What do you mean, I’m not doing my job?
I work hard at my job. I’m passionate about my job. You’ve told me it’s one of the reasons people have dogs and I believe you.
So how can you say I’m not doing it?
I not only do my job, I actually create work for myself because I love doing it so much.
When you haven’t spilled anything on the floor I put things there myself so I have something to clean. Like the cat food.
See how hard I work?
You know I do it. I’m right under your feet when you’re at the kitchen counter making sure you don’t step on a single spilled crumb.
And once I’ve cleaned the floor I even go over it a second time. Just to make sure I didn’t miss anything.
I don’t see how you can possibly find any fault with my work performance.
Oh that. Surely you jest.
I don’t do olives.