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Out of Jail

Peter preaching in the temple courtsWhat happened to those treats I was supposed to get after I listened to the story last week?

No, I didn’t get any treats.

Oh those?

Well, that wasn’t enough. I need more.

Now I have to listen to another story?

Oh, alright.

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After the Sanhedrin let Peter and John go the apostles performed many miraculous signs and wonders among the people. And all the believers used to meet together in Solomon’s Colonnade. No one else dared join them, even though they were highly regarded by the people.

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I bet if they started handing out treats people would join them.

I am listening.

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Nevertheless, more and more men and women believed in the Lord and were added to their number. As a result, people brought the sick into the streets and laid them on beds and mats so that at least Peter’s shadow might fall on some of them as he passed by.

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Was it hot and they needed shade?

Okay, I’ll listen.

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Crowds gathered also from the towns around Jerusalem, bringing their sick and those tormented by evil spirits, and all of them were healed.

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Do you think somebody could heal me?

You know what’s wrong with me.

I’m hungry.

I need treats.

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Then the high priest and all his associates, who were members of the party of the Sadducees, were filled with jealousy.  They arrested the apostles and put them in the public jail.

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Is that anything like my dog jail?

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But during the night an angel of the Lord opened the doors of the jail and brought them out.

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Hey person, if you find me outside my dog jail when you get home sometime, that’s because an angel of the Lord let me out.

Of course I’ll listen. This is getting good.

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“Go, stand in the temple courts,” the angel said, “and tell the people the full message of this new life.”

At daybreak they entered the temple courts as they had been told, and began to teach the people.

When the high priest and his associates arrived, they called together the elders of Israel – and sent to the jail for the apostles.

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Boy do they have a surprise coming.

I am too listening.

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But on arriving at the jail, the officers did not find them there. So they went back and reported. We found the jail securely locked, with the guards standing at the doors; but when we opened them, we found no one inside. On hearing this report, the captain of the temple guard and the chief priests were puzzled, wondering what would come of this.

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I think those guys are going to be in trouble.

Well, I get in trouble sometimes. Shouldn’t they?

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Then someone came and said, “Look! The men you put in jail are standing in the temple courts teaching the people.”

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I think that means the good guys always win.

Now where’s my treats?

 
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Posted by on July 6, 2014 in Bongo, Dogology, humor

 

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Deserted in the Storm

Bongo in his dog jail on his new bedYesterday was Independence Day and I think my people got it all wrong.

They thought they could be independent of me for awhile.

And they left me.

In dog jail.

While they went gallivanting about.

And while they were gone it rained.

And it thundered.

I got really scared.

I don’t think my people cared at all.

Because they didn’t get one drop of rain on them.

And the thunder was far away from where they were.

I hope you feel sorry for me now because I don’t think my people do.

They didn’t even bring me treats.

All they have to show for themselves are these pictures.

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Posted by on July 5, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Happy 4th of July!

Bongo and fireworks

 
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Posted by on July 4, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Eat Beans Day

Bongo with a can of beansToday is Eat Beans Day.

I was so excited when I heard that.

I mean, any holiday that has to do with food is okay by me.

I got out my can of beans and was ready to go when my person had to spoil the fun.

She reminded me of the last time I celebrated Eat Beans Day.

It wasn’t even on the right day so it shouldn’t count.

But I suddenly didn’t have an appetite for beans anymore.

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And I’d better warn you about what can happen on Eat Beans Day.

Here’s what happened to me.

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Who Spilled the Beans?

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Beans on the CarpetHey person, look at this pretty pattern I made on the carpet. Doesn’t it look nice?

What? I’m in trouble for that? No way!

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I didn’t do it person. Honest, I swear. Scratchy did it. Look, he’s standing right over there. I just saw it and thought it was pretty. You know how much he likes to go counter surfing.

Scratchy near the Beans

What do you mean, most of the beans are missing? I don’t know what happened to them. Did you check under the furniture? Maybe Scratchy ate them.

