It’s hot out today. Really hot.
So what does my person do?
She dilly dallies on our walk because she’s texting.
Come on, person. I like my walks, but when it’s this hot out I just want to travel the trails and get back home where it’s cool inside.
But my person was really bad today because when she wasn’t texting she was taking pictures of really dumb things.
I don’t know what this caterpillar is doing in the middle of my trails anyway. Maybe turning itself into a tasty treat.
I’ve never tried fried caterpillars before.
That caterpillar didn’t look done yet, so my person found even more dumb things to take pictures of.
And I don’t think these berries are good for eating – even if they are cooked.
And by this time I’m just dragging.
I’m dying of thirst.
I think I’m going to drop any second now.
Did I do it?
Did I make you feel sorry enough for me?
I hope so, because somebody’s got to call the animal abuse people and turn my person in.
And while I’m waiting for those animal abuse people to show up I think I’ll go home to my air conditioned house and get a nice cool drink of water.
You can tell those people to look for me and my person there.
I’ll be home in about a minute.