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The Friendliest Dog

When I’m on my trails my person won’t let me get near any dogs that aren’t already my friends.

I don’t know how I’m supposed to make new friends if I can’t get near them.

But this cute little number…

…ran right up to me.

My person had no chance to put a damper on things.

And now I have a new girlfriend.

See, I get along fine with other dogs.

But could you just do something about my arch enemy – you know, that German Shepherd who lives around the corner from us?

Person, if you don’t stop talking to her person I’m going to give that dog what for again.

Only dogs I like are allowed on my trails.

Send the others away and I’ll get along with every dog I meet.

And I’ll be the friendliest dog around.

Posted by Bongo on October 15, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: friendly, girlfriend, Pets, Trail

Trail Spa

What is this?

Hmmm. It smells pretty good.

Kind of like one of my dog friends.

Wait a minute!

It is one of my dog friends.

Well, at least the hair of one of my dog friends.

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There’s dog hair all over around here.

Somebody has turned this into a dog grooming trail.

A lot has happened on my trails, but this is the first I’ve heard of anyone being groomed on my trails.

Hey person, how come you don’t groom me here?

This looks like the spot to do it.

But wait a minute.

If somebody’s turning my trails into a grooming spot –

the next thing they’ll probably do is turn them into a fancy spa.

And they’ll probably do something like turn it all…

…pink.

Oh dear.

I might have to look for a new trail.

Yikes!

I’m outta here!

Posted by Bongo on October 11, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: dog hair, Outdoors, Pets, pink, spa, sunset, Trail

End of the Walk

Hey person, look.

Over there.

There’s a storm on that mountain.

And if I can see the storm and hear the thunder then it’s far too close for comfort.

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Yup.

That’s the end of this walk.

Posted by Bongo on October 10, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Pets, Storm, Thunder, Thunderstorm, Trail, walk

They’re Back

They’re back.

They haven’t been hanging out on my trails for a long time.

But they’ve come back.

And that’s not good.

They’re not welcome on my trails.

Not ever.

I might have to go after them.

Find them and tell them to stay off my trails.

I bet I could get some of my dog friends to help.

And some of my people friends too.

Nobody likes them around.

They’re always up to no good.

And all it would take is a little bit of thoughtfulness.

A tiny bit of extra work.

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But no, that’s too much for them.

I guess you can’t expect much from such ugly creatures.

These litter bugs are never going to amount to anything.

Guess I’d better check for clues as to where these litter bugs are hiding.

Oh wait, I forgot something.

No one escapes from Detective Dog.

Posted by Bongo on October 9, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Detective Dog, litter, Litter Bugs, litterbugs, Pets, Trail

Pointing the Wrong Way

No no no, person.

You’re doing it all wrong.

You’re pointing your camera the wrong way.

You’re supposed to be pointing it at me.

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What are you doing anyway?

There’s nothing interesting over there.

I’m not sure why, but I have this sudden urge to howl.

Posted by Bongo on October 7, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Camera, moon, Pets, Sedona, Sedona Arizona, Sugarloaf, Trail

Big Mistake

Boy did I make a big mistake today.

A really big one.

Here’s what happened.

I took my person for a walk and we got to the place where we usually turn around and head back.

It was a really nice day and I wasn’t ready to head back yet.

So I kept on going.

Up the dry wash.

Usually my person won’t let me go further, but today she did.

And that was the biggest mistake of all.

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Because you know what my person did then?

She found flowers.

And not just a few flowers.

She found red ones, and purple ones, and yellow ones.

Can we go now, person?

This is getting really boring.

Posted by Bongo on October 4, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Camera, flowers, mistake, Pets, Photography, purple flowers, red flowers, Trail, walk, yellow flowers

Look Over There

Hey person, look over there.

No, no person.

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You’re looking in the totally wrong direction.

Don’t look over here.

It’s over there I want you to look.

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I knew it!

I just can’t keep my person and her camera away from flowers.

Does anybody want a well used camera?

I’m giving one away.

As soon as I can wrestle it away from my person.

Posted by Bongo on October 3, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Camera, flowers, Pets, Photography, Trail, Wildflower, yellow flowers

My Favorite Things

This is one of my favorite things to do.

I wait until I’m on a part of my trails that is really narrow.

First I make sure I’m ahead of my person.

Then I check my messages (and sometimes leave some) and my person has to wait till I’m done.

Posted by Bongo on October 1, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: messages, Pets, sniffing, Trail

Who Loves Me?

A few days ago I found a heart on my trails.

I’m sure one of my girlfriends left it for me, but she still hasn’t shown her furry face.

And then you know what happened?

The heart disappeared.

Now I’ll never find out which girlfriend it was.

This is so sad.

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But something new appeared where that heart had been.

And even though I might never find out which girlfriend loves me – I know exactly who loves me now.

Jesus loves me!

Woo woo!

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Posted by Bongo on September 30, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: cross, heart, Jesus, love, Pets, rock heart, Trail

Follow the Leader

I must really be a leader.

Because today my blog has 1000 followers.

One thousand dogs, and people – and cats – and a few other animals following me.

Of course, some of them say they’re following me but they’re not.

Well, they sort of are.

But if they were really following me wouldn’t I have at least one thousand people and animals reading my posts every day?

And I don’t.

I guess a follower or two dropped off somewhere along the wayside.

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Hey, I know a way to get all those followers following me.

I’ll give a guided tour of my trails.

And invite all of my followers to come along.

I’m sure they’ll all show up for that.

Wouldn’t that be cool?

One thousand people and animals all following along on my trails.

I’m setting the date for tomorrow.

So come on over and get in line.

The first one here gets to step in right behind me.

And I’ll show you what it’s like to follow the leader.

Posted by Bongo on September 27, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Followers, leader, Pets, Trail

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