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Not a Weird Animal

Bongo waiting to come out of his kennelI’ve been working on this mystery all week.

Why does my person leave me in dog jail and leave the house talking about weird animals?

I think I might finally be getting somewhere.

I’ve been sneaking peaks at her camera when she’s not looking.

And I’ve finally found something.

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Pug

Hey wait a minute!

That’s not a weird animal.

That’s a dog.

Pug puppies in a kennelAnd those are puppies.

What’s so weird about that?

Did my person say she was hanging out with weird animals, or leaving the weird animals?

I’d better check this out.

She couldn’t be talking about me.

It must be the cats!

 
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Posted by on June 14, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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How Weird Can it Get?

Bongo with Detective Dog hat covering his eyesThe mystery is getting so deep I’m having trouble keeping my Detective Dog hat on.

All week my person has been leaving me and talking about weird animals.

What is she doing?

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I think I should be informed.

Tarantula crawling up an arm

Or maybe not.

Is there something crawling up my leg?

 
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Posted by on June 13, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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The Weird Mystery Deepens

Detective DogI had to put on my Detective Dog hat to start investigating these weird animals my person has been talking about.

The mystery is getting deeper and deeper.

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Snake over shoulders

What kind of a weird animal is this?

 
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Posted by on June 12, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Weird

Milton

 

I went to investigate those weird animals my person keeps talking about and I thought I’d start with her camera.

I found something that’s got me really confused.

Why is a mole out in the sunlight while I’m stuck in dog jail.

Bongo in dog jail looking sad

That’s weird.

 
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Posted by on June 11, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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I’ll Do it Tomorrow

Bongo playing with a friendI was getting ready to put on my Detective Dog hat and investigate those weird animals.

You know, the ones my person keeps talking about that for some reason are taking all her time from helping me with my blog.

But just as I went for my hat there was a knock on the door.

Knocks on the door are always exciting.

It means there’s a person on the other side.

And it was one of my friends.

He said he came to see Gizmo because Gizmo used to live with him.

But I know different.

He was looking for an excuse to come see me.

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Bongo and a friend playing tug o war

I’m all worn out now.

I’ll investigate those weird animals tomorrow.

 
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Posted by on June 10, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Weird Animal Investigation

Bongo's Face

 

This is terrible.

My person said something about Weird Animals and then she said she didn’t have time to write my blog post.

Who’s the weird animal anyway?

I’d better investigate this.

 
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Posted by on June 9, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Up in the Sky

Jesus ascending to heavenI’ve been out swimming – I mean baptizing – since you told me that story last week.

But I haven’t seen Jesus hanging around.

Isn’t He supposed to be with us?

I was kind of hoping He’d send some fish along while we’re out in all that water.

Okay, I’ll stop swimming long enough to listen.

But only if the story’s short.

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Jesus said to the disciples, “You will receive Power when the Holy Spirit comes on you, and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.

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Oh, maybe I’m still waiting for the Holy Spirit.

Then I’ll see some fish.

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After Jesus said this, He was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid Him from their sight.

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Now that’s freaky.

Maybe Jesus is going to send fish raining down.

I am listening.

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The disciples were looking intently up into the sky as Jesus was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them.

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Hey wait a minute.

I wanted fish, not people.

Those two men better give me loves at least.

Okay, I’ll listen.

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“Men of Galilee,” the men in white said, “why do you stand here looking into the sky?”

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Are those men dumb or what?

Oh, maybe they didn’t see Jesus going into the sky.

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The men continued, “This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven, will come back in the same way you have seen Him go into heaven.”

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Oh, now I get it.

I think.

Jesus is with us, but He’s in heaven, but He’s coming back.

Oh, umm.

Where’s Jesus now?

This is too much for me to think about.

Where’s the fish?

 
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Posted by on June 8, 2014 in Bongo, Dogology, humor

 

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In the Shadows

Bongo on the trail I finally figured it out.

I’m a genius!

I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before.

You see, my person is always making me wait while she takes pictures of flowers on my trails.

But she likes to take those pictures when the lighting is just right.

So I’ll only take her out on my trails when the lighting is all wrong.

When the sun is almost down and everything is in shadow.

The light’s no good for flower pictures, and this time of year the temperature is much better in the shadows.

So that’s what I’m gonna do.

No more walks in perfect light for my person.

It’s shadows from now on.

I bet her camera won’t even work.

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Hey person, what do you think you’re doing?

It must be some kind of reflex or something.

My person gets her camera out by pure habit.

Oh no.

Stop person!

Don’t click that camera!

Can’t you see you’re wasting your memory card space?

You might need it to take pictures of me.

What is this?

Either my person has lost it, or she can’t see anything in these shadows.

Grassy plant blooming

That’s not even a flower.

 
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Posted by on June 7, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Up to No Good

Bongo in his dog jail on his new bedI was hanging out in my dog jail – actually I was locked in my dog jail –

When Gizmo did what he does best.

Gizmo was up to no good.

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He tried to steal my frog.

Gizmo with a toy frog and a toy snake coming after him

But Gizmo didn’t realize I’d sent my snake to get him.

There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

 
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Posted by on June 6, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Enough Already

Bongo and a hedgehog cactus in bloomWhat is going on here?

These hedgehog cactus should have been done blooming a long time ago.

They’re torturing me, because my person won’t stop taking pictures of them.

Why don’t they just go away?

I keep thinking they’re gone and then some more of this colorful stuff pops up on my trails.

C’mon person. Haven’t you taken enough pictures of these cacti?

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Hedgehog cactus in bloomThere she goes again.

Hedgehog cactus blossom

And again.

Okay person, that’s enough.

I’m taking you home now.

You’re going to wear out your camera.

Person?

Hey person, what are you doing?

You are so misbehaved.

You’ve got to stop wandering off like that.

Oh no, look at this!

My person is so obsessed with her camera…

Prickly pear blossoms with an ant inside

…that she’s started taking pictures of ants.

Person, wouldn’t it have made more sense to wait until you had that ant in full view before you took the picture of it?

 
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Posted by on June 5, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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