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Cat Mischief

Gizmo stretched out in Bongo's kennelThose cats are still hanging out at my house having a cat party.

This must be the longest cat party ever.

But I guess they wore themselves out and decided to take naps.

The only problem is that Gizmo took his nap in my dog jail kennel.

What’s a cat doing in a dog’s kennel? My kennel at that!

Well, I’d had enough of all the mischief going on around here so I told Gizmo he’d better get out of my kennel.

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And you know what he did?

Gizmo on his back in Bongo's kennel

He made sure there was no room left for me.

Cats!

What do you do with them?

You can’t beat them and you can’t join them.

So I did the next best thing.

Bongo kissing Gizmo

I kissed him.

Monday Mischief Pet Blog Hop

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Posted by on March 24, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Cat Party Continues

Bongo looking distressedThis is really bad.

The cat party is still going on around here.

Didn’t anybody tell Scratchy that parties only last a few hours?

They’re not supposed to go on for days.

And these cats are getting into so much mischief.

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Look at this!

Tiberius and Gizmo on the bed

They’re hanging out on the bed.

I’m not allowed on the bed.

And if I even go near the couch I get yelled at.

Tiberius, Gizmo, and Scratchy on the couch

But look where all those cats are sleeping.

It’s no fair. It’s just not fair!

Somebody’s got to do something about these cats.

Wait. What?

What are you doing Tiberius?

Tiberius rubbing on Bongo

Oh, no!

No cat’s gonna come rubbing up on me.

Bongo walking away from Tiberius

I’m outta here!

Bongo's face

Can somebody please help me?

 
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Posted by on March 19, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Invasion!

Bongo wearing a red bandannaOn Friday my person rescued me from the dog hotel – I mean, she came and forced me away. I was having so much fun I didn’t want to leave.

I got home and looked forward to a nice, long nap when I noticed something was afoot.

Cats.

Scratchy had invited Gizmo over for a sleepover.

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Remember Gizmo?

Gizmo

So now I had two cats to put up with.

I wandered around the house looking for a comfy, peaceful place to lie down where there weren’t any cats, when I saw him.

Tiberius peeking out from under a futon

Gizmo brought his friend Tiberius with him.

The cats were having a party.

And there was no holding them back.

They took over my kennel.

Tiberius in Bongo's kennel

Gizmo getting out of Bongo's kennel

Gizmo, don’t try to deny it. I know you were checking out my dog jail kennel.

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They took over the floor.

Gizmo on the floor

Then they took over the couch.

Gizmo and Tiberius on the couch

Hey, that’s my couch!

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They tried to steal my snake.

Gizmo lying in front of toy snake

Gizmo, get away from my snake!

Tiberius near Bongo's toy snake

Not you too, Tiberius!

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The cats even took over the counter.

Gizmo and Scratchy on the kitchen counter

Scratchy, can you take your cat party outside?

Gizmo looking out the window at a cat

Gizmo, what are you up to now?

Siamese cat on a garden wall

Oh, no. Don’t you dare invite another cat to your party.

Can somebody please help me!?

 
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Posted by on March 17, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Mischievous Cat

Scratchy sleeping on a toy bearScratchy, the cat I live with doesn’t have his own blog because his life if boring.

He just hangs around the house.

No adventures. Nothing.

But lately Scratchy has been getting into so much mischief.

So much that I can’t wait for the Monday Mischief blog hop and post.

It would be way too long of a post.

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You know what Scratchy did this morning?

You can kind of get an idea from the picture of him.

You see that thing he’s sleeping on.

Well, that’s my squeaky bear.

First Scratchy took over my old bed, and now he thinks he can steal my squeaky bear too.

Scratchy, you’d better think twice about stealing my bear because if you don’t give it back I’m locking you in dog cat jail.

Scratchy alone in the kennel

Alright Scratchy.

Here I come!

Give me back my bear now or you’re in for it.

Scratchy on the cabinets

Fine, go up there.

I guess you can’t do much mischief on top of the cabinets.

Bongo with his bear

 At least I got my bear back.

 
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Posted by on February 21, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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National Dress Up Your Pet Day

Scratchy in a T-shirtToday is a really special holiday. At least I think it’s a special holiday.

It’s National Dress Up Your Pet Day.

I got all excited until I realized – I don’t have any pets.

So I did the next best thing.

I decided that Scratchy would be my pet for the day.

That way I could dress him up any way I wanted.

But then I had another problem.

My people are way bigger than Scratchy.

How am I ever going to find something to dress him in?

Then I had an idea.

My younger person doesn’t clean out his closet very often.

So I snuck in there – don’t you dare tell him – I would get in real trouble – I’m not supposed to even be in his room. I don’t know why he has a problem with my hair.

He has hair.

So anyway, I went through his closet and I found it.

A very small shirt that he had decorated when he was little.

And I put it on Scratchy.

Scratchy started to step right out of that shirt.

And the decorations didn’t even show.

So I decorated him with a bow.

Scratchy in a t-shirt with a bow on his head

And then you know what Scratchy did?

I’m telling too.

Because he went right into my younger person’s closet.

And then he dressed me up as a Cub Scout.

Bongo in a Boy Scout shirt

I couldn’t stop him. He threatened me with his claws.

 
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Posted by on January 14, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Scratchy, Get Off!

Bongo caught lying in his kennelI have this really cool new dog bed in my dog jail.

