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Dog Party Day

Bongo with Dog Party HatWoo woo! I just found out today is a Double Dog Day Celebration. Not only is it National Take Your Dog to Work Day today, it is also National Dog Party Day.

This is too cool. I’m getting ready to party!

Hey person, did all the invites to all my dog friends get sent out in the mail?

Did you buy all the party hats and dog treats?

Oh, and I saw a video of a fire hydrant piñata full of dog treats and toys for all the dogs at the party. Make sure you get one of those for us.

I think some cake and ice cream would be good too. After all, this is a party.

We’re going to have so much fun at my party. We can play Frisbee and catch. Hey person, can you get a pool too so we have water to splash in?

I can’t wait till all my dog friends get here. What time is it, person? When are all my friends coming?

What, no party!??? Why not?

There’s no party in Sedona, or even Arizona? There’s only parties in San Diego, Miami, and New York? That’s not fair.

Hey wait a minute. I have dog blogging friends in all those cities. Maybe they’ll invite me to their parties.

 
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Posted by on June 22, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Take Your Dog to Work Day

Bongo's HeadWoo woo! Tomorrow is June 22nd and you know what day that is? It’s National Take Your Dog to Work Day. But I think that should be changed to International Take Your Dog to Work Day because some of my dog friends live in other countries.

So person, are you going to take me to work with you? Huh, huh, huh? I’m all ready to be taken to work. I could even help you.

Where are you going to take me? We could go hang out at the church where you work. Maybe I could play with some of those kids you teach Sunday school to.

Or that place where you meet to lead your Bible study. What is that place? That place with all the stars and the bucks? Are those the dollar kind of bucks or the deer kind of bucks? Could you take me there so I can find out? Maybe I could get rich there – or at least have something to chase around while you’re studying all those Bibles under the stars.

Wait a minute! What!?? You’re taking me to work but I don’t get to go anywhere? I don’t get it.

You’re working at home tomorrow? That’s no fair.

Can you take the day off so we can go somewhere?

 
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Posted by on June 21, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Creatures in Cracks

Teabag on the ground and Bongo with his nose in a crack in the rockCheck this out. I found some really strange things on my trails. A plastic bag thingy and a metal box. And both of them are close to cracks in the rocks.

You know what that means. It means there are creatures that live deep down in those cracks, and they’re cleaning house. They’re moving stuff out that they don’t want any more.

Someone needs to tell those crack creatures about littering. Just because they don’t want something in their house doesn’t mean they have to leave it cluttering up my trails.

After all, what if all the creatures who live in cracks around here started cleaning house at the same time. Can you imagine what a mess that would be? Plastic bag thingies and metal boxes all over the place. They might even start throwing out dust bunnies and single socks. That could make a big mess on my trails.

I wonder how far down in the cracks those creatures live. I’d better see if I can get to them and give them what for.

Then I’m going to make them take all their stuff back and put it in garbage cans so the crack creature garbage truck can stop by to pick it up.

Altoids on a rock and Bongo's nose in a crack in the rock

 
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Posted by on June 20, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Broke My Leash

Bongo and his leashWhat do you mean I don’t get to go for a walk? You and my younger person left me home alone all day and now I don’t even get a walk?

What does that matter? Just because I broke my leash when I ran off yesterday and got it tangled around a bush I don’t get to go for a walk? You don’t need a leash, person. I can take you for a walk without a leash.

Why didn’t you get me a new leash then? My younger person got all those big metal things and little metal things today. You could have at least gotten me a leash too.

They don’t sell leashes at the metal thingy store? I thought they had stores that sold everything.

Well, tomorrow you’d better go to the leash store person, because if you don’t bring home a leash that works I’m definitely not taking you for a walk.

Tool box and tools

Metal Things

 
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Posted by on June 19, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Scratchy’s Blog

Scratchy at the ComputerThis is Scratchy here. Don’t tell Bongo, but I found the computer on with nobody around. It’s been a long time since I’ve stolen been on Bongo’s blog and I think it’s my turn to get a little attention. After all, why should he have friends all over the world and not me? I want some blogging friends too.

So I’m going to type a little about my adventures. Oh, wait a minute. I don’t have any adventures. What can I tell you about?

Hey, why is this screen black? How do you turn this thing on?

Hey Bongo…

Oops, I can’t ask Bongo how to turn it on. Then he’ll know I was trying to mess with his blog.

No Bongo. I wasn’t using your computer. Why would I want to get on your blog anyway? It’s mostly just read by a bunch of dogs. I was just checking out this stool. It’s pretty comfy.

Bongo, I am getting down now. You can stop jumping.

Scratchy getting ready to leave the computer

You can have your old blog. I’m going to take a nap.

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Posted by on June 18, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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The Prodigal Dog

The Return of the Prodigal Son (Leonello Spada, Louvre, Paris) Image via Wikipedia

Hey person, will you tell me another one of those stories Jesus told about the two bulls.

Yeah, that’s what I mean. One of those pair a bulls that Jesus told.

My person says one of Jesus’ famous parables is about a son who just wants to party. So he talks his father into giving him his inheritance early and he goes to a faraway land and spends it all partying. After the son’s money is gone there’s a famine in the land and the only job he can get is one feeding pigs.

Hey, there’s animals in this story. Did he get all muddy with the pigs?

I am listening person.

He what? He didn’t have anything to eat? Those pigs had something to eat.

Okay. I’ll listen.

The son decided to go home and work for his father like a hired servant. At least he would have something to eat. But when he was still a long way off his father saw him and ran to him. He was so happy that his son was home that he treated him royally and had a big feast for him.

The older son, who had been home serving his father the whole time got really upset that his younger brother, who had squandered all his father’s money, was getting a feast in his honor. The older son felt that he’d never had such special treatment and he’d always done everything right.

