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Bongo Ties for Christmas

Boy did I have a good Christmas this year. Look at this! I even got Bongo Ties. Who would have thought someone would make something special just for me. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with these Bongo ties – I think it might have something to do with tying up Scratchy – but that’s a whole other story.

But while I was still pondering (I was what?) what to do with those Bongo ties my person opened another present for me. She says she used to have a dog that opened his own presents, but I figure I’m paying her all those big bucks to be my secretary so she can open my presents too.

And speaking of big bucks…

I got an antler! I really needed this because I finished off my last antler awhile back.

I got some other toys too – including a squeaky squirrel.

Take that, you pesky squeaky squirrel!

I really like my antler.

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Scratchy must have thought that he didn’t get enough presents…

because I caught him searching through the torn paper for more. (I did get more presents than Scratchy, but don’t tell him.)

And just when I thought all the presents were opened and Christmas was over…

a ball showed up. Woo woo!

I hope all of you had a great Christmas too.

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Posted by Bongo on December 26, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: antler, Christmas, Pets, Scratchy

Merry Christmas 2012!

25 Dec

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Posted by Bongo on December 25, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Christmas, Pets

Hidden Presents

24 Dec

This is too good! I’m really beginning to like Christmas more and more.

When my person and I headed out for our walk today there was a package at our front door. I didn’t really think much of it. It was kind of an annoyance because I had to wait while my person put the package inside the house.

Then we went out walking. It was an ordinary kind of walk. Nothing special happened that I could write about for my blog, and then we headed back home.

My person decided we needed to check the mailbox before going into the house. We have to walk right by my neighbor dog Toby’s house to do that and I wanted to stop and say hi.

No such luck. My person has a one track mind and she was headed straight for that mailbox.

She opened the mailbox while I sat very quietly next to the post that holds it up in the air. And she said there was something inside it for me.

What? What? I can’t see anything. That mailbox is way too high for me.

Then I had to wait while my person took pictures of whatever that thing in the mailbox was.

But finally, she gave it to me. A squeaky toy just for me! Somebody loves me. Woo woo!

Then we went back in the house and my person opened that other package. Remember that one? The annoying one?

The package was from my person’s sister and there was a present inside for me from my cousin dogs. And you know what my person did?

She hid it from me. She hid my present and the other ones too. Even the ones that smelled good.

So you know what I did?

I hid my new mailbox toy from my person.

That’ll teach her.

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Posted by Bongo on December 24, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Christmas, mailboxes, Pets, presents, squeaky dog toys, Toy

The Real Gift of Christmas

23 Dec

Christmas is almost here and I’m getting really excited. Our tree is up, the lights are on, and I’m looking for the presents. I keep hearing that Santa will bring me presents, but I think I saw my person putting some good smelling things all wrapped in brightly colored paper on top of the fridge.

I’m a pretty good jumper, but I wish I could jump just a little bit higher. All the good stuff that doesn’t go into the fridge seems to go on top of it. If I could get up there I could have a treat feast.

But there’s something else I wish I could do besides jump higher. I wish I could sneak back in time – not too far back, just a little over 2000 years. That’s not asking much, is it?

And I’d like to go to a place called Bethlehem. A little baby was born there one night. Well, I guess lots of babies were born there, but this one was special. This little baby was wrapped in cloths and laid in a manger because the inn was full and his parents had nowhere else to go except for where the animals hung out.

Since there were animals there already I’m sure no one would notice one extra dog in the place. Especially when those shepherds showed up. Everybody would figure I was one of their sheepdogs. Well maybe. I could have pretended I was a sheepdog anyway.

Even if I had to change my appearance so I could pass as a sheepdog, travel back in time, and go to a faraway place, it would be all worth it to see God making his appearance on earth as a baby.

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Hey person, I think I knocked a ball onto the top of the fridge. Could you get it for me, and maybe knock some of those presents down while you’re at it?

What are you saying, person? The true gift of Christmas is Jesus? That baby in a manger is the gift? Never mind then. I guess Jesus isn’t hanging out on top of the fridge.

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“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” John 3:16

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Posted by Bongo on December 23, 2012 in Bongo, Dogology, humor

Tags: Bethlehem, Christianity, Christmas, dogs, God, Jesus, John 3:16, Manger, Pets, Religion and Spirituality

My Gift to You

22 Dec

What are you talking about, person? I haven’t gotten any awards lately?

You didn’t. You lost a bunch of old awards in the computer again?

What do you mean, you knew where they were all along? Why didn’t you give them to me then?

You were too busy playing secretary to me? I don’t keep you that busy, do I? I only make you write one post a day. What do you do with the rest of your time?

So where are my awards? What did I get?

Oh, this one is from one of my special friends. Angels Whisper and Little Binky comment on my blog almost every day. I’m not usually too much on cats, but Little Binky is pretty cool. And they gave me the Thinking of You Award.

Wait a minute. What’s this next award? I’m addicted to lots of things – like treats, and loves, and walks on my trails. But these friends said that my blog is addictive? Look at this. I got the Addictive Blog Award from Misaki, Angels Whisper and Little Binky, Cupcake, Dianda at CatsnCo, Dogdaz, Kat n Collies, Bumpy Road to Bubba, and Collies of the Meadow.

Those collies are really cool because I also got the One Lovely Blog Award from both Kat n Collies and Collies of the Meadow.

Then Angels Whisper and Little Binky and Collies of the Meadow also gave me the Wonderful Team Readership Award. I think they’re the ones on the team because they’re always so good about coming over and leaving me comments.

This next award makes me drool, and it was given to me by several of my Super Sweet friends; Misaki, Remy at One Blue Dog, Echo and Link at Husky’s Life, and Angels Whisper and Little Binky.

