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About Bongo

I am a dog who has lots of mini adventures that I love to share. I live with a cat named Scratchy who sometimes steals my blog, and with two people. When my adventures don't turn out so well I get my person to laugh while she helps me write my blog and then I don't get into as much trouble.

Litter Bugs

Bongo checking out litterI am so upset. My trails are usually kept really clean, but the other day I found that stuff left by the crack creatures – and now this. And there aren’t even any cracks around this part of my trails.

So who can be leaving this stuff?

They’re obviously friends of the crack creatures – or – maybe they’re not.

Maybe they’re having a littering duel. To see who can litter the most.

This is terrible! This means I could be finding more litter on my trails. I’m going to have to do something about this.

I know! I’ll get one of those litter bugs. Or maybe a whole army of litter bugs. They get rid of litter, don’t they?

They could go wandering along my trails and eat all the litter they find. The way things are going lately they would find plenty to eat.

There’s just one thing I still have to figure out.

Once the crack creatures and those other guys run out of litter to leave on my trails – what do I do with the litter bugs?

 
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Posted by on June 26, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Color the Sky

Bongo on the TrailI was walking along my trails today minding my own business when I looked up in the sky and saw something strange. White things.

I’ve seen those white things in the sky before, but it’s been a long time. I was beginning to think that the only color the sky came in was blue.

Oh yeah, clouds. That’s what those white things are called. I’d almost forgotten.

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Clouds

Oh, no! Those clouds remind me of something else that starts coming this time of year. Something I don’t like at all. Thunder!

Hey person, let’s get home. I don’t want to find any thunder out here. Some of my friends who live other places are already getting thunder. Yikes!

What? There’s no thunder in those clouds? How do you know, person?

They might not look like thunder clouds. But I don’t want to take any chances. Have you got any blue crayons, person?

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Posted by on June 25, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Seeds, Treats, and the Word

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, Landscape with the Parable of the Sower, 1557. Image via Wikipedia

Hey person, are you going to tell me one of those Pair a Bulls again so I can make up a new story to go with it?

Woo woo! Which one are you going to tell me?

I am listening. And I’m sitting too.

My person says that Jesus told a story to a large crowd about a farmer who went out to sow his seed.

Did that farmer put seeds in his sewing machine? Wouldn’t that mess it up?

I’m listening, but…

As the farmer scattered the seed some fell along the path, was trampled on, and the birds ate it.

Oh, I get it now. He didn’t even have a sewing machine.

Yes, I’m listening.

Some of the seed fell on rock and the plants withered because they had no moisture.

All of the plants are withering around here this summer.

Okay, I’ll be quiet.

Some seed fell among thorns, which grew up with it and choked the plants.

Yikes!

Other seed fell on good soil. It grew and yielded a crop, a hundred times more than was sown.

Wow! That’s a big crop.

Is that it? That’s the end of the story?

What? You mean the disciples didn’t even know what the story meant? Jesus had to tell them? What did he say?

The seed is the word of God? Really?

So those along the path heard the word, and then the devil came and took it away from their hearts so they wouldn’t believe and be saved.

Oops! What else?

The ones on the rock receive the word with joy, but they have no root. So they believe for awhile but when a time of testing comes they fall away.

What about the thorns?

Those hear the word but they are choked by life’s worries, riches and pleasures, and they don’t mature.

Am I mature, person? I am, aren’t I?

Okay, what’s the last one?

The seed on the good soil stands for those with a noble and good heart, who hear the word, retain it, and by persevering produce a crop.

That’s got to be me. I could grow carrots. I like carrots. Maybe beans.

Is it my turn now, person? Do I get to make up a story?

Okay, here goes. A person took her dog out to play and tossed some treats to him. But the person was a lousy shot.

The first treat landed way past where the dog was. A crafty coyote ate the treat before the dog could get to it.

The next treat fell in the road and a car ran over it and smashed it to smithereens.

Another treat fell in the middle of a prickly pear cactus and the dog couldn’t get it because there were too many pricklers in the way.

But the person finally learned how to throw right and the dog caught the next treat, and got so many more treats after that that he shared the treats with his friends.

