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Pigs in Jail

21 Jun

A couple days ago I had a rumbly in my tummy and I wasn’t feeling very good.

The bed in my dog jail is comfy so I was spending a little more time in there than usual.

But I had to go get a drink of water and when I came back things weren’t the same as I left them.

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My dog jail was no longer empty.

It had occupants.

My dog jail had pigs inside!

How did my dog jail turn into a pig jail?

Where did these pigs come from anyway?

I still had that rumbly in my tummy and I didn’t feel up to solving this mystery, so I decided to get rid of it instead.

Pigs, get out!

***

I finally got the pigs out of my dog jail, but now what.

I couldn’t have pigs running all over the house.

So I corralled them over to the door.

And they just sat there looking at it.

I tried giving those pigs a shove.

And they still didn’t budge.

So I finally decided to try a different tactic.

Hey pigs, you see that door there?

Now follow me!

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Posted by Bongo on June 21, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: dog jail, dog kennel, kennel, Pets, pigs, pink pigs, toy pigs

Weird

11 Jun

I went to investigate those weird animals my person keeps talking about and I thought I’d start with her camera.

I found something that’s got me really confused.

Why is a mole out in the sunlight while I’m stuck in dog jail.

That’s weird.

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Posted by Bongo on June 11, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: dog jail, Milton, Mole, Pets, Weird Animals

Up to No Good

06 Jun

I was hanging out in my dog jail – actually I was locked in my dog jail –

When Gizmo did what he does best.

Gizmo was up to no good.

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He tried to steal my frog.

But Gizmo didn’t realize I’d sent my snake to get him.

There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

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Posted by Bongo on June 6, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Cat, Cats and Dogs, dog jail, Frog, Gizmo, Pets, Snake

The Visitor

19 May

I’m not sure who was up to the most mischief today.

My person, or the visitor.

You see, my person saw a visitor in our driveway today and you know what she did?

She came in, got her camera, and locked me in jail!

You hear that?

She locked me in dog jail.

I wanted to visit the visitor, and she locked me in dog jail.

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And then she went out to take pictures.

And what was that visitor doing in my yard?

And what was it doing hanging around waiting for my person to get her camera?

We’ve seen a couple snakes on my trails lately.

And my person used some excuse about them hiding before she could get her camera out, and she wouldn’t take any pictures.

But this snake – in my yard – hangs around waiting until my person gets back outside with her camera.

Without me.

I think my person and that snake had this all planned out.

Just wait till I get my paws on my person’s camera.

We’ll see who visits my yard then.

Click here to find more mischievous pets.

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Posted by Bongo on May 19, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Camera, dog jail, kennel, mischief, Pets, sand snake, Snake, visitor, yard

Cats Confide

09 May

“Hey Scratchy, what are we going to do about Bongo?”

“He’s locked up in dog jail Gizmo. I don’t think we have to do anything.”

“But what if he gets out?”

“He won’t get out. He never has yet. He couldn’t even chew his way out during a thunderstorm.”

“I’ve got a friend visiting today. What if she opens the door and lets him out?”

“Oh, yeah you’re right Gizmo. What about this rope here?”

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“That rope’s too short to tie Bongo up with. But I’ve got a better idea.”

“Great idea Gizmo. That was brilliant.”

“He’ll never get out of that dog jail now, will he Scratchy?”

“Not a chance. And Bongo will finally realize that not everyone who comes here to visit is coming specifically for his benefit.”

“She’ll never be able to get Bongo out of there. She’ll probably give up before she even tries.”

“I’ll bet she won’t even notice that rope anyway because we both know she’s coming over here to see me.”

“Hey Bongo, are you having fun in there?”

***

This blog post was brought to you by “the cats.”

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Posted by Bongo on May 9, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Cat, Cats and Dogs, dog jail, dog kennel, Gizmo, kennel, Pets, rope, Scratchy

Cat Mischief

24 Mar

Those cats are still hanging out at my house having a cat party.

This must be the longest cat party ever.

But I guess they wore themselves out and decided to take naps.

The only problem is that Gizmo took his nap in my dog jail kennel.