But now I have a problem.

You see, I still have an old dog bed.

Right now my old bed has a hole in it, so my person put it by the sewing machine until she gets around to fixing that hole.

But Scratchy decided to take over my bed.

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Scratchy sleeping on Bongo's bed

 Scratchy, can’t you see that’s a dog bed?

Those are dog paw prints on that bed – not cat prints.

I don’t believe this!

Scratchy gets to sleep anywhere he wants.

He can sleep on any of the couches and even on my person’s bed.

I’m only allowed to sleep on the floor and on my dog beds.

Somehow I feel like a second class citizen.

I only have two dog beds to sleep on and Scratchy has all those nice, comfy places to sleep – and he decides to sleep on one of my beds.

Scratchy, if you don’t hurry up and get off my bed I’m going to give you what for.

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I guess that did it.

I scared him off that time.

Scratchy sitting in front of the computer screen

That’s a much better place for Scratchy. Right in front of the computer screen.

Oh, wait. I hope my person has finished typing up my blog post.

 
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Posted by on January 2, 2014 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Conflict in the Kennel

Bongo and Scratchy in the kennel togetherScratchy!

What are you doing in my dog jail kennel?

You don’t belong in here.

This is my place. My our person bought this for me.

You’d better get out of here.

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Bongo starting to go after Scratchy in the kennel

Scratchy, I mean it.

You need to get out of here now.

Bongo looking patient while Scratchy gets upset

Scratchy, I’m trying to be nice about this.

Why is it you don’t want to cooperate?

All you have to do is get out of my kennel and go find your own place to sleep.

Scratchy giving Bongo what for in the kennel

Alright, that does it.

That’s enough.

I’ll deal with this later.

Scratchy, if you want to be in here so bad you can stay in here.

I’m outta here!

Scratchy alone in the kennel

Monday Mischief Pet Blog Hop

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Posted by on November 18, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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World Kindness Day

Bongo looking kindToday is World Kindness Day. I figure it’s a really good holiday for me because I’m just naturally kind.

It’s totally my second nature.

Eating treats is my first.

I’m always doing kind things such as taking my person for walks.

Can you imagine how out of shape she would be if I didn’t do that?

And I’m kind by giving loves to anyone who wants them. (Cute girls are my favorite though.)

I’m kind by cleaning up the kitchen floor so my person doesn’t have to mop as often.

Frankly, I don’t know why she mops at all. I think I do a pretty good job of cleaning.

I actually spend my whole day being kind in one way or another, so maybe I should name every day World Kindness Day.

What? What are you saying, person?

Now, that’s going a bit too far.

You mean I have to be kind to Scratchy too?

I’ll be kind to Scratchy alright. As soon as he gives me my ball back.

Bongo waiting for Scratchy to toss him the ball

Come on Scratchy, I really want that ball.

Bongo looking at a tennis ball

Okay fine Scratchy. Now that you gave me my ball I’ll share the water in my water dish with you.

Scratchy standing by while Bongo drinks water

As soon as I’m finished with it.

 
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Posted by on November 13, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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The Next Challenge

Bongo in his kennel with the door openIf you’ve been reading my blog over the past couple weeks or so you probably know that my person recently got me a dog jail.

I tried to put Scratchy in it and turn it into a cat jail, but for some reason that didn’t work.

And I keep getting locked in that dog jail every time my person leaves the house.

Don’t tell my person, but I have to admit something.

I’m kind of starting to like that dog jail.

And here’s why.

I’m getting a lot of extra treats because of it.

Every time my person wants me to go in there she puts treats inside.

I hope she never finds out that I’ll go in there without the treats, because treats are what I live for.

And I can sleep in that dog jail just as well as I can sleep on the carpet.

But there is one problem with it.

While I’m locked in dog jail I can’t steal the cat food.

So I’m having to take some bigger chances.

It’s easier when my person isn’t in the house, but now the farthest away she’ll be without seeing me is another room.

Next time I think I’d better wait until she’s farther away than the next room.

You had your camera in your hand already?

Person, you can’t put these pictures on my blog. There’s dirty dishes on your counter.

Bongo on the counter stealing the cat food

As long as my person is going to embarrass herself with these pictures, I might as well finish the job.

Bongo eating all the cat food

At least if I get in trouble now it was worth it.

Monday Mischief Pet Blog Hop

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Posted by on November 11, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Sand Pile

Bongo near a sand pileCheck this out. Someone made me a sand pile.

I really don’t know what to do with it though.

Cats like sand piles. Maybe I should take it home to Scratchy.

Maybe he’d bury his claws in this sand and I’d never see them again.

Come on, person. Help me pick up this sand pile. We’ve got to take it home for Scratchy.

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What do you mean, you won’t help me with it?

Well in that case…

Bongo's shadow over the sand pile

Maybe I can cover up this sand pile with my shadow.

I wouldn’t want any other cats finding it and stealing it.

But maybe I should figure out who made this sand pile in the first place.

Bongo sniffing near the sand pile

Hmm. Not much here.

There’s nothing that’s even worth smelling.

Bongo sniffing sand not near the sand pile

Yup, this smells better over here.

I think I’ll just check stuff out over here for awhile. Maybe a cat will show up and make that sand pile smell better.

Hey person, do you think we could go get Scratchy and bring him out to the sand pile?

 
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Posted by on November 7, 2013 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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