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About Bongo

I am a dog who has lots of mini adventures that I love to share. I live with a cat named Scratchy who sometimes steals my blog, and with two people. When my adventures don't turn out so well I get my person to laugh while she helps me write my blog and then I don't get into as much trouble.

Jumping or Loves

Bongo getting ready to jumpWoo woo! My younger person came home for another visit.

Hey Younger Person, what is it you want me to do? Don’t you think you should put your hands down and give me some loves?

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Bongo starting to jump

Okay fine. You’re going to make me work for those loves? I have to come up to your hands? Hey, what is that thing you’re holding anyway? Guess I’d better take a closer look.

Bongo Jumping

Come on. You’re not giving me a chance. I’m trying to check that thing out and you’re making it go further away.

Your hand has got to get tired sometime. If I keep jumping I’ll eventually catch it.

Bongo in the air

Never mind. You can keep your hand up there. This jumping thing is fun!

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Posted by on August 25, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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I Pick the Pets

Bongo with squeaky toysOkay person, whatever you do, you’re not bringing home a new pet without my permission. I don’t care what size it is, or how fuzzy it is, I’ve got to check that pet out before you’re allowed to bring it home.

If you find a puppy, it’s got to be the right puppy. That puppy would have to play with me when I want it to, and let me take my naps when I’m ready for one.

And if you get a kitten it better be a cuddly one. Either that or one that will keep Scratchy occupied so he doesn’t bother me.

You’d better not get any birds though, because Scratchy would give the birds what for. And he might do that with any cute little animals you decide to bring home.

Maybe you could get a rabbit – but it has to be a big one so it can hold its own with Scratchy. On second thought, maybe not. I’ve heard those rabbits leave little pellets all over the place. I wonder if they taste good – I mean, maybe you could teach the rabbit to use Scratchy’s litter box.

Do you think a snake or a lizard would be good? They could stick out their tongues and give Scratchy what for if he tried to harass them.

What kind of pet are you thinking of person?

You’d better not get one of those. Scratchy might bop it across the room.

Tarantula

 
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Posted by on August 24, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Cactus Alert

Bongo on the trail with prickly pear cactus aroundI really can’t figure out my person sometimes. My trails are full of pricklers. You’re supposed to stay away from them, but lately my person has been stopping and taking pictures of them.

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Prickly Pear Fruit

Come on, person. Let’s get on with our walk. What do you want pictures of those darn pricklers for anyway? They’re here all the time. It’s not like they’re something special or anything.

I’m really losing my patience, person. Can’t you at least just click and walk?

Do you believe it? She’s stooping down to get closer to those pricklers.

Prickly Pear Fruit

What was that you said, person? I thought it sounded like “Ouch!”

You what? You got pricked? See, I told you that would happen. Will you listen to me now?

Oh no, now what are you doing? There aren’t even any cacti here. Well at least you won’t get stuck.

Cloud Buildups on the horizon and Bongo

 
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Posted by on August 23, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Bugs or Mice

Mouse BugStrange things have been happening around my house lately. I know things happen on my trails, but not in my house. I’m not supposed to have to put on my Detective Dog hat in my house.

First, I heard my person complaining about some bugs that she didn’t like. I’m not sure why. There are lots of bugs around here and usually my person isn’t bothered by them. It was something about putting mud on the stair railing and making funny little mud pies in the yard.

At least they weren’t tracking mud on the carpet. I get in trouble if I do that.

Then my people made a bunch of racket under the house and they didn’t even let me come join them. I had to stay in the normal part of the house. Now there are bags of stuff in my back yard. I don’t know why, but it’s cramping my Frisbee style.

But today was the strangest of all. Some guys were hanging out outside our house all morning, making all kinds of racket. I don’t know what they were doing, but I think they were up to no good.

My person didn’t seem to mind though. She even talked to them.

When I looked outside I saw that strange thing in the picture. I’m not sure what it is. Maybe a cross between a mouse and a bug.

I’m afraid that maybe my people took all the bugs out from under the house and filled those bags with them – and then those guys filled up the space under the house with mice.

I don’t know what I’m going to do. I only have one cat to take care of all those mice. I really don’t want to have to get more cats.

 
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Posted by on August 22, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Too Dark

Bongo in the darkThis time of year my person and I usually go out on my trails when it’s almost dark. That’s because it’s too hot during the day, but when the sun goes down it gets really nice. But it’s too dark to take a picture.