Hey person, that made me hungry. Can you get me a treat? Just make sure you aim right when you toss it to me.

 
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Posted by on June 24, 2012 in Bongo, Dogology, humor

 

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Dancing Dog Party

LeighLa and BongoYesterday I was really bummed because it was National Dog Party Day and I didn’t get to have a party – or even go to one.

All I got to do was hang out around the house with my person, and she was on her computer all day. Then both my people even left me for awhile. It was Take Your Dog to Work Day and they left me home alone. With a cat!

Finally, they came home and my person decided I could take her for a walk.

We walked along my trails and didn’t see anybody. Then we arrived at my turning around point and there she was. LeighLa. One of my girlfriends.

Maybe it was only a little dog party, but any dog party is better than no dog party.

I got to dance with LeighLa.

Bongo and LeighLa Dancing

And we danced.

LeighLa and Bongo dancing

And we danced some more.

Bongo and LeighLa dancing

I think I wore her out because she couldn’t keep up with me on our way back down the trails.

I’ll catch up with her next time. I see some more dogs to party with. Woo woo!

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Posted by on June 23, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Dog Party Day

Bongo with Dog Party HatWoo woo! I just found out today is a Double Dog Day Celebration. Not only is it National Take Your Dog to Work Day today, it is also National Dog Party Day.

This is too cool. I’m getting ready to party!

Hey person, did all the invites to all my dog friends get sent out in the mail?

Did you buy all the party hats and dog treats?

Oh, and I saw a video of a fire hydrant piñata full of dog treats and toys for all the dogs at the party. Make sure you get one of those for us.

I think some cake and ice cream would be good too. After all, this is a party.

We’re going to have so much fun at my party. We can play Frisbee and catch. Hey person, can you get a pool too so we have water to splash in?

I can’t wait till all my dog friends get here. What time is it, person? When are all my friends coming?

What, no party!??? Why not?

There’s no party in Sedona, or even Arizona? There’s only parties in San Diego, Miami, and New York? That’s not fair.

Hey wait a minute. I have dog blogging friends in all those cities. Maybe they’ll invite me to their parties.

 
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Posted by on June 22, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Take Your Dog to Work Day

Bongo's HeadWoo woo! Tomorrow is June 22nd and you know what day that is? It’s National Take Your Dog to Work Day. But I think that should be changed to International Take Your Dog to Work Day because some of my dog friends live in other countries.

So person, are you going to take me to work with you? Huh, huh, huh? I’m all ready to be taken to work. I could even help you.

Where are you going to take me? We could go hang out at the church where you work. Maybe I could play with some of those kids you teach Sunday school to.

Or that place where you meet to lead your Bible study. What is that place? That place with all the stars and the bucks? Are those the dollar kind of bucks or the deer kind of bucks? Could you take me there so I can find out? Maybe I could get rich there – or at least have something to chase around while you’re studying all those Bibles under the stars.

Wait a minute! What!?? You’re taking me to work but I don’t get to go anywhere? I don’t get it.

You’re working at home tomorrow? That’s no fair.

Can you take the day off so we can go somewhere?

 
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Posted by on June 21, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Creatures in Cracks

Teabag on the ground and Bongo with his nose in a crack in the rockCheck this out. I found some really strange things on my trails. A plastic bag thingy and a metal box. And both of them are close to cracks in the rocks.

You know what that means. It means there are creatures that live deep down in those cracks, and they’re cleaning house. They’re moving stuff out that they don’t want any more.

Someone needs to tell those crack creatures about littering. Just because they don’t want something in their house doesn’t mean they have to leave it cluttering up my trails.

After all, what if all the creatures who live in cracks around here started cleaning house at the same time. Can you imagine what a mess that would be? Plastic bag thingies and metal boxes all over the place. They might even start throwing out dust bunnies and single socks. That could make a big mess on my trails.

I wonder how far down in the cracks those creatures live. I’d better see if I can get to them and give them what for.

Then I’m going to make them take all their stuff back and put it in garbage cans so the crack creature garbage truck can stop by to pick it up.