I bet he could. I bet Scratchy could eat that many beans if he really put his mind to it. Can we go for a walk now? I really feel like I need to go for a walk.

Aaaahhhhh! That feels much better. Relief!

What!? You found the missing beans? Oh no!

Busted!!!

 
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Posted by on July 3, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Short Stacks

Bongo and a bunch of rocksA long time ago some strange rock piles appeared where the boys used to hang out near my trails.

Those rock piles stayed in that spot for a very long time.

And more and more rock piles showed up there.

There were so many that I don’t think anybody could walk around there anymore.

I was going to check it out but my person wouldn’t let me.

She said those rock piles were taller than me and a rock might fall on my head.

I’m not sure why she was worried.

She says I have a hard head.

I think it was just her excuse to keep me away from there.

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But today, as I walked by that spot things were different.

The rock piles had shrunk – and some had gone away completely.

Bongo sniffing the rocks

Guess I’d better check for clues.

I’ve got to know what happened around here.

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This is bad.

This is really bad.

There are so many mixed messages around here that I’ll never sort it all out.

Bongo leaving a message on some rocks

Guess I’ll just leave one of my own.

 
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Posted by on July 2, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Spam

Bongo with a can of SpamI got really excited.

Because my person told me this would be a post about Spam.

So I got out a can of Spam and waited for my person to open it for me.

I mean, how can I write a post about something good to eat unless I scarf it down roll it around on my tongue and savor every last bit of it.

Then I can explain to you how great it tastes and tell you that you should get some too.

But my person wouldn’t open the can.

What does she want me to do?

Open it with my teeth?

I’ll do that if I have to.

My person told me this post was about another kind of spam.

What other kind of spam is there?

What do you mean, the kind I get on my blog all the time.

She must be hiding it from me or something, because if I got all the spam she says I do I’d be the happiest dog alive.

And I’m not.

Well, sometimes I get other treats – and then I am.

There’s one thing I want to know though.

WHERE’S MY SPAM?!!!

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Words and messages?

I’m getting words and messages that I don’t want on my blog?

And this one was the most creative one of all?

If it’s so creative why don’t I want it?

I should let everybody reading my blog decide for themselves?

(Big sigh.) Okay, here’s what it says.

“Hello, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just wondering if you get a lot of spam comments? If so how do you stop it, any plugin or anything you can suggest? I get so much lately it’s driving me mad so any help is very much appreciated.”

This is the spam I got?

This could drive a dog mad.

 
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Posted by on July 1, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Brushed

Gizmo waiting to be brushedGizmo, the cat that lives at my house now, is always up to some kind of mischief.

Sometimes I even get a little jealous because he comes up with things that I never thought of.

Like his latest form of mischief.

The way he’s managed to get extra love and attention.

Gizmo is always laying on his back in strange ways.

That’s not mischief in itself, but it is weird.

It’s what happened because Gizmo was lying on his back where the mischief comes in.

Gizmo got knots in the fur on his back.

Some people might feel sorry for Gizmo having knots in his fur but I think he did it on purpose.

I think he did it so he could get extra loves and attention.

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Because Gizmo likes to get brushed.

Gizmo getting brushed

And Gizmo conned my younger person into brushing him until those knots were all gone.

Gizmo enjoying the brushing

With my brush!

Okay, now that Gizmo is done it’s my turn, right?

Bongo with his brush

Right?

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Posted by on June 30, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Who to Obey?

Distant Shores Media/Sweet Publishing [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia CommonsI think that man that Peter healed in the last story still wants treats.

I know because he was hanging on to Peter and John.

If I hang on to you will you give me some treats?

I might get treats after I listen to the story?

Okay, I’m listening!

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While the beggar held on to Peter and John, all the people were astonished and came running to them in the place called Solomon’s Colonnade, so Peter began speaking to them.

The priests and the captain of the temple guard and the Sadducees came up to Peter and John while they were speaking to the people.

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Did they want treats too?

I am listening.

