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About Bongo

I am a dog who has lots of mini adventures that I love to share. I live with a cat named Scratchy who sometimes steals my blog, and with two people. When my adventures don't turn out so well I get my person to laugh while she helps me write my blog and then I don't get into as much trouble.

Prickly Pear Delight

Cut Prickly Pear Fruit in a ColanderHey person, what did you do with all those prickly pear fruits you had left over? I hope you made something good for me.

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Prickly Pear Juice

You made juice? I don’t want juice. I want something good to eat.

Pink Juice

Pink juice!? I told you I didn’t want juice. I don’t want juice of any color. Now come on person – let’s get some treats here.

Pink Prickly Pear Sorbet in Ice Cream Maker

Ice cream!? You made ice cream? Now we’re talking. Is all that for me?

Pink Prickly Pear Sorbet in a Dish

What? I only get a little dish? What are you going to do with all the rest?

What do you mean that isn’t for me? Where’s mine?

Bongo licking up the prickly pear sorbet

Mmmm! This is good! And I like this dish even better than that other dish. I don’t have to worry about breaking it.

Bongo finishing the last of his sorbet

I’m almost done with this. Can I have some more?

Scratchy eating Sorbet

Hey, wait a minute! How come Scratchy gets some? He didn’t even help get the prickly pear fruit.

 
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Posted by on September 14, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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This is Not a Baking Blog

Prickly Pear FruitHey person, what are you doing with those prickly pear fruits on my blog?

You’re what!? You’re making bread with them. Since when is this a cooking blog?

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Cut Prickly Pear Fruit

Person, this is going a little too far. I can see if you were making dog treats maybe. That could go on my blog. But prickly pear bread? Those prickly pear fruits don’t even smell appetizing.

Throw those prickly pears in the garbage and start making me some dog treats.

Wait a minute. What’s that pink stuff you’ve got there? Did Scratchy do that? Let me have a look.

Pink Bread Dough

You’re putting that in the oven? What about the dog treats?

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Hey, that stuff is starting to smell good.

Pink Prickly Pear Bread

You mean I get to eat some of this?

Bongo Getting Bread

Bongo being handed a piece of bread

Hey person, you’ve got some more prickly pear fruits left. What are you going to make next?

 
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Posted by on September 13, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Finding Fruit

Sugarloaf and a prickly pear patchToday my person and I went on a different kind of walk. We went on the same trails and were out about the same amount of time, but we didn’t go very far.

I can’t complain though. I had fun.

My person brought along some tongs and a bag and said she was going to pick some prickly pear fruit.

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Prickly pears with fruit

Tongs on prickly pear fruit

You go right ahead, person. I think I smell something better over here.

Bongo checking out a patch of prickly pear cactus

It’s got to be here somewhere.

Bongo's head inside the prickly pear patch

Maybe it’s over here.

Bongo into the prickly pear in a new spot

Got it!

Bongo chewing on a bone

Look what I found in the bushes. I don’t even mind that I had to get stuck to do it.

Bongo with a cactus sticker in him

 

I have to what, person?

I’m not dropping my bone until you drop your prickly pears.

 
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Posted by on September 12, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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They’re Everywhere!

Flower on VineThis time of year vines start growing around here. I think they like all the rain we’ve had, because we seem to have more vines than usual.

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They’re growing all over the cactus.

Vine growing over cactus

They climbed up my neighbor’s mailbox.

Vine growing up mailbox

They’ve even been covering the rocks.

Vine over Rocks

Hey person, let’s get moving. If you keep slowing down to take pictures of those vines they’re going to be crawling all over you.

It’s a good thing I’m an active dog. No vine would ever think of getting on me.

Vine on Bongo

 
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Posted by on September 11, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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New Kind of Seed

Object in the distanceI was checking out my mushroom patch – the place where mushrooms have been growing on my trails, to see if there were any new ones. No new mushrooms had appeared and the old ones were getting pretty dried up and shriveled.

But then I saw it – something new in my mushroom patch. I guess someone ran out of mushroom seeds and decided to plant another kind of seed instead.

Oh, you can’t see it in the picture?

I made my person crawl up under those trees to get a closer picture.

Does this help?

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Sunglasses

Come on person, you’ve got to get even closer.

Sunglasses

I sure hope they planted lots of those sunglasses seeds because these look ripe for the picking and I wouldn’t want to take the only ones.

How do I look?

Bongo Wearing Sunglasses

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Posted by on September 10, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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What’s for Dinner?

The Gathering of the Manna

The Gathering of the Manna (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You mean Moses has more to do? I thought he was done with his job once he got the Israelites out of Egypt?

Moses had to lead them now? I thought God was doing that.

Where is Moses leading them?

The Promised Land? A land flowing with milk and honey? Milk and honey. I want to go there.

Okay, I’ll listen to the story.

After the Israelites crossed the Red Sea they traveled for three days in the desert without finding any water.

I’m getting thirsty just thinking about it.

Yes, I’m listening.

They finally came to a place with water called Marah, but they couldn’t drink the water because it was bitter. So they grumbled against Moses.

Moses cried out to the Lord and the Lord showed him a piece of wood to throw into the water, and when Moses did the water became sweet. Then they went to a place called Elim with twelve springs and seventy palm trees, and camped there.

The people left Elim and then they started grumbling against Moses again. This time they complained because in Egypt they had meat and all the food they wanted, and they said Moses had brought them out to the desert to starve to death.

Why didn’t Moses just send them back to Egypt? They sound like a bunch of whiners to me.

I wouldn’t whine.

Oh. I guess I would complain if I didn’t get my dog treats.

