I was minding my own business today, being the perfect dog that I am, when a squirrel took over my tree and started chattering.
Those pesky squirrels!
Not only is that squirrel hanging out in my tree, but he’s trying to taunt me with food.
I see that treat he’s hiding in his mouth.
He knows I see it too.
I know how those squirrels think.
See, that squirrel’s got a peanut in his mouth.
And he’s not even going to try to hide it anymore.
He’s going to flaunt it.
He’s hoping I’ll get upset and try to go after him for his peanut.
But I’ve got other plans up my sleeve.
You might as well give up you pesky squirrel.
I’ve got your number.
You’re done for now.
So just to show that squirrel that I mean business I’m going to get my own treats.
I went out into the kitchen…
And I ate the squirrel.
March 6, 2014 at 10:52 am
March 6, 2014 at 10:21 pm
Thanks. And thanks for stopping by and commenting.
Kimberly M. Ringer
March 6, 2014 at 11:33 am
Way to show that squirrel who is boss Bongo!
March 6, 2014 at 10:21 pm
That’s what I thought too Kimberly. I don’t think that squirrel will be coming around here again.
March 6, 2014 at 11:44 am
Yum! That squirrel looks delicious. So does the cookie…. 🙂
Love and licks,
March 6, 2014 at 10:22 pm
Cupcake, if any more squirrels show up I’ll let you know. I’m not sure about the cookies though. There might not be any left by the time you get here.
March 6, 2014 at 12:55 pm
Good way to get revenge Bongo! So glad you didn’t eat a real squirrel, eeeeek!
Whee’d love to get our revenge on a piece of carrot… or some apple perhaps…
Lots of love,
Mop, Dusty, Billy, Pip and Cupcake
March 6, 2014 at 10:26 pm
Mop, Dusty, Billy, Pip, and Cupcake, I like carrots and apples too. But those pesky squirrels have got to go. Thanks for stopping by and commenting.
March 6, 2014 at 3:03 pm
Those squirrels Bongo…they’re always going with the smart mouth business. Glad you got one to eat though & it’s much better than a lousy peanut.
March 6, 2014 at 10:29 pm
Yeah Lola. That pesky squirrel can have his peanut. I just hope he never comes back.
March 6, 2014 at 4:06 pm
You really really gave that squirrel what for, didn’t you, Bongo?!!! 🙂
March 6, 2014 at 10:30 pm
Marina, that squirrel deserved every bit of it.
March 6, 2014 at 11:16 pm
Good job Bongo, it’s way too cold for our squirrels and there won’t be any nuts for a long time.
March 9, 2014 at 2:59 pm
Lexie and Mica, the squirrels here have some of my neighbors wrapped around their tails. They’ve conned them into giving them peanuts.
March 7, 2014 at 7:11 am
That mr Squirrel is so smart! I think that he is posing for the camera and knows he/she is photogenic!
March 9, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Kevin, I think you’re right. My person took the first pictures through the window but when she went outside he still stuck around. He did climb a little higher into the tree but my person has a new lens on her camera that can zoom in much better than her old one could.
Two French Bulldogs
March 7, 2014 at 8:08 am
I don’t know who they think they are
Lily & Edward
March 9, 2014 at 3:02 pm
Lily and Edward, those squirrels will find out who they are as soon as we can get one on the ground. They think they’re so great because they can play keep away in the trees.