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They were greatly disturbed because the apostles were teaching the people and proclaiming in Jesus the resurrection of the dead. They seized Peter and John, and because it was evening, they put them in jail until the next day.

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They got locked in jail too?

I wonder if it was anything like my dog jail.

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But many who heard the message believed, and the number of men grew to about five thousand.

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If I could just get them to give me one treat each I’d be set for life.

Or at least for next week.

I’m listening.

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The next day the rulers, elders and teachers of the law met in Jerusalem. They had Peter and John brought before them and began to question them. “By what power did you do this?”

Then Peter, filled with the Holy Spirit, said to them: “Rulers and elders of the people! If we are being called to account today for an act of kindness shown to a cripple and are asked how he was healed, then know this, you and all the people of Israel: It is by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom you crucified but whom God raised from the dead, that this man stands before you healed. He is ‘the stone you builders rejected, which has become the capstone.’”

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That’s telling them!

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Peter continued, “Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved.

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Those guys better listen to Peter or they’re going to be lost for sure.

And they won’t get any treats either.

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When they saw the courage of Peter and John and realized that they were unschooled, ordinary men, they were astonished and they took note that these men had been with Jesus.

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I bet all those fish they ate made them smart.

Hey person, you need to give me more fish.

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But since they could see the man who had been healed standing there with them, there was nothing they could say. So they ordered them to withdraw from the Sanhedrin and then conferred together.

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I bet they’re going to ask Peter and John for some fish.

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“What are we going to do with these men?” they asked. “Everybody living in Jerusalem knows they have done an outstanding miracle, and we cannot deny it. But to stop this thing from spreading any further among the people, we must warn these men to speak no longer to anyone in this name.”

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They’re just upset because Jesus didn’t give them any treats.

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Then they called them in again and commanded them not to speak or teach at all in the name of Jesus. But Peter and John replied, “Judge for yourselves whether it is right in God’s sight to obey you rather than God. For we cannot help speaking about what we have seen and heard.”

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Those Sanhedrin guys ought to be nicer to Peter and John.

I bet Jesus would give them some fish if they were.

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After further threats they let them go. They could not decide how to punish them, because all the people were praising God for what had happened. For the man who was miraculously healed was over forty years old.

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Forty years is a long time to be waiting for treats.

By the way, where’s my treats?

You said – if I listened.

I did not hear you say might.

When you put treats in a sentence, that’s the only word I hear.

 
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Posted by on June 29, 2014 in Bongo, Dogology, humor

 

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My New Friend

Girl with a painted faceI got a new friend today.

My person must have been feeling guilty about not taking me to play with all those kids at Vacation Bible School…

…because she brought me a new friend.

It’s not every day that I get a new friend, so I was really excited when she showed up.

But I got kind of worried.

She might run out of room on her face for painting and try to paint mine.

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So I decided to take her for a walk.

Bongo sniffing a tree with a girl standing next to him

She started out to be a great walker.

Waiting patiently while I checked my messages.

Bongo sniffing while the girl is pulling on his leash

Well, I thought she was waiting patiently.

Come on, new friend.

I’m not finished checking my messages yet.

Bongo refusing to budge

This is really bad.

My person must have given my new friend lessons.

She’s yanking on my leash just like my person does.

I’d better explain to her what a disaster it could be if I miss an important message.

Bongo and the girl walking down the trail

Wait a minute, new friend.

You don’t get it.

I’ve got to go back.

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Does anybody know where there’s a training class to teach people how to walk their dogs?

 
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Posted by on June 28, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Sunglasses Day

Bongo with sunglasses hanging on his faceToday is Sunglasses Day.

I’ve got to figure these things out.

They don’t seem to stay on very well.

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Bongo with sunglasses on

That’s better.

I’ve finally got these sunglasses to stick.

Now I can go out and celebrate the day.

But something’s still not right.

These sunglasses just aren’t my style.

Oh, here’s another pair.

Let me try these on.

Bongo Wearing Sunglasses

Check out this cool dude.

What do you mean, you don’t recognize him?

It’s me!

 
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Posted by on June 27, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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