The Lord told Moses that He was going to rain down bread from heaven. But something else happened first. That evening quail covered the camp.

Woo woo! Dinner.

I am too listening. I just had to stop for a snack break.

The next morning there was a layer of dew around the camp and when the dew was gone thin flakes like frost appeared on the desert floor. The Israelites looked at each other and said, “What is it?” so they called it manna, which in Hebrew means what is it.

So what was it, person?

I know they called it manna, but what is it?

What? If I listen I’ll find out? Okay.

The manna tasted like wafers made with honey and the Lord told each person to gather what they needed and not keep any until morning.

Some people did keep some overnight and in the morning it was smelly and full of maggots.

I bet they didn’t do that again.

I’m listening.

On the sixth day the Lord told the people to gather twice as much because the following day would be the Sabbath, a day of rest. They didn’t find any manna on the ground on the Sabbath, but the manna they saved for that day was still good and didn’t have any maggots in it.

I think I would be in trouble on the Sabbath. I eat everything as soon as I get it.

Hey person, it looks like you have some extra. Can you please pass me the manna?

 
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Posted by on September 9, 2012 in Bongo, Dogology, humor

 

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Let Me Play

Bongo on a Short LeashCome on person, let go of my leash. Or at least let it out so I have a chance of yanking it out of your hand.

Person, I really want to go play.

You’re always getting your camera out and making me wait while you take pictures. Why aren’t you doing it now?

Person, that’s a real pretty dog over there. Take some pictures. And while you’re distracted with the camera I’ll go over and play. You can get pictures of both of us together.

Let go of my collar, person. What’s wrong with going over and playing for a few minutes?

Maybe if I get up on my back feet and dig in I can pull away from my person.

Hey person, where are we going? I want to play with that dog over there. We never go back this way. Let’s go back the usual way. That way I can play with that dog.

What do you mean you don’t want me to play with that dog? I don’t care what its name is. Dogs don’t pay attention to other dog’s names. They just play.

I don’t see anything wrong with that name. I think coyote is a nice name.

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Coyote drawing

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Posted by on September 8, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Found and Lost

Bongo checking out a long wire on the groundSomeone’s at it again – leaving strange things on my trails. But this time they left something, and then they took something away.

I found a wire today – a very long wire. It kind of looks like a big crack in the rock, but if you look really hard you can see that wire going over my paw – not under it.

I don’t know if I’ll ever figure out how that wire got there. My person says since it’s in a wash the water probably brought it there last time it rained.

Okay – so what was it doing further up the wash. There’s nothing there but trees, bushes, and more wash.

I wonder what I could do with that wire.

I could string it across the trail so it would trip the javelina when they came to eat the prickly pears.

I could form it into a cage and put Scratchy in it.

I wonder if I could capture the thunder in it and then throw it away.

While I was figuring out what to do my person made me leave that wire where I found it. How am I going to do anything with it if I can’t take it with me?

As we headed down the trail I came across another mystery. A tree that we pass almost every day was missing a branch. I know that branch was there yesterday.

I looked everywhere for it and I never did find it. I guess maybe the rain sent it down the wash.

Bongo near a tree with a small branch on his back

 
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Posted by on September 7, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Whose Friend is it Anyway?

Bongo looking for all the attentionNobody told me I was getting a visitor today. Woo woo! It’s my little friend.

Or at least I thought it was my little friend. Today he seems to be my person’s little friend. They’re hanging out on the floor together and ignoring me. How can that be? The floor is my territory. Anyone on the floor should be playing with me.

At first I tried to distract them and get all the attention.

My person – of all things – locked me away in another room. How could she?

She finally let me out – I think all that scratching on the door helped – and I figured I’d better share the attention so I wouldn’t get locked up again.

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Bongo and his friend on opposite sides of the train tracks

I don’t believe it. I tried to be really nice and share all the attention and I still got ignored.

Guess I’ll hang out in the corner for awhile and chew my antler.

Bongo chewing his antler

Finally! My little friend gave me a hug.

Bongo getting a hug

And even better yet. I got a treat!

Bongo's friend holding out a treat for Bongo

Woo woo! Little friend, you can come over here any time.

 
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Posted by on September 6, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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Strange Raindrops

Airsoft pellet on the trailIt rained today – really, really hard. It made awful sounds on my roof. I didn’t like it at all.

When the rain finally stopped I took my person out for a walk. There was lots of water on my trails, but I expected to see that.

What I didn’t expect to see was that thing in the picture. It’s small. So small that my person couldn’t even get her camera to focus on it. But what is it?

I think it’s some strange new kind of raindrop. It doesn’t soak into the ground, and it doesn’t even melt like hail. I’m going to have to investigate this. Raindrops like this could explain why there was so much noise on my roof.

I walked along my trails and I didn’t see any more of those strange raindrops. But since I heard all that pounding on my roof I bet I could find some in my yard.

I got home, and sure enough – look what I found.

Airsoft pellet in the yard

A white one – but it looked just like the other one.

About this time something started clicking in my memory. I remember I used to see those – all over my house. I haven’t seen any lately, but I think I’ll put my Detective Dog hat on and see what I can find.

Woo woo! I had to move some file boxes, but here it is – buried in the carpet.

Airsoft pellet in the carpet

I’m putting my paws around it so you can see what size it is.

Airsoft pellet between Bongo's paws

But now I have a bigger mystery. How did this strange rain get into my house?

This could be a dangerous quest. When my younger person comes home next time, I’ll have to get him to get his airsoft gun out for extra protection while I investigate.

 
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Posted by on September 5, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

 

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