Altoids on a rock and Bongo's nose in a crack in the rock

 
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Posted by on June 20, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Broke My Leash

Bongo and his leashWhat do you mean I don’t get to go for a walk? You and my younger person left me home alone all day and now I don’t even get a walk?

What does that matter? Just because I broke my leash when I ran off yesterday and got it tangled around a bush I don’t get to go for a walk? You don’t need a leash, person. I can take you for a walk without a leash.

Why didn’t you get me a new leash then? My younger person got all those big metal things and little metal things today. You could have at least gotten me a leash too.

They don’t sell leashes at the metal thingy store? I thought they had stores that sold everything.

Well, tomorrow you’d better go to the leash store person, because if you don’t bring home a leash that works I’m definitely not taking you for a walk.

Tool box and tools

Metal Things

 
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Posted by on June 19, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Scratchy’s Blog

Scratchy at the ComputerThis is Scratchy here. Don’t tell Bongo, but I found the computer on with nobody around. It’s been a long time since I’ve stolen been on Bongo’s blog and I think it’s my turn to get a little attention. After all, why should he have friends all over the world and not me? I want some blogging friends too.

So I’m going to type a little about my adventures. Oh, wait a minute. I don’t have any adventures. What can I tell you about?

Hey, why is this screen black? How do you turn this thing on?

Hey Bongo…

Oops, I can’t ask Bongo how to turn it on. Then he’ll know I was trying to mess with his blog.

No Bongo. I wasn’t using your computer. Why would I want to get on your blog anyway? It’s mostly just read by a bunch of dogs. I was just checking out this stool. It’s pretty comfy.

Bongo, I am getting down now. You can stop jumping.

Scratchy getting ready to leave the computer

You can have your old blog. I’m going to take a nap.

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Posted by on June 18, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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The Prodigal Dog

The Return of the Prodigal Son (Leonello Spada, Louvre, Paris) Image via Wikipedia

Hey person, will you tell me another one of those stories Jesus told about the two bulls.

Yeah, that’s what I mean. One of those pair a bulls that Jesus told.

My person says one of Jesus’ famous parables is about a son who just wants to party. So he talks his father into giving him his inheritance early and he goes to a faraway land and spends it all partying. After the son’s money is gone there’s a famine in the land and the only job he can get is one feeding pigs.

Hey, there’s animals in this story. Did he get all muddy with the pigs?

I am listening person.

He what? He didn’t have anything to eat? Those pigs had something to eat.

Okay. I’ll listen.

The son decided to go home and work for his father like a hired servant. At least he would have something to eat. But when he was still a long way off his father saw him and ran to him. He was so happy that his son was home that he treated him royally and had a big feast for him.

The older son, who had been home serving his father the whole time got really upset that his younger brother, who had squandered all his father’s money, was getting a feast in his honor. The older son felt that he’d never had such special treatment and he’d always done everything right.

Didn’t that older son even get a birthday party?

Okay, I’m listening. I promise.

The father told the older son that he has always been with him, and everything the father has belongs to the older son. But his brother was dead and now is alive, was lost and is found.

Hey person, can I try updating this story so my friends will understand it better?

Okay, here goes.

A young pup talked his person into giving him an extra share of meaty bones and then he ran off with them. He had a big party and treated his friends to some of the bones and gave some to girl dogs so they’d let him make more young pups.

Then he ran out of bones and he couldn’t find anything to eat. His friends he’d shared his bones with had all disappeared and the girl dogs were too busy feeding their puppies.

So he tucked his tail between his legs and headed back home, hoping he could do something to earn his keep and his person would let him stay.

When he got close to home his person saw him and ran out to him. His person gave him a great big bowl of the best dog food and some more meaty bones too.

But the other dog that lived there got really upset. He was always a good dog and he didn’t get any meaty bones.

The dog’s person gave the other dog some loves and told him he always had a home and love there, but he had thought the young pup was dead or lost, and now he was alive and found.

Hey person, if I run off and come back will you give me some meaty bones?

 
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Posted by on June 17, 2012 in Bongo, Dogology, dogs, humor

 

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