I’m still licking my lips from that award.

I got one final award from my friends Angels Whisper and Little Binky. The Blog of the Year 2012 Award. You can get up to six stars on this award if you’re awarded it multiple times. So far I have one.

I know I’m supposed to answer some questions for some of these awards and pass them on. But since it’s Christmas I’m going to do something different. I’ve got a present to give to all of my friends who have given me awards. Wait just a minute. I’ll open if for you.

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Posted by Bongo on December 22, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Award, gift, Pets, present

Competition with a Cat

21 Dec

Scratchy: Bongo, I dare you to come up and get this bowl.

Bongo: What if I do?

Scratchy: Just try it.

Bongo: I don’t smell anything in that bowl.

Scratchy: Come on, Bongo. You need a new hat. Bowl Dog. Doesn’t that sound like a perfect name for you?

Bongo: Never mind the bowl Scratchy. What are you covering up? Cat food? I smell cat food back there.

Scratchy: You see these, Bongo? This is what you’re going to get if you even come near my food.

Bongo: Hold that pose Scratchy. I’m going to send a picture of it to Santa. You’re for sure not getting any presents now.

Scratchy: If I don’t get any presents I’m going to get grumpy. And you know what that’s going to do? It’s going to make me famous. My picture will be all over the internet and I’ll be way more famous than you Bongo.

Bongo: Nooooooooo! Grumpy Cat is more famous than me! Here’s some more cat food Scratchy. And I’m putting in a request for extra presents for you right now.

I can’t stand it when cats get famous.

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Posted by Bongo on December 21, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Cat food, Dogs and Cats, Pets, Santa, Scratchy

Somebody’s Missing

20 Dec

I’ve been seeing lots of people, dogs, and birds on my trails lately. The birds are different than the summer birds, but there sure are a lot of them.

I even thought I was going to get to smell a rabbit, but I was surprised to find my own smell on that hair. I can’t help it if I shed in the winter. I wish my person would stop picking all the loose stuff out when we’re on my trails. How would you like it if someone kept picking at your butt?

I forgot where I was going with this. Something about smelly butts?

No, that wasn’t it. With everybody I’m seeing on my trails, there’s still somebody who’s missing. My younger person is home from college right now so he should be on my trails. We’ve been seeing his friends on my trails. Of course they recognized me and I got loves, but they wanted to know where my younger person was.

And so do I. How come he’s missing from my trails?

Next time I’m ready to go out I’m going to have to attach a leash to him and drag him out. I guess my person will be alright without a leash if I do that. I think I have her trained well enough. She’s not likely to run off.

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Posted by Bongo on December 20, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Bird, missing, People, Pets, Trail

The People Trap

19 Dec

You want me to sniff what so you can take a picture?

A lucky penny on my trail? I don’t even know what a lucky penny is. And it has absolutely no sniffing appeal at all. You sniff it.

What’s it doing on my trails anyway? Especially this one. Hardly anyone walks on this trail? When was the last time you saw somebody while we were walking on this trail?

You know what, person? I bet someone put that penny there on purpose. It’s like people bait.

If somebody put treats down I’d chomp them up, and follow the trail looking for more. If a kid put Reese’s Pieces on the trail there’d be an ET following along for sure.

But if somebody puts a penny on the trail, some person is going to pick it up and probably look for more.

I don’t know what it is with you people. What’s the attraction of those little round metal things? They don’t smell good, they don’t taste good, and they don’t even look good – at least not the dirty old ones you find on trails.

You’d better watch it person. Someone’s going to leave a trail of those things and lead you into a trap.

Yeah, I know I said I’d follow treats. But I wouldn’t mind being led into a treat trap. Who’d want to be in a trap full of little round metal things?

Hey person, never mind what I said. You just keep looking for those lucky pennies. And take lots of pictures of them.

I just found a weed trap.

Let me know when you’re ready to go.

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Posted by Bongo on December 19, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Hiking, lucky penny, Pets, Reese's Pieces, Trail, trap

Stupid Santa Hat

18 Dec

I don’t get it. First my person left me today. But then she came home with a bag that was sending out all kinds of good smells. I was so excited!

But then you know what my person did? She put that bag on top of the refrigerator – the one place that I can’t reach – and said something about having to wait until Christmas.

And then she put this Santa hat on me and made me pose for a picture. Well believe me you – the last thing I want to do is sit around for pictures of anything when there’s something smelling good on top of the refrigerator. I don’t want to wait for Christmas. I want it now!

I’m thinking maybe I can get my person to wrap that good smelling stuff up and put it under the tree. Sometimes people put wrapped presents under the tree before Christmas. Then when she’s not looking…

I’m not sure why my person doesn’t put wrapped presents under the tree before Christmas. Even when my package person brings a whole box full of wrapped presents they get put somewhere out of my reach until Christmas Day. Then the ones that smell the best are put out of my reach again.

Oh, wait. I think I hear my person calling me. Maybe she’s going to give me something from on top of the fridge.

What, person? Santa knows what I’m up to and he won’t bring me any presents if I don’t behave? Not even good smelling things from on top of the fridge?

You mean I have to cooperate and wear this stupid Santa hat in order to get presents? And then I still have to wait until Christmas?

This is totally not fair.

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Posted by Bongo on December 18, 2012 in Bongo, dogs, humor

Tags: Christmas, Pets, Santa, Santa Hat

Mischief Failure

17 Dec

We finally had our first snow of the season and I wanted to go out and play. But for some reason I couldn’t convince my person to come out and play with me. I think I even made up a new rule for Snoopy’s Mischief Master Class – Look Forlorn – but it didn’t work. I guess Snoopy doesn’t need to add that one to the book.