

      • Dianda

        December 19, 2012 at 1:12 am

        Hahaha, you don’t want to give presents to Scratchy?

      • Bongo

        December 19, 2012 at 11:21 am

        Scratchy’s been bad.

  12. Angel&Chaos

    December 18, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    That’s better than a Christmas Cone 🙂

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 5:58 pm

      Angel & Chaos, I guess I’ll take a Santa hat over a Christmas cone any day. The hat’s suddenly looking not so bad.

      • Angel&Chaos

        December 19, 2012 at 10:14 am

        Mommy says she’s going to draw Christmas decorations on Chaos’s cone so he wouldn’t look so depressed

      • Bongo

        December 19, 2012 at 11:28 am

        Christmas cone decorations sound nice.

  13. kirbysdawgblog

    December 18, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    teehee, aww Bongo, Kirby feels your pain, he just had asimilar episode…with a similar getup! At least you look very cute in it!

    • Bongo

      December 18, 2012 at 7:48 pm

      Kirby, I wonder how those Santa hats taste. Maybe we should chew them up.

      • kirbysdawgblog

        December 19, 2012 at 9:18 pm

        I had the opportunity on saturday…but didnt take it!

  14. misswhiplash

    December 19, 2012 at 12:29 am

    it’s a dog life Bongo! but you do look rather sweet xxxxxxxx

    • Bongo

      December 19, 2012 at 11:20 am

      Thanks Patreciau, but I was sure glad to get that hat off.

  15. angelswhisper2011

    December 19, 2012 at 1:45 am

    Bongo, I have almost the same hat, but they haven’t put it on me yet… I won’t allow it, but it looks good on you, Santa dog. You can see it the positive way: every time when you have to wear that stupid hat, you get treats, don’t you? You tell your person, that’s the only way you’ll wear that thing, ok 😀

    • Bongo

      December 19, 2012 at 11:22 am

      My person put treats in her pocket when she put that hat on me. For sure that was the only way I was gonna wear it.

  16. Dalton

    December 19, 2012 at 2:17 am

    Your face says it all! But you are so good I am sure you is top of list, so you could always slip a little way down the list (A place or three, due to mischief) but still be on the good list!! So get them goodies!

    • Bongo

      December 19, 2012 at 11:25 am

      Dalton, I like your idea. I’m so good that a little mischief won’t hurt. After all, my cat Scratchy has been up to a lot of mischief lately. If he’s going to get goodies then I am for sure.

  17. themisadventuresofmisaki

    December 19, 2012 at 3:56 am

    Humans are such meanies! But you do look cute in your hat:-)

    • Bongo

      December 19, 2012 at 11:26 am

      Thanks Misaki. I just hope that hat helps me get something from the top of the fridge on Christmas day.

  18. eripanwkevin

    December 19, 2012 at 5:50 am

    Bongo, you look very cool with the Santa hat especially on the 2nd picture!!! My mom once tried to put reindeer’s antlers on Christmas but I didn’t let her do it!!! so she ended up having it on her head! BOL! 🙂

    • Bongo

      December 19, 2012 at 11:27 am

      Kevin, what a great idea. I think I’ll put that Santa hat on my person and then take her picture.

  19. Two French Bulldogs

    December 19, 2012 at 7:58 am

    Persons sure do get away with murder. Don’t they know Santa is watching them too
    Benny & Lily

    • Bongo

      December 19, 2012 at 11:28 am

      Benny & Lily, you’d think my person would figure it out. Maybe she doesn’t believe in Santa.

  20. Kia

    December 19, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Heh, well you look rather cute in that stupid Santa hat I’ll say! 🙂 Don’t worry…you’ll get your presents very soon so behave…besides, it seems like you are already cooperating because you’re wearing that hat 😛

    • Bongo

      December 19, 2012 at 5:42 pm

      Kia, the hat came off right after the photo session. I’m still waiting for my presents. And I’ve been a really good dog.

  21. bumpyroadtobubba

    December 26, 2012 at 2:26 am

    At least you kept it on long enough for a photo. Neither Bella or Beary were falling for that!

    • Bongo

      December 26, 2012 at 4:09 pm

      Bumpy Road, my person had to put treats in her pocket before I’d keep that hat on long enough.


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