So how am I going to prove that I went out and saw so many of my dog friends today. I guess they all had the same idea we did.

First I saw one of my neighbor dog friends. I don’t get to see her very often because she lives way down at the other end of the street.

Then I saw a little dog that was so little she had to be carried. I guess her tiny legs couldn’t go that far. What seems like a few feet to me must have seemed like miles to her.

Then there was my bike dog friend. This little dog is always running behind his person who is riding a bike. He never stops to say hi because he’s too busy keeping up with the bike.

A brown dog got off the trail when I showed up, and then my person made me get off the trail for two more dogs.

I know you’re not going to believe I saw so many dog friends within five minutes of walking on my trails, but what can I say. It was too dark to take a picture.

 
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Posted by on August 21, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Do We Really Have to Walk?

Bongo walking reluctantlyMaybe you can’t hear it anymore person, but I sure can. I don’t think I want to take you for a walk today.

Fine, I’ll go – but I’m not taking the lead. You’re going to have to be the one who decides where we go.

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Bongo Heeling

I don’t care if the trail is skinny here. I think this is a good time to practice my heeling. I’m really good at it, aren’t I?

Bongo doesn't want to go that way

I know this is the way back to the house, but that’s the way the thunder is coming from. Maybe we could go on a little longer walk.

Hey person, look who it is.

Ghost Dog on the trail

It’s sure a good thing I decided to take you for a walk today. Otherwise we would never have seen Ghost Dog. It’s been months since we’ve seen him.

Hey Ghost Dog, come back!

He hasn’t changed a bit. There he goes disappearing again. I guess he still likes to live up to that name I gave him.

Ghost Dog way down the trail

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Posted by on August 20, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Plethora of Plagues

Drawing of a dead cowThis must be it, right? God is really going to give that mean old Pharaoh what for. What’s he going to do?

Person, I’m listening. I can’t wait for God to give Pharaoh what for. So what did he do?

Moses went back to Pharaoh again and once more told him that God said to “Let my people go.” But Pharaoh still wouldn’t listen.

So what did God do?

No way! That’s not fair. God put a plague on the animals and all of the Egyptians horses, donkeys, camels, cattle, sheep, and goats died. Person, I don’t like that plague at all.

But none of the Israelites animals died? Okay, I think I’ll go hang out with those sheepdogs that belong to the Israelites.

But Pharaoh still wouldn’t let the Israelites go? I don’t believe it. He should be very upset about losing his animals.

I’m listening, person.

The Lord told Moses and Aaron to take handfuls of soot from a furnace and have Moses toss it into the air in front of Pharaoh. God would make the soot turn into fine dust all over the land and cause festering boils to break out on men and animals.

When Moses did this even those pesky magicians couldn’t stand before Moses because of the boils. But Pharaoh still wouldn’t listen.

Maybe Pharaoh wants God to turn him into a punching bag.

I am listening. What happens next?

God told Moses to tell Pharaoh that He could strike him and his people with a plague that would wipe them off the face of the earth, but He wanted to show His power so that His name might be proclaimed in all the earth. So this time God warned Pharaoh to have everyone bring their livestock and everything they had in the field to a place of shelter, because He was going to send the nastiest hail storm they’d ever seen. Some people feared the word of the Lord and did what He said, but others ignored Him. The hail came down and destroyed everything except the crops that hadn’t yet come up. But there was no hail where the Israelites lived. Pharaoh asked Moses to stop the hail and then he still wouldn’t let the Israelites go.

Person, do I have to give Pharaoh what for myself? Nothing God does is getting to him.

Okay, I’ll listen. But Pharaoh better let those Israelites go soon.

God sent Moses to tell Pharaoh that if he still wouldn’t let his people go He would send locusts that would eat everything the hail hadn’t destroyed. Pharaoh’s officials had had enough and they told Pharaoh to do what Moses asked.

Pharaoh told Moses that he would let the men go worship God, but the women and children would have to stay. That wasn’t good enough so Moses stretched his hand out over Egypt and the Lord sent a wind that blew in so many locusts that the ground was black, and they ate everything. Pharaoh asked Moses to take the locusts away so God sent a wind that blew every one of them away.

Hey, I bet those locusts would have been tasty treats.

Person, Pharaoh won’t listen. Why should I listen?

What? A plague might come on me? Okay, I’m listening. I’m listening.