Didn’t that older son even get a birthday party?

Okay, I’m listening. I promise.

The father told the older son that he has always been with him, and everything the father has belongs to the older son. But his brother was dead and now is alive, was lost and is found.

Hey person, can I try updating this story so my friends will understand it better?

Okay, here goes.

A young pup talked his person into giving him an extra share of meaty bones and then he ran off with them. He had a big party and treated his friends to some of the bones and gave some to girl dogs so they’d let him make more young pups.

Then he ran out of bones and he couldn’t find anything to eat. His friends he’d shared his bones with had all disappeared and the girl dogs were too busy feeding their puppies.

So he tucked his tail between his legs and headed back home, hoping he could do something to earn his keep and his person would let him stay.

When he got close to home his person saw him and ran out to him. His person gave him a great big bowl of the best dog food and some more meaty bones too.

But the other dog that lived there got really upset. He was always a good dog and he didn’t get any meaty bones.

The dog’s person gave the other dog some loves and told him he always had a home and love there, but he had thought the young pup was dead or lost, and now he was alive and found.

Hey person, if I run off and come back will you give me some meaty bones?

 
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Posted by on June 17, 2012 in Bongo, Dogology, dogs, humor

 

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Toss the Bear

Toy bear in front of the washing machineI found my person in the laundry room and I thought I’d let her have some fun so she didn’t have to work so hard in there. So I got my toy bear and dropped in down in front of her. She was supposed to pick it up and toss it to me so I could catch it. But you know what she did?

I can’t believe she did this. She knows how to play the game. She knows I like to catch my toys. But instead of tossing it to me she took all the guts out of it. Help! My person is killing my bear. I want my bear back. Give it to me now!

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Toy bear missing insides

And then, to make things even worse, she tossed my bear in the washer. Now my bear is not only gutless, but it’s going to drown!

Bear in Washer

This was really bad. I fretted and worried about my poor bear the whole time I heard that washer going round and round. My poor bear. I can’t even imagine what it was going through.

That washer finally stopped and my person got my bear out of there. But she wouldn’t give it to me right away. She did something to it first. She wouldn’t let me see what she was doing.

Finally, my person tossed my bear to me.

It’s about time person. I wanted you to do that a long time ago.

Bongo and Squeaky Bear

Hey, my bear’s talking back to me. My bear hasn’t been able to talk for a long time. He’s making that squeaky sound that I love.

Hey person, I’ve got a few more toys that want a ride around in that washing machine.

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Posted by on June 16, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Where’s Yoda

Where's YodaMy person and I went out walking in the morning again, but the sun wasn’t as high in the sky as yesterday and it wasn’t so hot. Speaking of sky, my person is still hanging out with all those kids in the sky every night, and she still won’t take me.

Oh, I forgot – I’m supposed to be talking about my walk on the trails.

We were walking along and a lady came jogging toward us. She gave me a little love and said, “Yoda’s back there.”

I was really confused because I always thought Yoda lived in a galaxy far, far away – so I didn’t know what I was going to see. Maybe Yoda has been reading my blog and likes it so much he came all the way here to hang out on my trails with me.

We walked a little further and there he was. But he wasn’t the Yoda from that faraway galaxy. He was a little brown dog, and he was afraid of me. He stood at the top of the rise he’d just come over and wouldn’t come any closer.

I finally got tired of the stand-off and headed toward him, and he ran past me so fast that I barely got a whiff as he made his way down the trail.

Yoda really is in the picture my person put on this post, but you have to look really hard to find him. I think he might be related to Waldo.

Woof

 
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Posted by on June 15, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Dejected Dog

Sky VBS BackdropHey person, I saw those pictures when you were looking at them. You know, the ones from the sky where you went last night? Where you and all those kids went. Where you went on vacation with all the Bibles and stuff.

I saw a dog in those pictures. You told me I couldn’t come because dogs weren’t allowed. So how come that dog was there if dogs weren’t allowed?

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Ace at Sky VBS

I think you’re just making things up now, person. I bet that dog didn’t leave. I bet he stayed all night and played with the kids. I bet he got loves and treats while I was home alone with only Scratchy to keep me company.

I’m feeling really dejected now. I think I’ve got a new name. Dejected Dog. How does that make you feel, person? You’ve got the only dog with a blog who has the name Dejected Dog.

I might have to have my own trip to the sky. All my dog friends can come – except maybe that one who already got to go. And lots of kids can come. There’s just one thing I need first.

Person, can you go out and get me a really big airplane?

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Posted by on June 13, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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To the Sky

Bongo and SugarloafMy person took me out on my trails this morning. Well, it was sort of morning. She went somewhere and then she came back so it was already getting hot out. But she never takes me on my trails in the morning. We always go in the afternoon, or in the summer when it’s really hot out we go when the sun’s almost down and it’s all shadowy outside.

Everything looks different in the morning. It even smells different.

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Bongo sniffing inside a manzanita bush

But I’m still trying to figure out why we went on my trails in the morning.

My person said something about going to Sky VBS later today. I don’t know what VBS is, but I know what sky is and I don’t know how my person is going to get there. I know some people go there in airplanes, but my person doesn’t have one of those.

I think my person might be going a little bit crazy, because not only did she say she’s going to the sky, but she said a lot of kids are going there with her.

I don’t care where she’s going. If there are kids she’d better take me along. Kids like to play with me and give me lots of loves.

What, person? You get to go to the sky with all those kids and I don’t get to come along?

It’s what? It’s Vacation Bible School and it’s called Sky? And dogs aren’t allowed – only people?

Hey person, I don’t care what it’s called. There are dogs in the Bible, so dogs should be allowed in the sky too.

You’d better take me along.

 
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Posted by on June 12, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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