No, not me.
It’s what’s behind me.
No, not the car!
It’s what’s on the car.
It’s something my person needs to get.
As a matter of fact, everyone who has a pet should have one.
But I don’t think my person cares.
Because if she cared enough she’d get one of those things.
Just to prove how much she loves me.
The sign says pet, not pets – so I know if my person gets one of these it’ll be about me.
Cats don’t count.
Besides, the cats are my pets – I’m just not allowed to get rid of them.
Oh, wait.
.
I guess maybe you can’t read that sign on the car.
Is that better?
Now to figure out how to convince my person she needs one.
A sign I mean. She already has a pet.