What’s a cat doing in a dog’s kennel? My kennel at that!

Well, I’d had enough of all the mischief going on around here so I told Gizmo he’d better get out of my kennel.

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And you know what he did?

He made sure there was no room left for me.

Cats!

What do you do with them?

You can’t beat them and you can’t join them.

So I did the next best thing.

I kissed him.

Click here to find more mischievous pets.

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Posted by Bongo on March 24, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Cat, Cats and Dogs, dog jail, dog kennel, Gizmo, kennel, Kiss, mischief, Pets

Butterflies and Birds

08 Mar

What a terrible day!

My person put on her shoes and I thought she was going to take me somewhere.

But she put me in dog jail instead.

And she left.

She does that all the time but this was different.

I just knew she was going somewhere special.

And she didn’t take me.

Her camera got to go though.

Somehow I think that camera is more important than I am.

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So if you want to see what her camera was up to you can look down below.

But don’t tell my person that my younger person came home early and let me out of dog jail.

And don’t tell her that I got to go for a walk with Toby.

I said don’t tell.

***

Do you believe my person wanted to take pictures of butterflies when she could have taken pictures of me?

She even found an angel butterfly.

I’m the perfect angel. Where are the pictures of me?

But to make it even worse, she had to rub it in with some pesky birds.

I think I’ll go over to Toby’s house.

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Posted by Bongo on March 8, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: birds, Butterflies, Butterfly Wonderland, dog jail, Pets, Photography, Toby

Worst Mischief Ever

24 Feb

Scratchy, the cat I live with has really been full of mischief lately and I was about to post more of the mischief he’s been pulling.

But I had to change things around.

You see, over the weekend my younger person’s friend came over and he was so full of mischief that he deserves star billing.

He locked my frog in dog jail – and then to make it even worse, he locked himself in there with the frog.

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But no one can hold mischief over me for long.

I rescued the frog.

Poor frog. Did they hurt you?

I’d better remove my frog from dog jail.

Nobody’s locking up my frog again.

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Posted by Bongo on February 24, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: dog jail, dog toy, Frog, mischief, Pets, Scratchy, squeaky dog toys, Toy

Mischievous Cat

21 Feb

Scratchy, the cat I live with doesn’t have his own blog because his life if boring.

He just hangs around the house.

No adventures. Nothing.

But lately Scratchy has been getting into so much mischief.

So much that I can’t wait for the Monday Mischief blog hop and post.

It would be way too long of a post.

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You know what Scratchy did this morning?

You can kind of get an idea from the picture of him.

You see that thing he’s sleeping on.

Well, that’s my squeaky bear.

First Scratchy took over my old bed, and now he thinks he can steal my squeaky bear too.

Scratchy, you’d better think twice about stealing my bear because if you don’t give it back I’m locking you in dog cat jail.

Alright Scratchy.

Here I come!

Give me back my bear now or you’re in for it.

Fine, go up there.

I guess you can’t do much mischief on top of the cabinets.

At least I got my bear back.

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Posted by Bongo on February 21, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Bear, Cat, Cats and Dogs, dog jail, mischief, Pets, Scratchy

No Fair!

25 Jan

Sometimes life just isn’t fair.

Like today for example.

I got stuck in my kennel all day.

All day, mind you.

While my person went off and had fun all day.

And then she had to show me pictures to rub it in.

She hung out with ducks.

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I don’t know why she didn’t take me.

I could have gone swimming and duck chasing all at the same time.

I would have broken up that fight.

But I guess my person didn’t like the duck violence because then she started checking out a crane.

Something was chasing that crane off.

I’m not sure if it was the duck fight or my person’s camera.

So my person left those birds and found more fun stuff – without me.

I bet I could have gone for a ride in that pink car.

Or maybe not. I guess if the car took off they’d have to change the name of that road.

But here’s the worst part.

My person actually hung out with other dogs – without me.

At first I thought she went to visit my friend Kevin…

But my person said there was no way she could have gone to Japan and back in a day.

I’m not sure I believe her.

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Posted by Bongo on January 25, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: crane, dog jail, ducks, Kevin, Pets, Photography, pink car, Shiba Inu

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