This time the Lord told Moses to stretch out his hand to the sky so that darkness would spread over Egypt – darkness that could be felt. And it was dark for three days. No one could see anybody else, or leave his place. But there was light where the Israelites lived.

And Pharaoh told Moses that his people – even the women and children – could leave to worship the Lord. But they had to leave their flocks and herds behind.

Moses told Pharaoh they needed some of the livestock for worshipping the Lord, and until they got there they wouldn’t know which ones.

And God hardened Pharaoh’s heart again and he told Moses to get out of his sight and not to come back. He said the day Moses saw his face again he would die.

Hey person, I bet God is going to give Pharaoh a really serious what for, but I think Pharaoh is in the dark about this.

 
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Posted by on August 19, 2012 in Bongo, Dogology, humor

 

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That’s as Far as I Go

Bongo resisting the leashThat does it! I’m not going any further. We’re going back.

I’m not one to shorten a walk on my trails, but enough is enough. You wouldn’t believe what my person did. We’ve been having that rumbly thunder stuff all afternoon and I’ve been curled up in my hallway hiding under my blanket. But then you know what my person did? She made me go outside and that thunder stuff was louder out there. I mean, it boomed.

I did need to go outside so I didn’t argue at first but we could have gone back in the house instead of heading out to my trails. I tried to get away from it

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Stretched leash over the trail

but it was everywhere.

So I finally had to dig in and put my foot down.

And then we still had to go back through it.

Bongo hurrying down the trail

I hurried as fast as my person would let me.

Bongo checking for thunder

But I did have to stop and check where that thunder was coming from.

Once I reached my yard I pulled my person into the house.

I’m now safe and snug inside my hallway under my blanket.

Bongo in the hall under his blanket

But I still wish that thunder would leave.

P.S. I take no credit for those dings at the end of my hallway. They were all caused by old thunderstorms.

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Posted by on August 18, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Dream Come True

Bongo and his Younger PersonI can’t believe it! This just happened to me a few days ago and now my person did it again. She dropped me off at the dog hotel!

I knew something was coming up because her suitcase came out this time. But where do you think she was going? To see my younger person in his new apartment. That one he got so he could go to that college place. He’s my younger person, so why don’t I get to go? I could go to college too.

I thought I’d be at the dog hotel forever. It seems like I usually am when I go there, but my person picked me up and I only had to stay there one night.

So we came home and I was taking a serious nap like I always do when I come home from the dog hotel, when somewhere in a dream I thought I heard a familiar sound.

But it had to be just a dream because that sound wasn’t here anymore.

I woke up just in case and the sound was still there. My younger person’s car!

How could that be? He went away to that college place. I ran to the door and in he came.

And he gave me loves! I guess that college place did my younger person some good. My person says he takes classes there. He must be taking one on how to love your dog and he had to come home to do his homework.

 
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Posted by on August 17, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Happy Blogiversary to Me!

Bongo celebrating his BlogiversaryWoo woo! Today is my blogiversary! That means I’ve been blogging for a whole year now. I’m not sure how long a year is, but my person says this year goes from thunder season to thunder season. I guess that means we’ve had one snowy season, one windy season, and one season where every day is perfect out on my trails.

I don’t care much about numbers, but my person wants me to tell you that this is my 367th post. There’s an extra one in there because February had an extra day this year. I’ve written (well, my person helped) over 95,000 words. I’m not sure how many that is, but it sounds like a lot and I’m amazed that you’ve been reading them.

I thought this would be a good time to tell you why I have this blog. In case you haven’t realized it yet, I sometimes get into mischief. My person decided it was better to laugh at my mischief instead of crying about it – or getting mad at me. I’m sure glad she decided that. Anyway, she started posting funny things about me on her Facebook page and soon her friends that hadn’t even met me were asking her how I was doing when she saw them. Hey, I was famous before I even had this blog.

My person decided she needed to be writing on a regular basis and that maybe I should be writing too, so her Facebook comments morphed (did I write that word?) into my blog. I thought I would run out of ideas after about a month, but God has been bringing me so many adventures that I’ve had something to write about every day.

What I didn’t realize when I started blogging was that I would make so many friends through my blog. I’ve got some great friends that have been with me since almost the beginning and more that have come along throughout the year. I want to thank those of you who have stuck with me while my person has been doing this “busy” thing and hasn’t had time to visit your blogs very often. I hope she unbusies herself soon, but she keeps having more things come up.

All I can say is she’d better let me keep taking her for walks on my trails.

 
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Posted by on August 16, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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